Protecting Your Child Against The Homosexual TV Agenda

March 7, 2009 1:38 pm98 comments
Protecting Your Child Against The Homosexual TV Agenda

Leviticus 18:22 – Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. After my advice column last week, where I chose to answer questions about parenting and young relationships, many of you opened up and asked more personal questions about raising your children. There were dozens of [...]

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Richard Dawkins Indirectly Tells All Christians To ‘F**K Off’

March 6, 2009 6:39 pm19 comments

Richard Dawkins is a very atheist man who loves to spread depraved lies about the reality of existence and is probably too scared to debate a savvy creationist, much like our friend Dr. Heinkel, as we’ve seen time and time again. While atheists will typically try to deny the true [...]

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Parent Alert – World of Warcraft and Cosplay Will Destroy Your Child

9:43 am318 comments
Parent Alert – World of Warcraft and Cosplay Will Destroy Your Child

Source: Flickr – Sinister Night Elf and Blood Elf World of Warcraft is a dirty virus, the likes of which has not been seen since the Black Death ravaged the lands of 13th century Europe. Parents, you have no time to waste if you’re to save your child from this [...]

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Naked Japanese Man in Horse Mask, Cooking (video evidence)

March 5, 2009 4:56 pm12 comments

As I’ve warned time and time again, the morals of the Japanese people have hit critical mass. The Japanese have always been of questionable ethics, what with slaughtering innocent villagers by samurai sword in their times of old all the way to committing ‘divine suicide’ as kamikazes during World War [...]

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Christian Movie Review – Wonder Woman Animated DVD

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Christian Movie Review – Wonder Woman Animated DVD

Hello, good friends, Joe P. Reagan here and there is one question on my mind today. How on Earth can any sane person stand to watch the new femipraise Wonder Woman animated DVD? This week I was tasked with watching and reviewing this latest animated release from DC comics, who [...]

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Scientists Have Created Gay Pink Dolphin Species

March 4, 2009 10:05 am151 comments
Scientists Have Created Gay Pink Dolphin Species

Scientists have now evolved a dolphin that has faggy pink skin and oversized blowhole phenotype! As I continued my quest to find more examples of the homogay agenda to warn everyone about today, a week of straight prayer and fasting could not have prepared my eyes to see this genetic [...]

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Obama Is Spending $1 Billion Dollars To Aid Palestinian Hamas Terrorists

4:14 am16 comments

Today Barack Hussein Obama, the purported savior president of the United States, has done the unthinkable. He has vowed to spend $1 billion dollars in aid to the Muslim terrorists of Palestine. Shock and awe set over Washington DC at this unbelievable offense to America and our ally Israel. The [...]

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God Nearly Smashes Earth With Giant Spacerock

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God Nearly Smashes Earth With Giant Spacerock

God gave us another warning of his growing anger with infidelity, this time as a giant doomsday meteor nearly struck our planet. The last time God smashed Earth with such a meteor was 1908, where communist Russians in Siberia were struck down with ‘the force of 1000 atomic bombs”. Scientists [...]

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The BJ Radio Show Is Pornography For The Ears

March 3, 2009 7:54 am19 comments
The BJ Radio Show Is Pornography For The Ears

Warning – This article discusses a very heathen community and contains photographic evidence of their transgressions. If you have women and children in the room, please first pray together and then have them leave before reading. Thank You. – CSB My dear friends, as you know we have been engaged [...]

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College Humor Shows Filthy Dolphin Sex Videos

March 2, 2009 10:03 am29 comments

My friends, as you know we have been campaigning against the gay-inducing videos of two boys named Jake and Amir of internet website College Humor. Our research in the past has shown this Jake, along with his partner Amir, have been actively promoting the Home Gay Agenda to our young, [...]

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God Unleashes Winter Fury On New York, East Coast

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God Unleashes Winter Fury On New York, East Coast

Panicked New York resident attempts to flee the icy torrents of God’s winter wrath. The power of God has been revealed once again, this time as he has suddenly cast a powerful winter storm upon the smug, non-fearing people of the East Coast. American East-coasters had grown prideful and arrogant [...]

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Obama, Chinese Brainwash More of America’s Children

March 1, 2009 9:26 am29 comments
Obama, Chinese Brainwash More of America’s Children

BREAKING PARENT ALERT Today’s research into the evil machinations of President B. Hussein Obama confirms the worst of our fears. Parents, Obama is working directly with the Chinese to brainwash your innocent children. Breaking – Obama Brainwashes Our Children (video)You can see the blank, soul-less stares in the eyes of [...]

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Hand of God Suspends Homoerotic Scans Daily Comic Book Community

February 28, 2009 10:45 pm44 comments
Hand of God Suspends Homoerotic Scans Daily Comic Book Community

Today millions of sinful comic book fans worldwide are confused and in mourning, as the mighty hands of the most high smote their sinful kingdom named Scans Daily. Sinful comic depicts former German Democrat Adolf Hitler engaging in all sorts of blasphemy As you know, comic books have been used [...]

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Is It Ok For My Christian Daughter To Masturbate?

8:43 am427 comments
Is It Ok For My Christian Daughter To Masturbate?

Send your advice questions to Amber at askamber@christwire.org Dear Amber, I first want to say I’m a really big fan of your work on ChristWire and really enjoy your insight into our world’s pressing issues. The question I have for you today is really embarrassing, but I hope that by [...]

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Jamie Foxxy Foxx’s New Hipster Rap Video Makes No Sense

February 27, 2009 9:48 pm6 comments
Jamie Foxxy Foxx’s New Hipster Rap Video Makes No Sense

Today I received word that the urban black culture unleashed another dangerous song that can lead your youngsters into sin, this time the song video being created by a young man named Jamie Foxxy Foxx. Our research shows that this hip hopper, who goes by real name Jamie Fox for [...]

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