The biggest event of 2012 is right around the corner ; Armageddon is December 21st and  everyone’s going! But the question on most lips is what to wear. How you look is going to matter A LOT , but dressing for functionality and comfort will never be so important. As [...]

Comrades, I bring you news of the political world of things in regards to Miss Hillary Clinton being ill. Her office staff was kinda enough to let us know that she is recovering from the Japanese stomach virus called pokerus. One can catch this virus simply by eating oriental foods [...]

My most loyal comrades, I bring you the most troubling news! I’ve only just discovered a Wiccan page on facebook by mistake so I thought I’d warn you about it before you or your children/teens stumble upon it. The dreaded page in which I speak of is called, ‘Legend of [...]

By Rev. Billy Ray Sunday <chrisTwire> Yesterday I released my Christian review of the game, Minecraft, without providing my faithful chrisTwire readers with my rating of the game using the chrisTwire Game Rating Standard. And after reading some of the comments posted by the usual “ChrisTwire Haters” whose screen-names are [...]

WARNING! EXPLICIT UNCENSORED XXX PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE! “If your son or daughter knows how to successfully hack into Minecraft’s explicit pornographic content, then they’ve already descended down the evil path into Daunte’s Ninth Circle of Hell.” By Rev. Billy Ray Sunday <chrisTwire> ChrisTwire received an email from Jennifer in Flagstaff, AZ, [...]

My most loyal friends, I bring you some shocking news from the world around us and even the moon. Recently NASA Scientists have found, using their Hubble Telescope, a particularly interesting crater. The crater is described as the ‘Cookie Monster Crater’. This is rightfully so. The image is uncanny to [...]

Dearest Comrades It has come to my attention that the pokemon black and white 2 games are teaching our children the modern warfare tactic of genocide. With the recent release of the pokemon black and white 2 games, children and teens have been face down in a constant stare like [...]

My Most Loyal Comrades: This is the last straw for me regarding pokemon creator, Satoshi Tajiri, and Nintendo Studios teaming up together to brainwash our children! They’ve crossed the line with the pokemon creatures. Earlier this afternoon, Nintendo Studios revealed that in addition to the new Wii U device coming out on November, 18th, [...]

My Dearest Comrades: Let me begin by saying that the pokemon series via the cartoon and video games have gone on way too long! As a matter of fact they’ve been on now for over twenty years! That’s way too long for those communist cartoonists to bathe our children’s brains in [...]

By Rev. Billy Ray Sunday <chrisTwire> Muslim-Americans in Michigan have called for “deterrent legal measures” to fight what they call “Islamophobia” in the wake of the video “Innocence of Muslims” that exploded into Muslim Rage in the savage Middle East recently. “There is a need for deterrent legal measures against [...]

I have repeatedly written about what a horrible human being Ronnie Radke is. He is a murderous emosexual, he does drugs, beats women, and ruins the minds of young girls. Now it is being reported that he is physically abusing his fans too. It seems that at the Falling On [...]

By Rev. Billy Ray Sunday <chrisTwire> Escalating events in the Middle East and at the United Nations this week makes it clear that Iran poses a clear and imminent danger to world peace. President  Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran in his eighth and final address to the UN General Assembly’s annual [...]

  By Rev. Billy Ray Sunday <chrisTwire> Newsweek magazine has become well known for its controversial magazine covers in recent times, but Newsweek’s September 24, 2012 issue which was released yesterday has pissed off all sorts of camel jockeys from the Middle-East. Newsweek has been taking flack over its “deliberately [...]

Just when you thought the Knife Party fad started by Ecstasy Daily Carnalval was over, it’s back this Halloween to claim more young teenagers’ lives. But this time the wild stabbing fest will be held for an even more sinister reason, not just to entertain a bunch of sick, perverted [...]

It has been brought to our attention over the past few weeks that there may or may not be undetected instances of sarcasm on ChrisTwire. For those of you not familiar with sarcasm, it is an atheist weapon that infiltrates God-loving discussions posing as genuine concern. It then proceeds to [...]