You know, this is now going overboard. For the last few weeks we’ve been catching these evolutionist scientists creating a string of propaganda videos, where they are trying to convince people that animals are evolving right before our very eyes. Last week we had the monkey eating an apple, just [...]

Over the weekend, millions of people nationwide went out to watch the new horror flick Friday the 13th movie, now though many others opt to watch Friday the 13th online now as we speak. Before even getting into reviewing this horrible movie, I’m under the impression that all you parents [...]

As many of our readers know, last week the immoral miscreants behind the New York based BJ Radio show decided to encourage their listeners to sin and attack our fine community here at ChristWire. Show host ‘Bizza’ reportedly has a very special meaning behind the “BJ” in BJ Radio show. [...]

photo credit: yeowatzup China – Kim Jon Il, the absolute dictator of a small Chinese province known as North Korea and the sworn enemy to the United States, is celebrating his birthday today. The ornery little dictator is turning 67. Best known for his chique pea-green dictator jump suits and [...]

As I travel nationwide to deliver lectures about creationism and its ties to evolution, one of the most brought up questions is that of dinosaurs. Indeed, how do these mysteriously placed ‘fossils’ fit into the facts of creationism? Typically, these questions are wielded by wild-eyed atheist college students, whose rudimentary [...]

Only a few years ago, Iraq was a very dark, desolate place.  The lands were full of sand and the people were forced to live in little hovels, much like seen with the Tuscan Raiders in George Lucas’ Star Wars series. While the day burned hotter than the surface of [...]

I’m so very frustrated right now and you should be too. As you know, America is suffering one of the most tragic economic crunches since The Great Depression. The numbers are staggering; we’re trillions in debt, noble businesses are being forced to shut down and millions upon millions of good [...]

A local woman has come forward in the public spotlight and claims to have 100 orgasms a day. Secular scientists are encouraging her claims, making up a condition called ‘Persistent Sexual Arousal Disorder’ to support these very suspicious claims. Having 100 orgasms a day is unnatural. At most a woman’s [...]

Cultists and believers in things non-scientific are foolishly panicked and scared, as a video emerged on The Sun (British version of MSNBC) that purports to show a real live ghost fouling about a room. Being men of reason and logic, we know this video can be easily debunked. Let’s first [...]

Hello, dear friends. I come to you today with an urgent message of great concern. A message that will strike fear and terror into you hearts! Indeed, this is a message of truth for all parents and all teens and you must take heed to my words. A new movie [...]

Today my heart was filled with great sorrow and I am so very livid, as a clothing store named Hot Topic has infected my baby girl with the evil spirit of emulating a harlot. This all started last weekend, when my precious little girl was visiting home from college asked [...]

The Godless Soviets were busy holding their Miss Atom contest the past week, during which they were selecting a new litter of female international spies who will be tasked with stealing nuclear secrets from fine, upstanding American scientists, agents and moral politicians. This year the Soviets — a cold, atheistic [...]

As many of you are well aware, today is the 200th birthday celebration of one of the most evil, perverse men in history; Charles Darwin. Truly, each year February 12 brings tidings of glory to the dark hearts of liberals who celebrate this man who is the father and author [...]

More scary news from the very far, far away atheistic People’s Republic of China, this time as scattered reports from brave Chinese converts reveal that China has created Deathvan bus technology. Chinese deathvan preparing to savage and murder innocent people accused of being criminals. These rolling, morbid monstrosities of terror [...]

As you know, Japan is currently a hotzone nation, that is a region where the people are full of promise but lack the light to show them the way to morality. There is a battle between good and evil for the minds within Japan. During my last mission trip to [...]