Food: Pathway to the Soul?

February 27, 2012 3:06 pm35 comments
Food: Pathway to the Soul?

They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. I myself have never been one to repeat such a statement as i know this phrase to be anotomically incorrect. The heart is in no way directly connected to the stomach. I felt it a useful starting point [...]

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Flying Rat demon’s calling themselves musicians and spreading evil

February 19, 2012 4:41 pm57 comments

I put this warring up to help other good Christian parents protect their children. For a while now I have been concerned about our daughter. She has been dressing wrongly, taking an interest in unchristian politics and listening to the devils music.   About a year ago we moved to [...]

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Ravers and Music

February 17, 2012 10:11 am78 comments

While I have not seen any articles on this subject, which I find a complete surprise, seeing as the people who often post here are often wrong about everything when it comes to those who are different. Anyway, I thought I would bring up the subject of ravers. I know [...]

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Is My Child Engaging In Oral Sodomy?

February 15, 2012 2:06 pm82 comments
Is My Child Engaging In Oral Sodomy?

In a world full of angry liberals, flashy homosexuals and jolly fat men obsessed with technicolor ponies, it’s no surprise that many of our more misguided youth are engaging in unGodly intimate procedures. However, it hasn’t been this bleak in American schools since the 80s. The sinning is getting even stranger and much more macabre.

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Skrillex Uses Satanic and Homosexual Influence to Win Grammys

February 12, 2012 8:22 pm127 comments
Skrillex Uses Satanic and Homosexual Influence to Win Grammys

Skrillex, a Gothic icon and Lesbian fashionista whose name is Latin for “Homosexual Satan Wasp”, is the biggest act in Dubstep today — a music genre founded on consuming massive amounts of drugs and having raucous pre-marital sex with numerous partners — and his winnings at the 2012 Grammys prove that his satanic presence will be felt for years to come. As long as Skrillex wins Grammys and is accepted by mainstream media, he will claim souls for Satan and molest our children through his perverse philosophy of futuristic devil machine music.

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Is Tumblr Stealing The Souls of Your Children?

February 6, 2012 12:26 pm65 comments
Is Tumblr Stealing The Souls of Your Children?

Tumblr is a dangerous website on the interweb that your child may be lurking on. As the most popular blogging platform on earth, it has lured many young teens into its clutches. Unfortunately, it harbors an extremely homoerotic leaning and contains dangerous media that children of any age should be exposed to. It is extremely malicious and will steal your child’s feelings, replacing them with sexualized isolation. Your child may become robotic and obsessed with gay porn. Tumblr is a predator, a predator gaining in liberal popularity.

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Starbucks: Are You Drinking The Gay?

February 4, 2012 7:29 pm29 comments
Starbucks: Are You Drinking The Gay?

A good Christian must be cautious with their choices of beverages. It’s a dangerous world out there. You don’t want to drink something homosexual, or something hipstersexual, or something liberal and atheist. But only one line of beverages is all three. Starbucks covers the entire unholy trinity, and it is dangerous to America and to the future of your children.

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Scandinavia: Home of Emosexuality, Atheism, and Pretentiousness

February 1, 2012 7:56 pm74 comments
Scandinavia: Home of Emosexuality, Atheism, and Pretentiousness

Scandinavia is a continent full of deceptively beautiful people and deceptively beautiful landscapes. Everyone is tall, blonde, pale and thin. The images we see look like they’re from some fairytale adventure land. But there’s more than meets the eye. Canada’s neighbor to the east, Scandinavia seems to have adopted many of Canada’s sins, but ramped it up to eleven.

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Michelle Obama Buys $50,000 in Lingerie with Food Stamps

January 30, 2012 7:37 pm276 comments
Michelle Obama Buys $50,000 in Lingerie with Food Stamps

Michelle Obama was named as Agent Provocateur’s Sales Titillator of the week when she participated in a shopping spree at the Madison Avenue store. The conservative blogosphere is in a tizzy with reports on the Drudge Report as well as The Blaze. “The First Lady – better known for shopping [...]

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2nd Amendment Patriot: Susan’s a hit in Minnesota. Recent Missionary trip Makes the News.

January 29, 2012 1:48 am384 comments
2nd Amendment Patriot: Susan’s a hit in Minnesota. Recent Missionary trip Makes the News.

By now, I am sure that you have all seen the news clipping that is making it’s rounds on facebook. I have to admit it is a bit embarrassing to see my personal information not only posted on facebook but in the local Minnesota newspapers as well. You see I [...]

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Dubstep Cat

January 27, 2012 4:24 pm145 comments

Someone find out the location of this video so I can call the local ASPCA. This is nothing short of animal abuse. Some punk teenagers have decided to force a cat to become a dubstep kitty and become possessed of Satan. Look at its eyes. Look how it grooves like [...]

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Hillsong – How this church secretly converts millions to homosexuality

January 26, 2012 5:51 pm4 comments

Hillsong (hillsong.com) is a rapidly growing and highly influential church (particularly in Australia) that is a front for the leftist homosexual agenda. It purports to hate gays as much as any right-minded Christian, with leaders of the church loudly and frequently voicing anti-gay sentiments – but the church’s secret agenda [...]

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Hipstersexuals: The Obnoxious Ninjas of Terrorism

January 25, 2012 6:00 pm13 comments
Hipstersexuals: The Obnoxious Ninjas of Terrorism

When you picture terrorists, you picture islamists with stolen uzis and hand grenades running into a government building of this Christian Nation. But there’s a more subtle type of terrorism going on in America. Yes, terrorism of the mind. That, we can mainly credit to the hipstersexual movement and traitors like Obamney who tolerate or motivate them.

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5 Subtle Signs That Someone Has Un-Christian Tendencies

January 11, 2012 5:33 pm109 comments
5 Subtle Signs That Someone Has Un-Christian Tendencies

It can be hard to determine whether somebody is trustworthy upon first meeting them. It can be especially hard if the person seems decidedly un-Christian. I, for one, have been deceased many times by heathens in disguise. But fortunately for us, there are five subtle signs that somebody is not [...]

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How The Muppets Stole Heterosexuality and Morality From America

January 9, 2012 2:44 am16 comments
How The Muppets Stole Heterosexuality and Morality From America

There are many pop culture phenomena that have contributed to the downfall of Heterosexual Morality in America, but one of the first signs of a decaying youth began with one show depicting a thinly-veiled portrayal of the black market party scene in the homosexual crowd. This show was The Muppets, [...]

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