March 13, 2012 4:23 am
The melting pot of America has many strange ingredients but none is more exotic than the Asians. They are known as dour, enigmatic people who prize science and silence. Many dress properly with well-fitted, traditional clothes. They style their hair without dyes, curling irons or spray. Unlike the blacks and Muslims, they have not tried to force their ethnic rituals and holidays on the rest of us. Often they exhibit a reserved attitude toward sexuality and we can be grateful for that.
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March 11, 2012 2:20 am
LillyHammer depicts the tragic European nation of Norway. It will come as a shock to American audiences to see the severe alcoholism and political corruption, the gambling and the abject poverty that defines the Norwegian culture. These are a lonely, bitter people who know nothing of Jesus Christ. They look sickly from the dark, snowy weather. The children grow up without fathers and the women have sexual intercourse with any man who crosses their path.
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March 8, 2012 8:09 am
NASA captured the holy Hand of God slinging asteroid 2012 Da14 months ago, near the X90 galaxy cluster. Scholars now agree that the asteroid is on a collision coarse with Earth and naturally, gays are to blame. NASA – Shocked and bewildered scientists at NASA are terrified, not knowing how [...]
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March 5, 2012 3:28 pm
The pale scent of sanitized vomit, sex and beer could be detected in the upholstery of the limousine. Bridget Lynn, my sister, had chartered the car and driver for my “Menopause Party” so we could stop and receive “blessings of Gaia” from each of the four main spiritual vortexes around [...]
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March 4, 2012 3:51 pm
Oh Friends: I do hate to remind you but the 2012 apocalypse is getting nearer and nearer as the months pass through Winter and into Spring like a fashlagging homo trying to get his last hits in and make some bucks before 2:00 a.m. And though this is frightening to [...]
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9:32 am
Suggestively stroking his pasty mansacks made supple from infusing LSD with human growth hormone and then wildly shooting it into veins at concerts, Skrillex is being hailed the new King of Electronica and your child’s immortal soul is at risk. Has your son’s campus already been part of the Kiester [...]
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March 1, 2012 10:36 pm
Some Christians have an unexplained affection for foreign films. As a southerner, even discussing foreign films is problematic, since the phrase ‘foreign films’ in casual southern conversation sounds more like ‘forn films’ and that leads to a host of ambiguities over sweet tea and cucumber sandwiches at a ladies luncheon. [...]
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February 29, 2012 10:58 pm
With the passage of sodomy-based marriage laws in states like Maryland and Washington, the gay lifestyle is once again front-page news. Often the liberal media promotes this tiny percentage of the population with inspirational personal stories and photos of smiling, well-dressed couples. We are told that these activists are compassionate and moral, decent and maybe even a little bit traditional. Yet are we really seeing the full picture here?
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3:35 am
(chrisTwire)—As we were all taught as children, February has 28 days. Then came Black History Month which we successfully stuck in the darkest, dreariest, and shortest of months. Life was good. After 28 days of blackness… spring would come, the Sun would shine again. But then a Kenyan descended on [...]
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February 28, 2012 12:28 am
Having loved his own who were in the world, he loved them to the end. John 13:1 I can’t stay in Sedona, Arizona, for more than a couple of days. On day three I get a headache and frankly, the novelty of burning sage starts to jar my nerves. My [...]
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February 25, 2012 3:09 pm
Today, let’s break down that barrier and share some of the most common issues that girls need to address if they care about being better lovers, wives, friends and partners. We have chosen some of the most glaring and easily resolvable female problems that erupt on a daily basis.
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February 23, 2012 12:33 am
“chrisTwire asks” is a new regular feature where we ask underwhelming Americans questions about subjects that may interest or challenge them. Most of the topics and questions are user submitted. If you would like to suggest a topic or question, feel free to submit one via Facebook, email, or if [...]
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February 17, 2012 7:15 pm
Nestled in the lush, ostentatious hills of Malibu, California, Pepperdine University has long been a fortress of academic conservatism. Its Christian principles stand in righteous contrast to the jet set Hollywood types who call the nearby beaches their playground. Indeed, one can spy the luxury sex palace of 70s musical icon Cher from Pepperdine’s mountainside perch. Billionaire homosexual David Geffen’s waterfront mansion, with its revolving door of South American male models, is frustratingly close.
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February 16, 2012 1:32 pm
Years of political mudslinging and questionable financial schemes have finally caught with popular Comedy Central host Stephen Colbert. Sources inside the Federal Election Commission have revealed that an investigation was launched some weeks ago and has now garnered the interest of the FBI. According to the website Politico.com…
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February 9, 2012 4:57 am
As many of you know, I do a weekly Bus Mission where I board an unsuspecting Bus and shower the riders with the love of God (Probably the only shower most of them have had in a long time). This week, I had to travel to NYC for business [...]
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