On every corner in the ghetto, you will find the same thing – ragged vagabonds “posted up” in front of a bristling Chinese restaurant. Up until recently, this potent combination of American inner-city hopelessness, Blacks, and the Chinese meant nothing besides a possible marriage to Russell Simmons parlayed into a mediocre clothing line.

I put this warring up to help other good Christian parents protect their children. For a while now I have been concerned about our daughter. She has been dressing wrongly, taking an interest in unchristian politics and listening to the devils music.   About a year ago we moved to [...]

While millions of hardworking Americans are reduced to struggling from paycheck to paycheck, Obama has extended an open hand to the Chinese all in hopes of building a new Nike sweatshop in the National Mall – a sweatshop powered by Asian child labor, another move in a string of Communist-influenced business practices pioneered by Hussein Obama.

Friends, I  don’t want to startle you fellow Christians or anything, but the evil country, Pakistan, caught one of God’s most gentle of creatures,The Whale Shark. But, not only did they catch it, they brutally beat it to death, and then put it up on fishing nets to display it [...]

A good Christian must be cautious with their choices of beverages. It’s a dangerous world out there. You don’t want to drink something homosexual, or something hipstersexual, or something liberal and atheist. But only one line of beverages is all three. Starbucks covers the entire unholy trinity, and it is dangerous to America and to the future of your children.

Scandinavia is a continent full of deceptively beautiful people and deceptively beautiful landscapes. Everyone is tall, blonde, pale and thin. The images we see look like they’re from some fairytale adventure land. But there’s more than meets the eye. Canada’s neighbor to the east, Scandinavia seems to have adopted many of Canada’s sins, but ramped it up to eleven.

Imagine with me if you will, the year is 2045. This generation of emosexuals have aged 30 something odd years, they are now in their late 40’s and are now taking over leadership roles in our nation just as all generations have. The emosexuals are in charge and have elected their Anti-Christ Criminal Ronnie Radke as President, and the more disturbing Andy 6 Beersack is this nations VP. They are further leading our grand nation to distruction.

From time to time everyone gets a little voice in their head that tells them to do something. If you are a good and decent person then you know that is the voice of the Lord speaking to you. Recently I heard that voice. It was the voice of Jesus [...]

My friends, it pains me to say that I’m afraid that the pokemon will never seize to bombard our children’s imaginations with their video games and semi-tactful card trading games. Our Japanese foes have used the pokemon games and merchandise to train our children to turn against us one day [...]

(chrisTwire) — It has just been reported that Taylor Swift has been offered the heavily coveted role of Eponine in the star-studded upcoming film adaptation of the musical “Les Miserables”. According to the Huffington Post; Swift’s casting represents not only a major step in her acting career but also a [...]

North Korea has officially declared Kim Jong-un is the uncontested dictator of the militant, nucear-weapon enabled country of North Korea.  A longtime enemy of democracy and capitalism, North Korea is steadfest allies with the Soviet Union and China.  Forming a deadly new tripartite pact among North Korea, Soviet Russia and [...]

You may have seen the liberal elite bragging about their trips to Versy or Parie, or talking about their exotic bagets and crossonts. These are the liberals with PhDs in “literature” or electric cars, the liberals who wear wool hats and sip Starbucks while they read Kafka. They will try [...]

One of the great culinary mysteries in contemporary America is the sudden popularity of restaurants from Thailand. Most often found in emerging urban neighborhoods, these establishments offer a concoction of burnt noodles and milky gravy known as curry. The food tastes aggressively of spices and is characterized by a tangy [...]

As we all know Thanks to the Incredible and Talented Articles some of our Great Writers wrote upon the death of the evil sinner, the evil sinner Jim Kong-Ill has died. This has prompted many a discussion on this subject: Who will replace him as President of South Korea? South [...]

First, thank you and GOD BLESS to the members of the flock who proofread this article and provided helpful suggestions and gentle, Godly criticism. Specifically, I thank August “Auggie” Weisz whose expertise was most helpful and inspiring. Also, I thank Susan B. Xenu, Tyson Bowers III, “Iceman” Van Winkle, and [...]