photo credit: jurvetson B. Hussein Obama infecting masses with liberalism. The world grew a little bit darker today as none other than one of the old strongholds of piety, the good men and stay at home moms of Landover Baptist Church, were officially infected with the Liberal Agenda and quite [...]

Dear friends, as we enter into one of the darkest moments in American history with B. Hussein Obama having hijacked a once noble presidency from the sage George W. Bush, it’s at this point that we must stay the most fervent and resolute in our fight against the liberal agenda. [...]

Chaos and Armageddon in America only days before Obama takes office, and now even once quality businesses are losing any semblance of morality. It’s with a troubled heart that I came upon this press release from none other than Krispy Kreme donuts: “Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, Inc. (NYSE: KKD) is honoring [...]

Being emboldened now that he’s only days away from taking office, President-elect Barack Hussein Obama has now taken to striking terror and fear into the hearts of innocent, defenseless babies. Warning: A harrowing image of terrorism follows: My word. My word. Though we’re all born with original sin, the heart [...]

02/26/08 Update: Wow. What was expected to be a short movie that would circulate within a small circle of friends has turned into something much more very quickly. I’m thrilled that so many people have enjoyed this video but also somewhat mortified that I added this without my daughter’s knowledge or consent. Maybe someday she will find some humor in it.Comments: Have been disabled. I think they have run their course. To those who have sent positive comments, thank you very much. You’ve made us appreciate what we have even more than we already do. To those of you who’ve said you’ve changed your mind about having children, well, have at it. Business inquiries/agents: Thanks for your interest. At the current time we have no intention of exposing our little one to the destroyer of youth that is the entertainment industry (with the exception of Star Wars, heh). Hopefully if she chooses to follow this path on her own someday she will find a door still open for her.Other things: She has never seen Pokemon so I don’t think she’s making a reference to the ball on that show. I think she just means pokey ball as in “a ball that is pokey.” (And yes, I know what the pokey balls really are! Stop emailing )Three year olds can’t read. I’m sure there are exceptions to that rule. ————————————-Here is my daughter, age 3, explaining the plot of Star Wars Episode IV.She explained the whole movie to me in much greater detail but unfortunately I didn’t have the camera going. When I finally caught her talking about the movie again she delivered this truncated, but still funny, version.Edit: Thank you all for the nice comments. Maybe I will print them out for her and someday and when she’s all growed up she’ll get to read them herself.A little more about the video: She wasn’t coached to say anything, nor was she forced to make the video. She rarely stops talking. Those of you with children understand this: sometimes it’s harder to turn the faucet off than to turn the faucet on.Believe it or not, she has the seem the movie only once, and I spread it out over 3 days so it wouldn’t be too much all at once for her.The video was edited to make it shorter, more cohesive and hopefully funnier. I did move some of the lines around so it would make more sense.
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In very heartbreaking footage, the dear and sweet Ann Coulter was mercilessly attacked by the liberal hosts of talk show The View. The usually poignant and eloquent Coulter was wounded by words hurled by the hosts, as they browbeat her for only trying to spread love, joy and good teaching. [...]

As mentioned earlier today, the ravenous left and friends are trying to convince everyone that Team Sarah is comprised if ugly, bigoted devil women who don’t appreciate equality and progress. As evidenced by teh beautiful actress Janine Turner, such cannot be any more far removed from the truth. According to [...]

The Item: RealTouch Cyberdildonic Device Science has finally done the unthinkable and created the prototype for the unimaginable act of robot sex.  Yes, friends, the natural end result of allowing the homogay agenda and beyond is finally reaching its natural progression; human beings ‘procreating’ with machines. This abomination to life is [...]

As every good member here at the CW.org knows, video games are inherently dangerous. After hearing Pastor Jack dynamically speak last week about the Dangers of Video Games, my spouse and I immediately went home and investigated the video game stashes of our teenage sons. What we found confirmed the [...]

Dear Friends of the Faith of ChristWire, our world falls deeper in peril as now the clown community –once the one stable element of shows featuring curs-ed carnies– are making naked calendars and have apparently joined the liberal school of thought. Yes, they are still donning the white paint and [...]

As the sunset finally comes down upon the good and noble President Bush’s time in office, the left wing liberal columnists are doing their best to tarnish the name of a president, a decider, who made America a safer place. Though it will not be immediately realized, Bush made the [...]