Full Picture of Real Life Montauk Monster (Photo Evidence)

March 16, 2009 9:33 am67 comments
Full Picture of Real Life Montauk Monster (Photo Evidence)

Several weeks ago I reported on a new scientific mystery, a monstrous abomination that was discovered by three women who were walking on the beaches of Borneo. As the news of this story initially spread, television and print media worldwide have interviewed countless individuals, trying to discover the origin of [...]

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Update: Immoral Japanese Anime Pornography Temple

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Update:  Immoral Japanese Anime Pornography Temple

As you know, the Japanese are a people whose morals have lead them to create very questionable forms of ‘arts’ and entertainment in times past and until this very day. In the production queue of the modern Japanese immorality machine is a new form of media called anime, which is [...]

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Satan’s Lifestyles: Rock ‘n Roll

March 14, 2009 11:19 am27 comments

What’s wrong with Rock ‘n Roll? More than you might think. In fact, the three key instruments of the traditional Rock n’ Roll cult act together to lead good Christians astray from the righteous path of God. See why!

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Satan Uses Joaquin Phoenix At Black Rap Concert

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As we discovered several weeks ago, Satan has taken over Joaquin Phoenix. The following video only confirms the worst of our fears. In this disturbing footage you see that Joaquin is now acting like an urban black, getting into fights and chanting rap lyrics all the while. This is proof [...]

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Spider Heals Crippled Man of Paraplegia (video)

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Spider Heals Crippled Man of Paraplegia (video)

The wonder and power of God is on display again, as this time God ordered a brown recluse spider to do miracle work and bite a California man inflicted with an issue of paraplegic handicap. Typically, such a bite would prove a medical nightmare for a human, but this spider [...]

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Hulk Hogan Nearly Smacks Down Wife’s Lippy Lawyer

March 13, 2009 1:38 pm11 comments

As you know, sometimes in marriage the grave and solemn responsibility to politely tell the wife to be quiet and stay in her place falls upon every husband. Being fickle and temperamental, women do not always respond to gentle words so at times a swift, backhanded slap across the face [...]

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Watch South Park Episode 13×01 Online Now – Christian TV Review

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Christian TV Review: South Park Episode 13×01 – The Ring South Park began a new season in its typical fashion of debauchery, mockery and utter filth. In this episode, The Ring, South Park’s drug-toking writers took extra care to disrespect moral Christians worldwide. This episode had to do with the [...]

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I Am Not Racist, I’m American

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During the course of my writing societal columns and giving cultural lectures too, I’ve always come across some laughable liberals who attempt to contest my points with one lie: “You’re a racist.” I always find this very offensive because I’m certainly not racist. I’m American. And I am not just [...]

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God Throws Mighty Sandstorm In The Eyes of Greedy Saudi Arabian Capital

March 11, 2009 9:30 am27 comments
God Throws Mighty Sandstorm In The Eyes of Greedy Saudi Arabian Capital

AP – A mighty sandstorm descends upon Saudi Arabian capital of Riyadh, Tuesday, March 10, 2009. God’s judgeme… RIYADH, Saudi Arabia – Today God showed his extreme displeasure for the oil-greed of Saudi Arabians by casting a mighty sandstorm all over their capital city of Riyadh. As you know, Saudi [...]

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The Blue Ducks Are Gay! They Face Species Extinction!

March 10, 2009 2:30 pm35 comments
The Blue Ducks Are Gay!  They Face Species Extinction!

Scientists and liberal progressives alike are without words, as a lesson of natural order is playing out with a species of blue ducks. The ducks are gay and they are now facing extinction! Being gay is against natural order as the entire point of having reproductive organs is continuation of [...]

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Morbidly Obese Spider Monkey

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I am absolutely disgusted by this following example of evolutionist teaching gone wrong, as a morbidly obese spider monkey was discovered in the state of Tennessee. As you know, an evolutionist believes man descended directly from monkeys. One day, monkeys just popped up with spawn that are human. This is [...]

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China Has Caused Hell On Earth

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China Has Caused Hell On Earth

The Dalai Lama delivered a very moving speech today about the woes the Chinese have inflicted on Tibet. According to the wise and sage Dalai Lama, China has caused ‘Hell on Earth’ in Tibet. Today marks the 50th anniversary of the uprising where the Dalai Lama tried to stand up [...]

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My Christian Son Wants A Sex Change, What Do I Do?

March 9, 2009 7:56 am209 comments
My Christian Son Wants A Sex Change, What Do I Do?

Send your advice questions to Amber at askamber@christwire.org Hi Amber, I’d only just found your work on ChristWire and I was wondering if you could assist me with a question. I have a son who has ‘come out’ to us as transgender, believing that he is a ‘girl trapped in [...]

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Vampire Discovered in Mass Grave

March 8, 2009 12:26 pm34 comments
Vampire Discovered in Mass Grave

Mass grave dig reveals a vampire, who had bricks stuffed in its mouth for spreading The Black Death (photo credit New Scientist) Several weeks ago we learned about the dangers of a new movie named Twilight, which encouraged kids to start practicing the dark art of vampirism. Nationwide, parents took [...]

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New Drug “Smokes Like Pot, Feels Like LSD”

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“Magic mint”, or Salvia divinorum, is a dangerous new drug that’s being sold on the internet, and as of right now it is legal for people to buy. Teens nationwide have been uploading videos of themselves smoking and suffering from the dangerous affects of this lethal new drug, on Youtube. [...]

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