Did Ronnie Radke Beat Up His Girlfriend?

August 10, 2012 1:03 am130 comments
Did Ronnie Radke Beat Up His Girlfriend?

Ronnie Radke, emosexual queen extraordinaire was arrested August 6 2012 for on an outstanding warrant for allegedly beating up his his girlfriend, according to the Glendale News-Press. His girlfriend states that he beat her up on May 1 2012. He was arrested at his house with out incident. Which is unfortunate. I would like to have seen the police give him what he gave his girl friend…. allegedly.

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Is Andy Beersack A Potential Murderer?

August 8, 2012 12:37 am313 comments
Is Andy Beersack A Potential Murderer?

In the last couple of weeks we have had two crazed gunmen that have brought tragedy to our shores. This is not the time to joke about killing people. So why would Someone like Andy Beersack make jokes about doing exactly that? In this months issue of the dark satanic German goth metal magazine Kerang! Beersack states “I am ready to kill”. The magazine goes on to ask “Andy Beersack is at his breaking poin…are you next on his hit list?”
I think we have to ask ourselves if this is a serious threat.

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6 Things That Are Wrong With NASCAR

August 1, 2012 2:30 am73 comments
6 Things That Are Wrong With NASCAR

Back then racing was fun to watch. There were great personalities and men acted like men. The cars actually looked like real cars, and what you bought at the dealership is what you ran on the track. Now, whenever I watch a NASCAR race I fall asleep. Now you can blame that on me being 83 years old, but I know better. I blame it on what they call racing. That is why I have listed the six things that I think is wrong with NASCAR.

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‘The Dark Night Rises’ Fills Plot Holes With Virulent Butt Shots and Transgender Propaganda

July 27, 2012 11:35 pm203 comments
‘The Dark Night Rises’ Fills Plot Holes With Virulent Butt Shots and Transgender Propaganda

If you are planning on seeing the Dark Night Rises, don’t. It is a terrible film, I wish I had seen Ice Age instead.  The entire movie centers on Bruce Wayne and his older husband, Alfred, breaking up and getting back together at the end. I hardly ever got to [...]

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False Atheist God Flying Spaghetti Monster Appears over Israel

July 23, 2012 5:32 pm201 comments
False Atheist God Flying Spaghetti Monster Appears over Israel

The children of Israel ran and screamed with panic after atheists unleashed their false god, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, over the birthplace of Christianity.  The FSM beast is able to duplicate the powers of the atheist created Large Hadron Collider, siphoning the souls of Christian and Jews (what atheists call Higgs Boson [...]

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5 Reasons England is NOT Good Enough to Host the Olympics

July 13, 2012 11:53 pm436 comments
5 Reasons England is NOT Good Enough to Host the Olympics

It is no secret that England is a godless land. It is a sodomizing, island nation, banana republic in the North Atlantic and God hates it. Yes God Hates England. Instead of worshiping Jesus as their lord and savior they worship a 90 something year old woman that won’t die just like Catholics worship Mary Magdalene with their Hail Marys’. I hate England and so does god. They spit in his face.

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Is The “Glee Project” Teaching Our Children To Be Gay Retards?

July 11, 2012 8:23 pm105 comments
Is The “Glee Project” Teaching Our Children To Be Gay Retards?

The “Glee Project” is a “project” similar to the sinful Nazi experiments of yesteryear — instead of teaching our children that it is ok to eat red meat, shoot guns, and possess a gravely yet powerful voice, this show is promoting a gaudy lifestyle full of disease and gay sex. Do you want your young, muscle bound son to prance around a stage, dancing and singing faggoty show tunes? Does it sound appealing to think of your daughter sashaying her way across stage, smiling and batting her filthy eyes in a burlesque manner while flaunting her voluptuous breasts and buttocks, shaking these God-given assets in front of hormonal young men who want to “mount” her “doggystyle?”

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Morgan Freeman Declares Obama NOT BLACK: Stocks Rise on Wonderful News

July 6, 2012 5:19 pm60 comments
Morgan Freeman Declares Obama NOT BLACK: Stocks Rise on Wonderful News

(chrisTwire)— There may be hope for America yet. Many of us had assumed America had been darkened by the Obama Presidency. His socialist policicies and insane leadership seemed very typical of what we expected when he ran for office. But like when he played Mace Window In Star Track SG-1, [...]

