photo credit: d.rex The presidency of Democrat president Barack Obama is already having disastrous effects on the American economy and US auto industry. For the first time in history, the Chinese have surpassed America in auto sales. How is it that the land of Manifest Destiny, the land that invented [...]

photo credit: tanakawho As the nations of China and Taiwan partook in their annual ritual of Lanterns Festival, where they sinisterly burn lanterns for suspicious, unknown reasons (that should still frighten you), one of their unfinished, luxury hotels instantly went up in flames. During the lantern festival, one of their [...]

This past week I am sure that many of you heart the story of a woman named Nadya Suleman. Through unknown magical evolution rituals and invocation of magics, a cult of scientists were somehow able to let her become pregnant with eight little babies all at once. Though the babies [...]

The liberals on the infamous BJ Radio Show made haha-hooey over a very serious piece in which our esteemed colleague Jack Gould reviewed a new very serious threat to our society. The threat of course was the CyberDildonic robot device, which is a prototype device evolutionary scientists eventually plan to [...]

Hello good friends, Joe P. Reagan here. Hopefully you all have had a February filled with the pure goodness that only the last bite of steak topped with thick A-1 steak sauce can deliver. Today we’re going to forgo our usual look into our morally questionable world and society to [...]

Hello friends, Joe P. Reagan here and there is one question on my mind today. World, why must you hate the moral nation of America? At five o’clock last Friday, like millions of other Americans I happily fled my office and looked forward to a nice weekend of solace and [...]

As was told even in the times of the gospels of the New Testament, we are certainly living in a very fast-paced, shallow and superficial world. The wisdom of man dictates that we should praise material things, or as famed Hawaiian rhythmic guitarist Jack Johnson puts it ‘fancy cars, clothes [...]

In all the world, there is one animal that evolutionary scientists hate above all: the bombardier beetle. The bombardier beetle is a truly fearfully and wonderfully made creation whose simple existence puts to shame one of the biggest lies strict secular evolutionary scientists have tried to force into your society, [...]

At the time of report on December 8, 2010, Palestinian Hamas jihad terrorists mercilessly attacked and terrorized poor, defenseless Israel, all after Israel wanted nothing but a new era of peace. Scattered and bewildered Israeli military report that a single rocket came from the Gaza region and Ground ZERO for [...]

Embarrassment and shame summarize the collective emotion of communist China today, as their attempts at claiming to send cosmonauts to space (for a spacewalk) have been proven false by advanced scientific video review. Some of our top scientists discovered that China most likely staged their fake spacewalk, on their fake [...]

Potential infidelity continues to loom among Democrats, this time as exclusive footage from the nice Big Brother program reveals shocking revelations. In the following footage it appears that office secretary Hillary Clinton rejects a kiss from her husband Bill Clinton, but is all too happy to get a little smooch [...]

As visitors from our various congregations and online communities as well may know, we are currently engaged in a massive battle against several heathen t-shirt companies. Some time ago our friend Tyson Bowers III uncovered the works of tshirt company named Dirty Shirty. In an very shocking and frightening account, [...]

The worst of our fears were confirmed recently, when the Federation of American Scientists (FAS) caught two secretly built Chinese Jin class submarines. The Jin-class submarine is a very dangerous weapon, one of which the US government thought the Chinese managed to build only one. The sharp-eyed American scientists at [...]

One of the most ugly, hateful things in our world today is unfair prejudice and stereotyping. Surely, this age of progressiveness that has been fostered by the Conservative Christian movement has lead to unprecedented peace among the global cultures, but there are still those out there who want nothing but [...]

One of the most disturbing trends in modern times has to do with the sliding scale of what’s the appropriate standard for children’s clothing. With a new line of Juicy products being targeted for pre-teens and annually a very distasteful display of Halloween costumes, this is a topic that needs [...]