November 14, 2011 12:15 pm
I was just shopping for groceries at my local Wal-Mart, as I was leaving there was a little mexican kid laying on the floor crying in mexican jibberish at the check out lane. I thought to myself, “The Gaul of these mexicans! To come here illegally and and then be [...]
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October 21, 2011 5:51 am
Scrap peddler Chen Xianmei being harassed by Chinese government and neighbors for rescuing a little girl named Wang Yue after she was hit by a van and left to die by over 18 passerbyes in a Chinese street. Chinese claiming Chen Xianmei “only did it for attention”, even though she had [...]
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October 4, 2011 9:41 pm
Since the days of John McEnroe and Bjorn Borg, there has been a strong current of masculinity in men’s professional tennis. Boys have long viewed these athletes as brotherly role models while women have appreciated them as icons of virility. Recently, with the rise of Latino and Mediterranean practitioners of [...]
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October 3, 2011 7:45 pm
Great, tasty, nice pineapples seem harmless enough,Right? But have you ever seen the blooming flower of a growing pineapple? It’s the Star of David, the Jewish Religions symbol, not in similarity, but an extreme replica. Another note on the growing evil appeareance of the pineapple is that someone has sold [...]
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September 5, 2011 5:43 pm
I don’t know about you, but my emails has been taken over lately by companys such as GroupOn and LivingSocially. For those not familiar with such evil organizations, let me briefly describe how they supposedly work. Basically, its generally small businesses run by hardworking Americans that get suckered into partnering [...]
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August 25, 2011 7:26 pm
By now, most of you have heard that Steve Jobs, co-founder of Apple Inc. (APPL on NASDAQ), home of the iconic iPhone, iPad, iPod, and Mac products, abruptly resigned August 24, 2011, citing mounting health issues from the pancreatic cancer he has been battling for years. But is that all [...]
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August 19, 2011 1:14 pm
China is once again persecuting human beings and this time, the dragon’s mouth has come for American flesh. China is an atheist country and naturally has no morals. It is a place where females are ritually killed so as to leave more supplies for the growing male army Chairmain Hu [...]
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August 17, 2011 7:25 am
The following story is a heartbraker. As if we needed more reasons to holy nuke the Chinchankees, we find yet another reason today. As I awoke to find more horrible stories to warn you about, not even a week’s worth of clonidine and ativan could have prevented my outraged anger! [...]
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July 12, 2011 1:54 am
Movie Review: Mumblecore by Tao Lin and Megan Boyle Rating: S (for Sinister) for atheism, interracial kissing, twiddle rompus sex acts, heavy drug use, gambling, violence, irony, autism and subtitles. Have you ever heard of a “snuff film”? A snuff film is a Satanic video where a real person’s life [...]
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July 11, 2011 3:16 am
As the unofficial Christwire expert on illegal Mexican immigration I have written several articles on the subject. Especially as several states in the southeast (Alabama, Georgia, South Carolina) create laws to turn the tide of illegal immigration into their states. These laws are often very controversial but are seen by [...]
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July 10, 2011 2:57 pm
We can see that someone has been taking fashion tips from flussy queen Michelle Obama. After having a laying saddened eyes upon the delicate truffles of rump of Kate Middelton yellow dress upskirt photos, I weep and fall and prayer warrior knees to pray for soul of this young woman. She is [...]
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11:55 am
X-men is an evolution-agenda comic series where people with fantastic powers sweep through the sky shooting African lightning and handcrafted soundscreams that can frustrate even a honey badger’s tough ear, all while a terrestrial assault of the mind by a telepathic handicap and his menacing menagerie of costumed masochists subdue [...]
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July 7, 2011 12:07 pm
God willing, please remove all children under the age of 30 from the kitchen before you read this article. It contains extremely offensive and sinful contents and is a warning to fathers and mothers everywhere. If you haven’t already moved the computer to your kitchen, do so immediately. The kitchen [...]
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11:23 am
Friends and followers of Christ, we knew the Chinese were a possible military threat from abroad. Recent revelations from the ever-vigilant investigative journalists at Christwire have revealed that the Chinese are intent on snaking their way into American society, brainwashing our children and converting us from a Christian nation to [...]
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June 30, 2011 4:53 am
I am extremely terrified of Chinese people, but I am not racist. You should feel the same way too. Not even a year ago, I went before Congress to warn everyone this day would come. I joined thousands of others in protest to beseech our Christian nation declare an invasion [...]
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