One Direction (or 1D for their brain-washed fans) is a bisexual British boy band founded for the sole purpose of deflowering and sodomizing our children. Like costumed wolves, they slink through God’s lambs sewing their unholy English seed. As their name suggests, One Direction will stop at nothing to explore the nether regions of your children while telling them how special they are. The band can be seen on their Youtube traveling whimsically around in their ‘bang bus’, prowling for [...]