Miami Bath Salts Lead to Sodomy Induced Zombie Apocalypse

May 29, 2012 2:55 am176 comments
Miami Bath Salts Lead to Sodomy Induced Zombie Apocalypse

On Friday the police responded to the 911 call that two naked men were fighting on a bike path along the Causeway. When the police officer finally responded around 2 pm he found a naked man lying on top of the other naked man eating his face. The man growled at the officer, and then returned to eating the victims face, mainly his victim’s nose and eyeballs. The officer then used his service weapon and shot the man, but the gunshot had no effect. But one has to wonder why was the zombie and victim naked? SODOMY. Sodomy is at the heart of ALL evil.

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Ten Places Obese Fat Women Can Live Instead of the US

May 26, 2012 1:43 pm413 comments
Ten Places Obese Fat Women Can Live Instead of the US

The obesity problem in the US is facing near super-sized proportions. As a world comparative, the US ranks number six in a global list of fattest nations. It’s time to start exporting our problems to other lands and cultures that can appreciate the inflated, pre-diabetic beauty of America’s fat women. [...]

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‘One Direction’ uses Facebook to distribute coital invites

May 20, 2012 4:26 am163 comments
‘One Direction’ uses Facebook to distribute coital invites

One Direction (or 1D for their brain-washed fans) is a bisexual British boy band founded for the sole purpose of deflowering and sodomizing our children. Like costumed wolves, they slink through God’s lambs sewing their unholy English seed. As their name suggests, One Direction will stop at nothing to explore [...]

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Ron Paul Supporters Advocate “Laissez Faire” Sexuality in Cheap Political Ploy for Votes

May 13, 2012 8:19 pm4 comments
Ron Paul Supporters Advocate “Laissez Faire” Sexuality in Cheap Political Ploy for Votes

“I was standing next to a woman who had a Ron Paul 2012 shirt on when I overheard her talking strategy. I told her that she didn’t deserve to be a delegate because Dr. Paul had lost the primary votes. She turned to me and said, ‘It’s not about the votes, cunt! It’s about the delegates!’ She then glanced at my posterior and said, ‘Although I wouldn’t mind Dele-getting a piece of that ASS!’ I was appalled! How dare these sexual degenerates try to infiltrate our righteous party in the name of free markets and free love!”

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19 Glorious Reasons Women Should Have Dinner Prepared and on the Table

May 9, 2012 5:31 pm254 comments
"A husband can provide extra money for that new apron or a salon appointment. All your facebook friends secretly hate you."

1. When a woman commits to cooking dinner, she joins a worldwide sisterhood of womanly courage. Many Americans don’t associate courage with preparing dinner. Clearly, this is a contrived shame of the feminist agenda. Far too many liberals view preparing supper as a perfunctory duty of wifely servitude rather than [...]

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Is Joss Whedons “The Avengers” Enough to Pay For His Past TV Sins?

May 8, 2012 8:00 pm232 comments
Is Joss Whedons “The Avengers” Enough to Pay For His Past TV Sins?

This week’s big movie is “The Avengers”. As I write this the movie has broken a record with a staggering $200.3 million debut this weekend. The figure crushes “Harry Potter” which previously held the three-day record with a measly $169.1 million from last July. This should show the world that America is a good wholesome country. We love our American heroes and don’t take crap from anyone. Especially little effeminate British wiccans that teach our children to turn away from Christianity.
But for me, my only problem with the movie is the director, Joss Whedon. He has been putting filth on the air waves of America, since 1997. For almost two decades this man has been teaching Americas youth to hate America and to turn from what is right. Let’s review his previous TV sins against humanity.

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55-Year-Old Cheerleader Sharon Simmons, In Obama’s America

8:32 am57 comments
55-Year-Old Cheerleader Sharon Simmons, In Obama’s America

55-year-old cheerleader Sharon Simmons is keeping up the American dream.  She has wanted to be a cheerleader since her twenties and is now doing all she can to reach it.  She’s trying out for God’s favorite football team, the Dallas Cowboys. According to Simmons, “I thought about this when I [...]

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51 Reasons Why Women Will Always be Paid Less than Men

April 23, 2012 9:38 pm115 comments
51 Reasons Why Women Will Always be Paid Less than Men

The fact Women are paid, on average, 17-23% less than men for the same work cannot be denied. While this “moment in time” micro measurement is an arithmetic truth, the interpretation of why is beset with lies and innuendo. Beyond the screeching cries of “discrimination” it is difficult to understand [...]

