Punxsutawney Phil, Did the Puxatony Groundhog See His Shadow Day 2009

February 2, 2009 10:20 am1 comment
Punxsutawney Phil, Did the Puxatony Groundhog See His Shadow Day 2009

photo credit: spakattacks Today pagans and evolutionists are celebrating Groundhog Day, the day where they ask if the possessed Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow. According to evolution science, the Puxtony groundhog species is immortal and is able to discern the next year’s trend of weather patterns. They claim that every [...]

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Michael Phelps Caught Smoking Weed Bong Pictures

February 1, 2009 3:58 pm15 comments
Michael Phelps Caught Smoking Weed Bong Pictures

Shock and awe as legendary Olympian Michael Phelps was caught smoking a weed bong at a bar last night. The shocking revelation was first revealed by News of the World. After the story was published by the British tabloid, Mr. Phelps issued this following statement: “I engaged in behavior which [...]

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Real Men Eat Meat, Vegans Are Gay and Hate Nature

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Real Men Eat Meat, Vegans Are Gay and Hate Nature

Hello, good friends. Joe Reagan here and one question is on my mind today. Why do vegans hate nature? Humanity has long been plagued by many rogue elements. The most dangerous and harmful of these are extremists: NAZIs, feminists and false-religious zealots. You get the idea. Of all foul extremists, [...]

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Nancy Reagan Caught Sitting on Mr. T’s Lap (picture)

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Nancy Reagan Caught Sitting on Mr. T’s Lap (picture)

The Liberal Media is now claiming to have definitive proof that an affair took place between none other than Mr. T and the noble Nancy Reagan, the wife of one of the greatest Moral Leaders in the history of Earth, Ronald Reagan. This is what the liberals have heralded as [...]

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Woman Can Not Do The Same Work As Men

January 30, 2009 5:25 pm25 comments
Woman Can Not Do The Same Work As Men

Hello, good friends, Joe P. Reagan here. Hopefully everyone had an excellent weekend. Mine was filled with random awesomeness, including an unprecedented crossing of our old friend Ted (John Goodman good’ ol’ boy type) with some folks who refused to speak English to him at a drop-joint restaurant. Twasn’t pretty [...]

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The Godly future to come VI

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The Godly future to come VI

Brothers and Sisters in Christ, Here Mr. Rushdoony begins to outline how our eventual victory over LIEbrals and secularists will play out. Real Christians™ are always winners. Get right with Jesus or get out ! GLORY ! YIC, Deacon Jethro

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The Godly future to come V

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The Godly future to come V

Brothers and Sisters in Christ, In this episode the nonsense of separation of Church and state is finally put to rest. Satan influenced the men who wrote the US Constitution to include that unGodly provision. Jesus cried as it was done but did not intervene, those individuals are roasting in [...]

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Japanese Cephalerotica Tentacle Sex Perversion On the Rise

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Japanese Cephalerotica is Infesting Earth

Only weeks ago Pastor Jack shared an excerpt from his lecture about the rudderless Orientals and the need for more missionaries in the foreign fields of Japan and China. When he presented this lecture at Langley CC during missionary night, it seemed one of the most disconcerting things to the [...]

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Cute and Immoral Cloned Puppies (picture)

January 29, 2009 8:39 pm19 comments
Cloned Puppies are Evil

Today scientists released the following photo of two puppies that they have cloned. Appearances aside, remember this: the puppies are evil. Their purpose is sinister and their existence is an abomination to natural order. Scientists are employing new forms of propaganda to further their agenda of human cloning, a trademark [...]

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Crazed Indian Hindu Pagans Are Marrying Their Children to Animals (frogs and dogs)!

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Crazed Indian Hindu Pagans Are Marrying Their Children to Animals (frogs and dogs)!

Indians adorn mall with pagan idolatry. photo credit: Swami Stream As a child you may remember fairy tales such as Beauty and the Beast as well as The Frog Prince. Even though these stories involve elements of witchcraft and magics, it is well understood to more astute children of our [...]

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The Godly future to come IV

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The Godly future to come IV

Problems with whiny LIEbrals is discussed here. It is anticipated that once we have a theocracy in place the atheists and homers will start to make high pitched sounds of distress. Just shut up and listen to God ! YIC, Deacon Jethro

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The Godly future to come II

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The Godly future to come II

In this installment the ties between Christianity and our civil government are discussed. Christianity and civil government YIC, Deacon Jethro

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The Godly future to come I

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The Godly future to come I

Brothers and Sisters in Christ, We must focus on bringing a true theocracy to America. Christian Reconstruction is the only path to this goal. A great man by the name of Rousas John Rushdoony had the foresight to realize that we as Real Christians™ can in fact bring this to [...]

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Obama’s Communist America – Honorable James David Manning

January 26, 2009 1:34 pm8 comments
Obama’s Communist America – Honorable James David Manning

photo credit: jurvetson As we near nearly a week into the reign of Obama, we’ve seen unprecedented levels of pain, suffering and terrible atrocities take place worldwide. You’ll notice that your gas prices are returning to record high levels. Warfare and violence is increasing worldwide. US businesses are failing. These [...]

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Top 7 Hipster Songs Your Teen Will Love

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Top 7 Hipster Songs Your Teen Will Love

After a very encouraging morning service yesterday, I decided to stop by the local grocer to grab a few pints of praline ice cream for the family to enjoy. Exiting my car, my mind, body and spirit was suddenly shaken with the most forsaken sounds on the planet. As if [...]

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