It’s raunchy, it’s ethnic and it’s probably happening on a university campus near you. It’s “Sissy Bounce” a form of erotic gyrating that has become the latest subculture “fad” among reckless kids looking for quick, cheap thrills. Any expert of family values will tell you that this trend is no laughing matter. It’s a foul, animalistic display that encourages children to act like monkeys, showing off their anal regions as if they were hunting for a partner in the jungle. If the “sissy bouncer” isn’t careful, he may very well end up with such a mate, a hardcore homosexual hellbent on violating to the very core of one’s body.

Does your child spend too much time alone in the bedroom? Has he or she begun experimenting with unusual fashions, loud music and adult language? Have you noticed intense emotional demands for privacy and advances on allowance money? Do you worry about new friends who might be too mature or using drugs? Has your teen “paired off” with someone in a way that makes you suspect abnormal sexual activity?

Senator Rick Santorum has devoted his life to promoting Christian love and charity in America. For his humble efforts, liberal media operatives have branded him with a libelously offensive label that defies decency, reason and any foundation of compassion. One man in particular, notorious pervert Dan Savage, has led the charge. Hacking into Google’s internet search engine technology, Savage was able to effectively defame the good Senator…

Susan B, Xenu, Beloved Christian Author Dead at 81 -Chuck D. Finley Atlanta – It is a sad day here in the Atlanta Christwire office, as well as the other offices around the country. It is also a sad day for all of Christiandom, the internet and society as a [...]

There is good news today for advocates of abstinence and moral decency. In a report issued by Esquire Magazine this month, it was revealed that female to male oral intercourse is falling out of fashion among America’s youths. Instead, many are opting to protect their purity and their health by [...]

Feminine self-gratification is a subject that is so objectionable and disingenuous that it remains taboo for spiritual discussion. Yet by any measurable standard, it is a crisis of vast proportions in our culture. It affects a girl’s ability to mature beyond the egocentric teenage stage, it recklessly familiarizes her with rampant promiscuity and it can ultimately undermine her willingness to find stability in a procreative, loving marriage.

The popularity of the internet and reality television has given young people access to many controversial ideologies. Some, like atheism, can be traced back to Soviet communism which ultimately saw Christian spirituality as a roadblock to a dictatorship of the state where families and love had no place. Other trends like vegetarianism were made popular by the most heinous figures in world history, such as Adolph Hitler who was himself a vocal adherent of the unsound diet.

As part of ‘Sex Education’, nearly 87% of public middle and high schools have special infant simulation dolls that teach girls how to care for babies. While more instructive than the curse laden Teen Moms reality shows, these virtual reality dolls cannot replace the enduring benefits of young girls playing [...]

The Winsor Ontario squirrel population is supporting the homosexual Gay Agenda by waging an unholy war on women. These gay rat cousins, in an effort to shore up their lascivious nut rustling ways, are devouring the succulent tulip bulbs planted to adorn Windsor parks for spring wedding pictures. Canadian ladies, [...]

The Hunger Games is a book series that has already turned millions of young teens into godless, satan worshiping, drug abusing, parent disrespecting sodomites and whorelots. But now the Devil Diddlers of Hollywood has decided to try to ruin the remainder of America’s youth by bringing the series to the big screen. Thats right, if you thought sparkly vapmires and werewolves double teaming poor young girls in woodland sexual conquest was bad enough then be shocked that the depths of movie culture has not hit yet hit the sinful bottom.

Every so often, a radical pseudo-intellectual decides to write about some problem they have with America, making great use of tactics such as hyperbole, perjury and hypnotism. George Orwell’s 1984, radical commie propaganda, designed to denigrate Watergate. Marx, radical commie propaganda, designed to denigrate capitalism. Harry Potter, radical commie propaganda, [...]

“Always be prepared” the old Boy Scout motto goes. The same adage is taken to its extreme as the underlying theme of a new Discovery Channel program called “Doomsday Bunkers” and National Geographic’s “Doomsday Preppers”. The shows are typical of the genre. They are a cross between “Keeping up with [...]

The Kingdom of Denmark is set to legalize homosexual “marriage” later this month in a move that has been widely condemned as yet another step towards the dustbin of history for the once great nation. Theologians and educators have long criticized the country’s rejection of compassionate morality in favor of radical social engineering. Indeed, Danish cultural history is rife with the blind arrogance, sexual promiscuity and political anarchism of its spiritually primitive population.

He claims to be the prophet of a new world order. He preaches addiction in every form, from marijuana to atheism to liberalism. With his brylcreemed hair and sharkskin suits, he travels the world demanding the destruction of all religious faith. He is none other than Bill Maher, undoubtedly one of the most heinous political activists in America today.

Those crap flinging monkeys from Vermont are at it again and this time it’s personal! I don’t know what they’re smoking up there in Yankee town, with all their naked hippie girls and their millionaire music concert shows, but this is beyond outrageous. If you have no idea what I’m talking about I’m talking about the Phish, probably one of the worst music acts in the history of moron music. It’s not even music! It’s a lot of tooting and banging…