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GAY of the Year Awards 2012 – Gays Vote Adele As New Iconic Leader, Cher Dethroned, Joe My God Retains “Leatherdaddy” of Year

April 22, 2012 12:53 pm18 comments
GAY of the Year Awards 2012 – Gays Vote Adele As New Iconic Leader, Cher Dethroned, Joe My God Retains “Leatherdaddy” of Year

  The Gay Community had their official award ceremonies last night. The show, which always airs the night of the Lusty Lyrid Meteor Showers naturally took place in San Francisco, California, the spritzed frapaccino gay capital of the world. The event was held at the historic Bare Chest Leather Theater, [...]

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Is My Daughter a Prostitute? 15 Early Warning Signs

April 17, 2012 5:47 pm87 comments
Is My Daughter a Prostitute? 15 Early Warning Signs

Dear Stephenson, My daughter has been very secretive lately. She moved to New York City to become an actress 3 years ago and now has all this money for designer clothes. Problem is she’s not telling me anything about her life! She’s says she’s working as a “intern” whatever that means and I just find it hard to believe. She’s pretty and sharp minded but she’s just not the sort of girl that can be one of those high power woman types. Frankly I have no idea what she’s really up to. Can you help?

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Newsweek Publishes Working Women Fantasy Cover, Forgets to Pick a Safe Word

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Newsweek Publishes Working Women Fantasy Cover, Forgets to Pick a Safe Word

This week’s Newsweek cover titillates with a blindfolded woman under the caption “Why Surrender is a Feminist Dream.” The ‘return of the submissive woman’ really doesn’t make any sense at all to many Christians. It is hard to believe that ‘women want to be submissive’ when a well-made pair of [...]

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Why Do Pit Bulls Hate White People?

April 12, 2012 6:32 pm289 comments
Why Do Pit Bulls Hate White People?

Every day we seem to read yet another headline about a pit bull mauling an infant or a policeman. They are the most dangerous wild animal allowed to roam our neighborhoods freely. They will lurk anxiously in alleyways and public parks, just waiting for that perfect moment to spring an attack on an innocent elderly person. They terrorize and terrify. Worse still, the type of person who owns such a dog is himself fanatical, untrustworthy and brutal. He will defend his so-called “right” to possess a lethal creature and use it at will. We truly have a critical canine situation in America that needs to addressed but sadly, Barack Hussein Obama’s aesthetic of “If it feels good, do it” is just too addictive for the liberals in our local legislatures.

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Should The CIA Stop Patriarch Kirill, The Murderous Billionaire Cult Leader Leading the Soviets to Satanism?

April 11, 2012 7:50 pm79 comments
Should The CIA Stop Patriarch Kirill, The Murderous Billionaire Cult Leader Leading the Soviets to Satanism?

Patriarch Kirill is a genuinely ruthless figure in the harsh world of Soviet politics. A former KGB agent and now a close associate of Vladimir Putin, he has called his leader “a god.” He has been widely condemned for spreading Stalinism and atheism to the Ukraine in a cruel bid to expand his empire. Evidence unearthed in Soviet archives has revealed that the Russian Orthodox Church has long been infiltrated and managed by the KGB as a tool of population control. This is one of the many reasons that the CIA has kept a very close watch on the secretive kingpin Kirill for decades.

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Fans Cheer Incest and Baby Murder on “Game of Thrones,” While Rumors of Upcoming Peter Dinklage Nude Scenes Go Viral

April 10, 2012 9:06 pm98 comments
Fans Cheer Incest and Baby Murder on “Game of Thrones,” While Rumors of Upcoming Peter Dinklage Nude Scenes Go Viral

Never before on primetime television has such depravity been offered up to America’s young people. This calculated immorality catapults far beyond bad taste, and into the realms of genuine social and moral destruction. Yes, we are talking about Game of Thrones, the cable sci-fi series that last season sold teens and twentysomethings on the ideas of pedophilia, socialism, occultism, sodomy, homosexuality, alcoholism and much worse.

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Is “Fifty Shades of Grey” Turning Your Wife Into a S&M Slut?

3:19 pm288 comments
Is “Fifty Shades of Grey” Turning Your Wife Into a S&M Slut?

E.L. James, is the filthy minded pervert behind this book, that has become a world wide hit. She has penned a disgusting hit that takes a beautiful young pure woman and turns her into a leather clad dominatrix S&M Whorelot. The book is about a sickening misogynist love affair that turns the woman into nothing better than a sex slave.

In the book, the male character, mockingly and insultingly named Christian, finds a young virgin named Ann. He seduces her and makes her fall in love with him. But as they start to date she is told to sign a contract where she agrees to become his sex slave.

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