Charles Ramsey broke down door to rescue Amanda Berry. Neighborhood resident Charles Ramsey rescued Amanda Berry, who was reported missing ten years ago. Today media headlines are abuzz with the story and a very interesting hero. It all started with a sack of McDonalds. Charles Ramsey was at his home, [...]
My Chemical Romance carries what is left of their career As soon as news broke about the break-up of My Chemical Romance,...
It is with grieved hearts that we announce the loss of a wonderful writer, great friend, loving father, unique comedian...
After a horrible week for Justin Bieber in England, rumors have been spreading that he is having a breakdown. Those...
Well it seems that proponents of medical Marijuana as well as their addicted junky supporters no longer can claim Marijuana, (a highly dangerous hallucinogenic) has never caused an overdose fatality in its 4500 years of known use with man. This story highlights the evils and dangers associated with the use [...]Read more ›
By Rev. Billy Ray Sunday < chrisϯwire > For nearly a week 4200 rich, whiny, arrogant Americans who comprised the total number of passenger and crew onboard the doomed cruise ship Triumph, were forced to endue Hell on Earth in the God forsaken humid and remote Gulf of Mexico. The [...]Read more ›
By Rev. Billy Ray Sunday Special to chrisTwire <chrisTwire> The founding of the United States of America was deeply rooted in scripture and Christian fundamentals. The basic principals taught by Christ became the foundation and structure for two of America’s most sacred transcripts, the US Constitution and the Bill of [...]Read more ›
My fellow comrades: I have come across some dazzling new information about the X and Y Pokemon games and what they contain. They contain vile homogay creatures that will teach our children and teens that homosexuality is OK! It is not OK with me and my church! These X and [...]Read more ›
Hello everyone. I’m new to the Christwire Flock. My name is Milton Freewater, Jr, and I am a Youth Minister with one of Christwire’s satellite churches. I haven’t really read this website much because I was just recently hired on. I hope we can all enjoy some great discussions of [...]Read more ›
Beyonce Realizes That She Ruined The Super Bowl With Nude Stripper Dancing, Asks Internet To Remove Her Photos
In an truly wonderful act of kindness, Beyonce Knowles has admitted to ruining the Super bowl halftime show, and her managers have requested the Internet to remove all images of her performance. I applauded the fact that they acknowledged her dreadful performance, and only wish that Madonna’s managers would have [...]Read more ›
The American psyche is the latest victim of the amorphous super collective known only as “Anonymous.” In a brute display of force, this terrorist organization hacked into the mainframe of the Superdome and proceeded to turn off the juice. Players and fans alike stand terrified in absolute darkness, waiting to be [...]Read more ›
Today, Flags will be flown at half-mast. It is a day that will live in infamy. Horrible crimes have been commited all across America, yet none stands out more clearly than the fact that our “President” is a cold-blooded murderer. That’s right, “President” Barrack Obama has gone into a tribal [...]Read more ›
Exactly a year ago I told you people that Australia was an evil god forsaken place. You doubted me. Do you doubt me now? God has smited them with fire, hurricanes and now sea foam. SEA FOAM! If that isn’t God smiting you then I don’t know what is! Of [...]Read more ›
My Comrades: I’m here to report that a recent release of new pokemon games by Nintendo Studios has all of the fans of the popular game series in an uproar! Nintendo Studios has released the new pokemon games X, Y, and Rainbow coming the late fall of 2013. Parents, this [...]Read more ›
My friends, This is a sad day for this poor man’s body found encased in concrete. What a horrible death. I persoanlly send my condolences to the victim’s family and friends. This is truly a horrible crime to do. Who in their right mind buries someone in concrete? Here’s more [...]Read more ›