Lava spirals on Mars reveal human skeletons, landing sites, boffin researcher discovers.  Is China’s secret space program revealed? Dramatic news from NASA’s lone remaining telescope reveal there are lava spirals on Mars and the CASA (Chinese Annihilate Space Americans) administration is to blame. CASA seeks to be the new NASA [...]

If you see the words $1 felony and McDonald’s in the headline, you can take good odds that it happened in Florida.  Today’s weird crime occurred at a Florida McDonald’s where 52-year-old Mark Abaire, from Naples, Florida, was caught walking out of of an East Naples McDonald’s without paying for [...]

Patriarch Kirill is a genuinely ruthless figure in the harsh world of Soviet politics. A former KGB agent and now a close associate of Vladimir Putin, he has called his leader “a god.” He has been widely condemned for spreading Stalinism and atheism to the Ukraine in a cruel bid to expand his empire. Evidence unearthed in Soviet archives has revealed that the Russian Orthodox Church has long been infiltrated and managed by the KGB as a tool of population control. This is one of the many reasons that the CIA has kept a very close watch on the secretive kingpin Kirill for decades.

When Obama usurped presidential powers only 3 years ago, we were all shocked and horrified to learn that families instantly became so poor and unemployed that housewives were resorting to allow themselves to be epic mounted by World of Warcraft playing sloths in exchange for money.  What men allowed to [...]

I have been called a Racist, a Sexist, a Homophobe, A Xenophobe and even a bad person here, but now I will prove you wrong!   As I have stated multiple times, I already employ a Black at my Company, but now I am thinking of adding another.  Who is [...]

Every so often, a radical pseudo-intellectual decides to write about some problem they have with America, making great use of tactics such as hyperbole, perjury and hypnotism. George Orwell’s 1984, radical commie propaganda, designed to denigrate Watergate. Marx, radical commie propaganda, designed to denigrate capitalism. Harry Potter, radical commie propaganda, [...]

Judge condemns homosexuals and notes, “[The radical homosexual] movement leads to propaganda of non-traditional sexual orientation which can undermine the security of the Russian society and the state, provoke social-religious hatred, which is the feature of the extremist character of the activity…. [It] contradicts with the basics of public morality because they are directed towards the increase of the number of citizens of sexual minorities which breaches the understanding of good and evil, good and bad, vice and virtue.”

The melting pot of America has many strange ingredients but none is more exotic than the Asians. They are known as dour, enigmatic people who prize science and silence. Many dress properly with well-fitted, traditional clothes. They style their hair without dyes, curling irons or spray. Unlike the blacks and Muslims, they have not tried to force their ethnic rituals and holidays on the rest of us. Often they exhibit a reserved attitude toward sexuality and we can be grateful for that.

In the past while, we’ve seen young American ladies begin to embrace a new harlotry, a dangerous side to themselves. Everyone from Mikey Cyrus to that birth control abuser in the news, Sandra Fluke, has gained an unhealthy level of sexual rage. They may find themselves flailing in the sight [...]

I have in fact been on a grand missionary trip for christianity and christwire to that dark skinned continent of Africa. Many of you liberals claim that we christwire authors are racist and that we hate the more unfortunate amongst us that are cursed with darker skin. The truth is that I actually have many sin colored friends in life and that are on my facebooks, including many African friends. Many of them have invited me to visit with them and engage in a missionary position with them in their land over the years.

But now Iraq has stepped up and decided to forcefully rid their nation or emosexuals. Recently the nation brutally cracked down on emosexuals, and rounded some up and stoned them to death. This is after the Interior Ministry issued a statement calling emosexualism “devil worshiping”. Iraq’s Moral Police then released a statement on the interior ministry’s website condemning the “emo phenomenon” among Iraqi youth, and declared its intent to “eliminate” the trend.

LillyHammer depicts the tragic European nation of Norway. It will come as a shock to American audiences to see the severe alcoholism and political corruption, the gambling and the abject poverty that defines the Norwegian culture. These are a lonely, bitter people who know nothing of Jesus Christ. They look sickly from the dark, snowy weather. The children grow up without fathers and the women have sexual intercourse with any man who crosses their path.

As we venture full throttle into the 21st Century my friends, i worry at the state of our world and especially the future of it. Fifty years ago the world was a very different place. Respect was rampant, pollution was rare. But the ever expanding Digital Age has put our [...]

Oh Friends: I do hate to remind you but the 2012 apocalypse is getting nearer and nearer as the months pass through Winter and into Spring like a fashlagging homo trying to get his last hits in and make some bucks before 2:00 a.m. And though this is frightening to [...]

They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. I myself have never been one to repeat such a statement as i know this phrase to be anotomically incorrect. The heart is in no way directly connected to the stomach. I felt it a useful starting point [...]