14 Outrageous Secrets That a Homosexual Will Never Tell You

June 25, 2011 3:00 pm366 comments
14 Outrageous Secrets That a Homosexual Will Never Tell You

As corrupt legislators and activist jurists take a machete to human dignity, it’s important that we remind ourselves of the very worst aspects of the homosexual agenda. Be warned, however, these are things radical activists don’t want you to know. They will riot, they will bribe, they will attack life [...]

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Signs and Wonders of Snake Handling – What Skeptics and Atheists Can Never Grasp

June 22, 2011 9:37 pm38 comments
Signs and Wonders of Snake Handling – What Skeptics and Atheists Can Never Grasp

In the lush hills of Appalachia, small community churches beckon visitors to come worship. The weathered signs near the entrance show no indication of the slithery liturgy. Few signs will welcome all to “Come worship with us!” From Pennsylvania to Georgia, in the Southeastern Appalachian Mountains, serpent handling remains a [...]

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Evangelism, Larry Flynt, Texas Chainsaw Jesus and Tennessee’s Eye Rape Law on ‘Distressing Images’

June 20, 2011 6:03 pm21 comments
Evangelism, Larry Flynt, Texas Chainsaw Jesus and Tennessee’s Eye Rape Law on ‘Distressing Images’

Larry Flynt is an outspoken forefather and founder of the internet’s ‘Rule 34’ long before the internet was even conceived by Tennessee’s Al Gore. As an evangelical born again Christian and half click away from white trash nobility, Mr. Flynt has focused an unflinching, unerring eye to satirically expose the [...]

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Catching the Scent of Gays and Atheists in Church

June 19, 2011 2:51 am32 comments
Catching the Scent of Gays and Atheists in Church

If you smell a foul fart in church, chances are it came from a homosexual or an Atheist, because true born again Christian flatulence is undetectable or smells of jasmine, cut grass, or freshly baked bread from God’s bakery. Hershey highway gaysters, bung hole buglers and faith challenged Darwin junkies [...]

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Will Conservative Christian Republicans Have To Stave Off A Liberal Homogay Feminist Zombie Attack?

June 18, 2011 1:32 am57 comments
Will Conservative Christian Republicans Have To Stave Off A Liberal Homogay Feminist Zombie Attack?

You may be wondering if a zombie attack is a Christian ideal. Of course it isn’t. Such a thing could only be caused by homogay scientists and their crazy witchcraft. In the case of such a blasphemy, staunch conservatives must remember that most, if not all, of the infected will [...]

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Talking to Teens about Enemas

June 16, 2011 12:26 am17 comments
Talking to Teens about Enemas

Breaching the controversial subject of enemas in the hot summer months can be daunting for parents of teens. Controversy and concerns aside, the discussion is one that is necessary. Before your teen or tween heads off to summer camp, an outdoor concert event or summer mission this year, take time [...]

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Happy International Steampunk Day: Tea Party Subgenus or Absinthe Soaked Sots?

June 14, 2011 3:55 am26 comments
Happy International Steampunk Day: Tea Party Subgenus or Absinthe Soaked Sots?

June 14th is recognized as International Steampunk day in recognition of H. G. Wells’ birthday. While one might be a little puzzled by the purpose of Steampunk, which on the surface appears to be a sick, God forsaken ‘artistic’ soup of Wild, Wild West; Gnomes and Goblins in World Of [...]

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Meeting the Penis – Facts Every Christian Woman Should Know

June 12, 2011 11:01 pm40 comments
Meeting the Penis – Facts Every Christian Woman Should Know

WARNING: This article is intended for mature audiences and those anointed with the spiritual groundwork necessary for a frank discussion of sexuality in preparation for Christian marriage. Girls spend their whole lives looking forward to the day when preparations for that walk down the aisle to marry a beloved in [...]

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Ways Women Undermine Happiness and Destroy Male Libido

June 11, 2011 12:28 am16 comments
Ways Women Undermine Happiness and Destroy Male Libido

Happiness is how we perceive what happens. In the sacred fulfillment of our Godly potential as wives and mothers, problems arise that challenge role perceptions and require careful solutions that respect the ‘Eve’ God wants us to be for our special ‘Adam’. The danger of misguided and selfish female behaviors [...]

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Hair Feather Trend: It Will Turn Your Wife and Daughter into Pot Smoking, Hippie Herd-Mothers

June 8, 2011 5:11 pm45 comments
Hair Feather Trend: It Will Turn Your Wife and Daughter into Pot Smoking, Hippie Herd-Mothers

In the 70’s and 80’s the feathered roach clip was a required fashion accessory for the pot smoking hippie-rebel. It was the older sister’s naughty secret wink. Mom had no idea the feathered do-dad really wasn’t just a 25¢ memory from the traveling carnival. A learned sniff said the toothy [...]

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Should I Hire a Hippie?

May 25, 2011 9:55 am184 comments
Should I Hire a Hippie?

Dear Stephenson, I own a small bakery in Georgia and last week a young man came in to apply for a job as an overnight baker. He was a bit strange looking to say the least!!! He dressed like a gypsy and had this long, nappy hair tied up in [...]

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REV IT UP! 5 Holy Roadside Pilgrimage Destinations

May 24, 2011 11:17 pm5 comments
REV IT UP! 5 Holy Roadside Pilgrimage Destinations

Vacation time is fast approaching! Christians are looking for the perfect family getaway that will build memories, promote Christian family values and lasting friendships. Here are 5 sightseeing destinations guaranteed to deepen one’s spiritual relationship with Christ and leave even the most radical god hating liberal speechless with wonder and [...]

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Is My Child Having Sex?

May 21, 2011 10:32 pm193 comments
Is My Child Having Sex?

Sexual activity among teens and twentysomethings has become epidemic in America. We live in a culture that seems to view promiscuity as essential to a child’s success with his or her peers. Music and television celebrities promote fornication at every turn. The internet has made “hooking up” faster and easier [...]

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Ann Coulter Creating “Mad” Buzz with Co-star Jimmy Walker

May 20, 2011 10:13 pm7 comments
Ann Coulter Creating “Mad” Buzz with Co-star Jimmy Walker

HOLLYWOOD, CA; May 20, 1011 – Ann Coulter, the sinewy conservative pundit, has been spotted on the arm of a well loved jester of the 1970′s for several years now. Mr. Jimmy Walker, Time Magazine’s “Comedian of the Decade”, will actively fill the role of Ann’s lover/husband in the new [...]

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Atheists Don’t Do It Better: Reasons Why Religion Leads to Better Sex

May 19, 2011 2:22 am39 comments
Atheists Don’t Do It Better: Reasons Why Religion Leads to Better Sex

Those Atheists, always the bridesmaid – drunk and fondled in the cloak closet of life during the reception, are once again trying to promote their sad grandiosity gap agenda with a hilarious piece on Alternet entitled: “Atheist Do It Better: Why Leaving Religion Leads to Better Sex”. As discussed in [...]

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