My Dearest Comrades: Let me begin by saying that the pokemon series via the cartoon and video games have gone on way too long! As a matter of fact they’ve been on now for over twenty years! That’s way too long for those communist cartoonists to bathe our children’s brains in [...]

The British Royal family is furious after a Kate Middleton Photo scandal has brought great shame upon the family. Still smarting over having to watch all the countries she used to own dominate that 2012 London Olympics, Queen Elizabeth has apparently declared a secret war upon the world. I woke [...]

America failed to tune into the RNC over the last few days because there was something more important going on.  No, it was not Hurricane Irene.  It wasn’t even to take time to reflect on how America will be much better with the Jersey Shore being cancelled.  It was a [...]

Several weeks ago, America stole the spotlight from the London Olympics by landing a highly advanced robot on the planet Mars.   The people of England were jealous and shocked, much like the rest of the world.  How could America be so far more advanced than all the lesser nations on [...]

Shame, heaten ravers, shame! The Russian high command put the ravers Pussy Riot behind decontamination glass as they’ve been littered with musty sins after years of partying hard on the club scene. Russia courts finally charged this nasty band with ‘hooliganism’ and we can only hope this is the first [...]

The Chinese have once again tried to cheat in the Olympics.  It was not good enough for them to try to cheat everyone in the 2008 Beijing Olympics, where we caught them: using genetic supersoldiers to gain an edge; using 12-year-old gymnasts to wow judges with the cutesy factor; sneaking [...]

This weekend riots broke out in London England. It happened because a youth was shot by the police. News reports tell us: Sirens could be heard across the city as authorities rushed reinforcements to the scene. In Tottenham shop windows were smashed as residents looted the stores, pushing shopping carts [...]

Police Officer Ross Hancock, of the Gwinett County Police was the first to arrive at the Atlanta Golf Center on Beaver Ruin Road. He said Laventure was running all around the range, through a nearby pond, half naked, out of his mind. Hancock’s partner first pulled his pepper spray. Hancock said of the zombie, “He didn’t even wipe his eyes, he just kept them open.”

That’s when the officer pulled out his Taser and the zombie went down, but then got right back up! “We had to Tase him approximately five more times on scene to get him down. It took several officers to hold him down to get him cuffed.” Hancock adds.

He is a proponent of raising children in a broken home. The fact that Louis C.K. is a single father is unavoidable if you watch even 5 minutes of his so-called “comedy”.

The vast majority of Americans really don’t think about Canada that much. Why would they? Isn’t it just an arctic wasteland, sparsely populated by uneducated hunter-gatherers who sit shivering in their igloos smoking marijuana and arguing about the price of beaver pelts? Well, yes it is.

Almost 4 million Americans are now in Europe and many are said to be cowering in their hotel rooms, terrified of the sickening perversion taking place all around them.

Now hear this! The sneaky Chinamen have already invaded this great nation and nobody has noticed, except Comrade Obama and his brain-dead Politburo.

Cops have killed a naked man who was allegedly eating the face of another man.  Like most oddball stories, this weird news is from the state of Florida. At around 2 pm, police received reports that two men were fighting. When officers arrived at the scene, they could only process [...]

The next time you go watch a movie at an AMC Theater, be warned that you are on Chinese soil.  While we all were distracted by important political issues, Obama’s Congressional cronies allowed China to buy AMC Theaters.  AMC is one of the largest theater chains in America and now [...]

Months ago a mexican Jew shot a young teen black in their Florida nieghborhood. Zimmerman thought the black teen that was dressed only in a hoodie, was a robber that had victimized several local houses. But now many teens are taking this incident and turning it into a new social media picture trend. They will take pictures of their selves on the ground wearing a hoodie, with a Ice T in one hand and a sack of skittles in the other.