I Had an Affair with Arnold

May 18, 2011 9:31 am3 comments
I Had an Affair with Arnold

“My belly charged with rippled spasms, jagged waves from an invisible pursed puff of breeze across shallow water.” It was a crisp spring morning in early 1998. Y2K was all the talk around the office and my retirement portfolio was doing well on the speculative swell of internet IPO’s. I [...]

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Under Pressure From Civil Rights Activists, Amazon Discounts Caucasian “Little Mommy Play All Day” Dolls Over Black, Latino Ones

May 17, 2011 8:50 pm17 comments
Under Pressure From Civil Rights Activists, Amazon Discounts Caucasian “Little Mommy Play All Day” Dolls Over Black, Latino Ones

Amazon.com is raising eyebrows after discounting a white version of a popular children’s doll to a price far below that of its black and Latino counterparts. The move comes after a similar case last year drew outrage from civil rights activists. In that instance, Walmart was accused of racism for [...]

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10 Classy Christian Bridesmaids’ Gifts

May 14, 2011 12:52 pm12 comments
10 Classy Christian Bridesmaids’ Gifts

Spring means Weddings! Bridesmaids play an important part in a Christian wedding ceremony. The gifts selected to thank them for participating in your wedding day need to reflect your Christian love for others. The perfect Christian bridesmaid gifts not only act as a memento of thanks for the assistance with [...]

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Should Menstruating Women Use the Internet?

May 13, 2011 11:01 pm80 comments
Should Menstruating Women Use the Internet?

Recently, the tenor of conversations on Christian message boards and other forums has taken a decidedly crude tone. There is a profound lack of decorum among some people of faith when dealing with difficult topics. We would all be well to be reminded of this passage from Ephesians: “Among you [...]

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Wasilla Principal Pushed Under the Glee Bus: Claims Freddie Mercury Is Gay

12:21 am30 comments
Wasilla Principal Pushed Under the Glee Bus: Claims Freddie Mercury Is Gay

Principal Dwight Probasco of the Wasilla High School, proud alma mater of Sarah, Todd, Levi, and Bristol, recently put the kibosh on using the song “Bohemian Rhapsody” in its spring concert series. The school boasts a variety of extracurricular activities including: Band,Choir, Dramatic Debate, Forensics, Battle of the Banned Books, [...]

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Are Prayers are Better than Money for Victims of Disaster? Why of Course!

May 11, 2011 10:19 pm40 comments
Are Prayers are Better than Money for Victims of Disaster? Why of Course!

While everyone was cheering the death of Osama bin Laden, the south was hit with deadly tornados and the mid west Mississippi was flooded. Rep. Randy Neugebauer (R-Tex.), Stevan Pearce (R-N.M.), Doug Lamborn [R-CO5] and Spencer Bachus (R-Ala.) are co-sponsoring and seeking additional sponsorship for H. Res 254, a straightforward [...]

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Is Actor James Franco Sending the Wrong Message to Today’s Teens?

3:35 pm37 comments
Is Actor James Franco Sending the Wrong Message to Today’s Teens?

From daytime soaps to Hollywood blockbusters, twentysomething actor James Franco is everywhere these days. Women have crowned him the newest celebrity sex symbol. Homosexuals imagine him to be a “fellow traveler.” The man himself is an enigma, exuding a cool confidence in his tabloid interviews while heaping out feminine quantities [...]

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“Power Bottoming,” The Most Disturbing New Trend in American Homosexuality

May 10, 2011 2:59 pm801 comments
“Power Bottoming,” The Most Disturbing New Trend in American Homosexuality

As Christians, the horrors of homosexuality remind us of our humanity and the great demands that God asks of us. We must remember that one day we will sit before the judgment seat and our worst acts will be brought to the fore. We will also be asked to account [...]

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Furries Headband Promotes Bestiality Agenda (NASTY VIDEOS)

10:42 am55 comments
Furries Headband Promotes Bestiality Agenda (NASTY VIDEOS)

Furries, the homosexual puffy pederasts that lure children to bestiality and sex outside of Christian marriage with their lipstick surprise belly rubs, have a new “fashion accessory” that is uses nano-technology and brainwave receptors to snatch the Godliness from the unsuspecting – leading them to a life of inter-species sodomite [...]

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Will a Herman Cain Nomination Prove the Tea Party Republicans Aren’t Racist?

May 9, 2011 5:05 pm4 comments
Will a Herman Cain Nomination Prove the Tea Party Republicans Aren’t Racist?

Last week’s Republican Presidential Debates seemed to be overshadowed by the fact none of the participants were president, with each giving reasons why they should receive the Republican nomination. Each candidate tried to show why they were different than the President Who Is Not President Bush and still can be [...]

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Can Selling Arizona to Mexico Reduce the Deficit and Give Tea Party™ Activists a Holy Land?

May 6, 2011 12:54 pm18 comments
Can Selling Arizona to Mexico Reduce the Deficit and Give Tea Party™ Activists a Holy Land?

As many Tea Party™ supporters have noted, the government budget is much like a household budget. We cannot spend more than we earn and entitlements such as a nice place to vacation or a lovely view may not be affordable with our pocketbooks already challenged by creating jobs with deep [...]

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May is National Masturbation Month, Let’s Make It Reach Out and Touch a Selfo Month

May 5, 2011 1:21 am26 comments
May is National Masturbation Month, Let’s Make It Reach Out and Touch a Selfo Month

May as National Masturbation Month began in 1995 in uber homosexually charged San Francisco as a response to the forced resignation of U.S. Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders. The month long festival of finger fiddling pleasure seekers began Sunday in remembrance of Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders’s response to a question about [...]

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Racist Evil Afterlife Poll: Is Osama Bin Laden in Hell?

May 4, 2011 5:39 pm18 comments
Racist Evil Afterlife Poll: Is Osama Bin Laden in Hell?

A poll was conducted by CNN asking 700 adults if they believed Osama Bin Laden is in Hell. 61% of the respondents believe he is indeed in Hell. This is the first clue that this poll is flawed. One would expect the number to be much, much higher for the [...]

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The Internets’ Tongue Kissing Box: A Kiss without a Hug is Like a Rose without the Fragrance

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The Internets’ Tongue Kissing Box: A Kiss without a Hug is Like a Rose without the Fragrance

Most engineers, no matter the discipline – mechanical, electrical or chemical – developed a keen interest in engineering and science fiction for one singular reason. That reason is to make a girl robot. One Asian, a young future engineer, has devoted some time and effort into the design and modeling [...]

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Mormons Criticize Broadway’s “Book of Mormon” 14 Tony Award Nominations

May 3, 2011 1:31 pm11 comments
Mormons Criticize Broadway’s “Book of Mormon” 14 Tony Award Nominations

Mormons across the nation are hitching up their temple garments and setting their jaws tight for a fight over this year’s announcement of Tony Award nominates from New York’s homosexual Broadway theater community. “The Book of Mormon – the Musical”, described fondly in the press as a gentle exploratory palpitation [...]

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