Pakistians Capture God’s Whale Shark And Hold It Up On Display

February 7, 2012 6:14 pm106 comments
The Pakistians hoisting the whale shark up onto their fishing nets

Friends, I  don’t want to startle you fellow Christians or anything, but the evil country, Pakistan, caught one of God’s most gentle of creatures,The Whale Shark. But, not only did they catch it, they brutally beat it to death, and then put it up on fishing nets to display it [...]

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Valentines for Heathens

February 5, 2012 3:39 pm172 comments
Valentines for Heathens

Rather than allowing St. Valentine’s Day to remain a religious holiday of love, merchants and entrepreneurs have created expressions of endearment that defile the definition of Christian love by catering to a low brow variety of homosexual, racist and feminist agendas. I must warn you even the Syrims and Minecrafters [...]

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The Sick Truth Behind My Little Pony Meetups

February 4, 2012 7:32 pm299 comments
The Sick Truth Behind My Little Pony Meetups

Fathers want to bond with their young daughters so they watch the show with them, but soon become addicted to the show through its subliminal messages of gayness that are pumped through the airwaves and cable lines right into their TV sets. The men then buy MLP toys for their daughters as well as their selves, they meet up with other fathers to indulge in in their gay carnal delights. Even worse they spread it to their male friends so that it becomes a never ending circle jerk of godless sodomy. These homogays for Satan’s anal army are known as Bronies.

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Are Atheists Capable of Love? Again, NO

February 2, 2012 2:26 pm441 comments
Are Atheists Capable of Love? Again, NO

The question of love seems to be on the minds of many this time of year. Perhaps due to the cold weather and abrupt lull in sporting events, after the Superbowl and before March Madness, the minds of many turn to thoughts of love. Of course Christians are capable of [...]

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Please Support Susan G Komen Immediately!!

February 1, 2012 10:17 pm39 comments
Please Support Susan G Komen Immediately!!

(chrisTwire)—The Susan G. Komen for the Cure Foundation revealed Tuesday it was cutting funds to Planned Parenthood. Planned Parenthood is a liberal organization which uses American taxpayer money to provide “family planning” which really means is free abortions for all. While millions of Americans spend over a billion dollars a [...]

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Why Does Public Transportation Still Exist?

January 31, 2012 3:22 am169 comments
Why Does Public Transportation Still Exist?

In 1742, a female named, Rosa Parks, entered a bus and sat in a seat reserved for a Christian. This act single-handedly created Martin Luther King, Jr, Malcolm X, and Tupac.

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Can a Return To Whaling Restore the American Economy?

12:22 am200 comments
Can a Return To Whaling Restore the American Economy?

(chrisTwire)—Last week, President Obama gave his annual state of the union address. In it he admitted economic failures yet placed most of the blame on others. He laid out a roadmap for the future that includes no more handouts and increased economic fairness. While his roadmap included no real new [...]

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Evolution Science Tries to Explain Women and Fails Again

January 29, 2012 6:06 pm138 comments
Evolution Science Tries to Explain Women and Fails Again

“Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.” ~ Albert Einstein It isn’t much fun for the fellas when Aunt Ruby is in town. Cranky, bloated and craving salt or chocolate a woman’s body grieves another missed opportunity to incubate new life each month during menstruation. A new [...]

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Christian Conservatives Aren’t Stupid, Those Saul Alinsky Liberals Are

January 28, 2012 1:08 am24 comments
Christian Conservatives Aren’t Stupid, Those Saul Alinsky Liberals Are

Well, another self-aggrandizing report from the Saul Alinsky liberal educated elite is claiming that conservatives are less intelligent than their liberal counterparts. Will someone help these people get over their second class status, get back to work as janitors and off the government teat? “Power is not only what you [...]

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Sinful Aussies Speak Out Against Christwire and God

January 26, 2012 5:53 pm106 comments
Sinful Aussies Speak Out Against Christwire and God

Just as I told you Australians are vile sinful criminals. They are savage people in a savage land. Now they are proving my words and lashing out on youtube against my article of truth and love. Just days ago I published the article The Devil Down Under: Why God Hates [...]

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The Devil Down Under: Why God Hates Australia Day

January 23, 2012 11:26 pm498 comments
The Devil Down Under: Why God Hates Australia Day

From time to time everyone gets a little voice in their head that tells them to do something. If you are a good and decent person then you know that is the voice of the Lord speaking to you. Recently I heard that voice. It was the voice of Jesus [...]

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Adulterer Newt Gingrich Wins South Carolina, Americans Vote Mormonism Worse Crime than Adultery

January 21, 2012 8:51 pm75 comments
Adulterer Newt Gingrich Wins South Carolina, Americans Vote Mormonism Worse Crime than Adultery

Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich poses with Stepford Wife Callista Gingrich, the woman he dumped his first second wife for because she ’was not pretty enough to be first lady’. Today America has officially made Mormonism a worse crime than Adultery of any sort.  Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a Republican and [...]

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Top Ten Signs Your Child is Addicted to Black Veil Brides and Probably A Gothy Vampire Witch

January 18, 2012 11:18 pm217 comments
Top Ten Signs Your Child is Addicted to Black Veil Brides and Probably A Gothy Vampire Witch

Soul chilling crescendos ripping from his mouth and sailing upon the zephyrs of a demon’s beating wings, Andy Biersack wields mind-altering vocals whispered to him by Satan.  A demon possessed college-girl can only lunge upon the stage and thrust her blood soaked body upon Biersack’s leather clad leg, her LSD soaked brain succumbing to the [...]

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The 10 Most Dangerous “Comedians” Destroying America

January 16, 2012 10:13 pm84 comments
The 10 Most Dangerous “Comedians” Destroying America

Today’s most successful comics rarely consider the impact that their work has on the minds of the young. They know not humility or sacrifice, integrity or shame. The only God they bow down before is their own foul greed. Has this planet ever seen a more disgusting cabal of cultural [...]

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Atheist Witches Curse Tim Tebow, Conspire to Cause Tom Brady and Patriots Victory over Broncos

January 14, 2012 10:19 pm171 comments
Atheist Witches Curse Tim Tebow, Conspire to Cause Tom Brady and Patriots Victory over Broncos

Salem, Massachusetts – Atheist witches have cast a spell upon the Broncos versus Patriots game, using their dark sorcery to give Tom Brady and the New England Patriots a victory.  The devil is laughing in hell tonight, his little vixens of vileness bringing a crashing halt to the season of [...]

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