When I imagine the ideal American future, an image pops up in my mind, the image of the smiling face of Rick Santorum. With his qualifications, knowledge, and Morals, he will easily lead America to Victory if he succeeds in this election. However, like any brilliant man, there are challenges [...]

You may have seen the liberal elite bragging about their trips to Versy or Parie, or talking about their exotic bagets and crossonts. These are the liberals with PhDs in “literature” or electric cars, the liberals who wear wool hats and sip Starbucks while they read Kafka. They will try [...]

The politically correct liberals like to “be inclusive”. They believe this is more important than Jesus. Why? They’re liberals. It’s a cult, people. They’re brainwashed, like the South Koreans under Kim Jong. Now as you can see by my (New!!!!!) profile picture on here, I am a White, Christian, Heterosexual [...]

As we all know Thanks to the Incredible and Talented Articles some of our Great Writers wrote upon the death of the evil sinner, the evil sinner Jim Kong-Ill has died. This has prompted many a discussion on this subject: Who will replace him as President of South Korea? South [...]

The other day, my Friend John from Church and I went to the movie theater. John had informed me that one of my Favorite Republicans, J. Edgar Hoover, was starring in a biopic about him. Mr. Hoover is a Personal Idol of mine. Mr. Hoover had a zero-tolerance policy and [...]

The other day at Church, my Beloved Comrade In Christ, Paul, approached me with a vile dilemma that was plaguing his life, and he asked me for advice. He said, “My Dear Partner, Christopher, whom I hold so close to my Heart, there is a terrible sinister presence of satan [...]

Linsey Lohan to Expose Sin Treats in Playboy -Chuck D Finley Linsey Lohan is a dirty little slut. She is also a drunk, a druggie, and a criminal. So it is no surprise to hear that she is going to add prostitute to that list. It have been anounced that [...]

In the past year or so, homosexual Boys have started killing themselves. They clearly can not handle the Rightness and Morality of the Christians. But this brings up a question. Why, do these children choose this lifestyle if We, the Morality of This American Nation, will teach them the consequences? [...]

This is the famous atheist physician, Richard Fineman. Look at him. Look at his doughy skin, his beady eyes and his blank face. Look at his finely coiffed hair. Something isn’t right with this image. Mr. Fineman, best known for doing science that involves incredibly complicated math, doesn’t seem fully [...]

I thought Andy beersack was pretty gay. But what is gayer than admitted sodomite Andy Beersack? That would be Ashley Purdy. Purdy is best known as the bassist for satanic emosexual band, Black Veal Brides. The little deviant was born, January 28, 1984 and is 26 years old. He is [...]

Warning! The following article possesses graphic depictions of the female body. I advise you to pray before reading and send all women and children out of the room. If this article provokes seizures or fainting from the horrors of the images you are about to see I will not pay [...]

Above is the Kinsey Scale, a measure of sexuality invented by the homosexual psychiatrist Albert Kinsey in 1930. It discusses the different levels of proximity to God, with 0 being the closest and 6 being the furthest, and therefore sinliest. There are many different ways to interpret the Kinsley Scale, [...]

Dolphins and liberals seem to have a very strange and perverted relationship. If you go to a zoo or an aquarium you will no doubt see the shameless promotion of dolphins. Young children everywhere have dolphin toys. The liberal elite constantly is making more and more movies and books about [...]

It seems that even though I explained very explicitly and blatantly that I AM A CHRISTIAN HETEROSEXUAL AND ALWAYS HAVE AND WILL BE, some still have a hard time believing so because I still seem too effeminate to not be. I can assure you all that, indeed, there is no [...]

In 1920, jewish psychiatrist Sigmund Fraud invented the IQ test to please doctors and professors by giving them superiority complexes by telling them that their children are awesome, incredible people because they can solve puzzles. Little did the man know how perverse the IQ system would become. In the IQ [...]