June 25, 2011 3:00 pm
As corrupt legislators and activist jurists take a machete to human dignity, it’s important that we remind ourselves of the very worst aspects of the homosexual agenda. Be warned, however, these are things radical activists don’t want you to know. They will riot, they will bribe, they will attack life [...]
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June 22, 2011 9:37 pm
In the lush hills of Appalachia, small community churches beckon visitors to come worship. The weathered signs near the entrance show no indication of the slithery liturgy. Few signs will welcome all to “Come worship with us!” From Pennsylvania to Georgia, in the Southeastern Appalachian Mountains, serpent handling remains a [...]
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June 20, 2011 6:03 pm
Larry Flynt is an outspoken forefather and founder of the internet’s ‘Rule 34’ long before the internet was even conceived by Tennessee’s Al Gore. As an evangelical born again Christian and half click away from white trash nobility, Mr. Flynt has focused an unflinching, unerring eye to satirically expose the [...]
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June 19, 2011 2:51 am
If you smell a foul fart in church, chances are it came from a homosexual or an Atheist, because true born again Christian flatulence is undetectable or smells of jasmine, cut grass, or freshly baked bread from God’s bakery. Hershey highway gaysters, bung hole buglers and faith challenged Darwin junkies [...]
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June 18, 2011 1:32 am
You may be wondering if a zombie attack is a Christian ideal. Of course it isn’t. Such a thing could only be caused by homogay scientists and their crazy witchcraft. In the case of such a blasphemy, staunch conservatives must remember that most, if not all, of the infected will [...]
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June 16, 2011 12:26 am
Breaching the controversial subject of enemas in the hot summer months can be daunting for parents of teens. Controversy and concerns aside, the discussion is one that is necessary. Before your teen or tween heads off to summer camp, an outdoor concert event or summer mission this year, take time [...]
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June 14, 2011 3:55 am
June 14th is recognized as International Steampunk day in recognition of H. G. Wells’ birthday. While one might be a little puzzled by the purpose of Steampunk, which on the surface appears to be a sick, God forsaken ‘artistic’ soup of Wild, Wild West; Gnomes and Goblins in World Of [...]
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June 12, 2011 11:01 pm
WARNING: This article is intended for mature audiences and those anointed with the spiritual groundwork necessary for a frank discussion of sexuality in preparation for Christian marriage. Girls spend their whole lives looking forward to the day when preparations for that walk down the aisle to marry a beloved in [...]
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June 11, 2011 12:28 am
Happiness is how we perceive what happens. In the sacred fulfillment of our Godly potential as wives and mothers, problems arise that challenge role perceptions and require careful solutions that respect the ‘Eve’ God wants us to be for our special ‘Adam’. The danger of misguided and selfish female behaviors [...]
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June 8, 2011 5:11 pm
In the 70’s and 80’s the feathered roach clip was a required fashion accessory for the pot smoking hippie-rebel. It was the older sister’s naughty secret wink. Mom had no idea the feathered do-dad really wasn’t just a 25¢ memory from the traveling carnival. A learned sniff said the toothy [...]
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May 25, 2011 9:55 am
Dear Stephenson, I own a small bakery in Georgia and last week a young man came in to apply for a job as an overnight baker. He was a bit strange looking to say the least!!! He dressed like a gypsy and had this long, nappy hair tied up in [...]
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May 24, 2011 11:17 pm
Vacation time is fast approaching! Christians are looking for the perfect family getaway that will build memories, promote Christian family values and lasting friendships. Here are 5 sightseeing destinations guaranteed to deepen one’s spiritual relationship with Christ and leave even the most radical god hating liberal speechless with wonder and [...]
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May 21, 2011 10:32 pm
Sexual activity among teens and twentysomethings has become epidemic in America. We live in a culture that seems to view promiscuity as essential to a child’s success with his or her peers. Music and television celebrities promote fornication at every turn. The internet has made “hooking up” faster and easier [...]
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May 20, 2011 10:13 pm
HOLLYWOOD, CA; May 20, 1011 – Ann Coulter, the sinewy conservative pundit, has been spotted on the arm of a well loved jester of the 1970′s for several years now. Mr. Jimmy Walker, Time Magazine’s “Comedian of the Decade”, will actively fill the role of Ann’s lover/husband in the new [...]
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May 19, 2011 2:22 am
Those Atheists, always the bridesmaid – drunk and fondled in the cloak closet of life during the reception, are once again trying to promote their sad grandiosity gap agenda with a hilarious piece on Alternet entitled: “Atheist Do It Better: Why Leaving Religion Leads to Better Sex”. As discussed in [...]
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