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What Is A Go-Go Raver? Pro Go-Go Raver Jasmine Gives Us a Peak Inside the Resistance Culture

July 3, 2012 12:22 am101 comments
What Is A Go-Go Raver?  Pro Go-Go Raver Jasmine Gives Us a Peak Inside the Resistance Culture

Mike Watson may be contacted at The Holymailbox or his facebook for questions and addendums regarding this shocking story. Eyes perpetually glossed with the most addictive marijuana residues and spirits all but defunct, the mouths of naive Electronic Daisy raver chicks chirp open in sexual glee as they wait to [...]

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Is Instagram Poisoning My Child With Porn?

June 30, 2012 3:04 pm117 comments
Is Instagram Poisoning My Child With Porn?

“Instagram” might fool you into thinking it’s about photography but in reality, Instagram is really the name of a reliable pot dealer. Users are allowed to click a special “filter” on the app that is designed to deliver a fresh gram of marijuana pot directly to their location. Do we want our children to be hand-delivered fresh Guatemalan pot when they could be sharing hilarious bible verses with one another?

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Mitt Romney — Combating Homosexuality One Haircut at a Time

June 19, 2012 7:57 am59 comments
Mitt Romney — Combating Homosexuality One Haircut at a Time

The liberal press has been all over Brother Romney lately for a couple of innocent pranks he pulled of some queer boys in high school. These Obamaphiles just love to paint ol’ Mitty into a corner — first he’s an evil millionaire, then he’s a fringe Mormon, and now a [...]

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Can Two Old Dogs Teach Us All New Tricks?

June 15, 2012 6:42 pm36 comments
Can Two Old Dogs Teach Us All New Tricks?

They grew up together and were best friends. They were the friendliest dogs and loved every body. Even in the summers when we went to the plantation down on the river, Cane and Abel loved it, they would run and play and even got along with the share croppers that worked our fields. The dogs loved it there, they got to play in the woods; chasing squirrels and hunting ducks with my father and his friends and accepting bits of “cracklins’ from the share croppers.

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Another Miami Zombie Attack, How Much Did Obama & CDC Know?

June 5, 2012 11:48 pm23 comments
Another Miami Zombie Attack, How Much Did Obama & CDC Know?

As Miami suffers through a Second Zombie Attack, America has to ask ‘How much did Obama and the Center for Disease Control (CDC) know? When did they know and why didn’t they tell us of the very real danger’?
That’s right the zombie plague has spread across America. Yesterday, Brandon DeLeon, a North Miami Beach man, was arrested by two North Miami Beach police officers. Once in jail, he growled at officers, banged his head repeatedly on the holding cell, and tried to eat one officers hand. Officers believe he was under the influence of a synthetic drug, such as Bath Salts.

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ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE REPORT: Miami Bath Salt Zombies Continue to Spread Across Nation. Reports on the Rise

June 2, 2012 2:15 am75 comments
ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE REPORT: Miami Bath Salt Zombies Continue to Spread Across Nation. Reports on the Rise

Since I first broke the news of the impending Zombie Apocalypse that is being fueled by Miami Bath Salt and Sodomy, I have been inundated with reports of other zombie attacks from around the nation. I have been just as amazed by people that are more interested in complaining about how sodomy has nothing to do with this apocalypse. These Liberal Atheist Sodomites (LAS) will see how right I am when they are being sodomized by a homogay zombie while having their brains eatten from their still living body.

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EDC 2012 Knife Party – Ensured Death of Children

June 1, 2012 7:44 pm267 comments
EDC 2012 Knife Party – Ensured Death of Children

As some of you may have heard, the homorave community will be holding their annual caucus in Sin City this June. “EDC”, Ecstasy Daily Carnalval, is a glow-in-the-dark freak show that young drug addicts and worshippers of Satan attend annually to cover themselves with others’ bodily fluids and crystal methamphetamines. [...]

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