June 29, 2011 2:31 pm
The Chinese have just firebomed Los Alamos! The Chinese dragon has reared its ugly head and it yearns for the flesh of seared American! Great visionaries have loudly warned us this day was coming but no one took heart and nuked China before it was too late. Amber Cooper warned [...]
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June 26, 2011 4:29 am
Nature is vicious and today we see that even a Chinese Snail is terrifying. Sources report that this snail is genetically engineered by the Chinese, a part of a plan by their government to unleash an invasive species in America to wipe out all of our worms. As any agriculturalist [...]
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June 19, 2011 7:25 am
Cold war has not ended! American capitalists have won the battle, but they din’t win the war. The ghost of communism is still walking on streets of Russia. More and more people there are joining communist party. Pro-american government in Russia has lost it’s power and communists are planning to [...]
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June 18, 2011 5:32 pm
China has once again persecuted capitalism and continued their economic warfare upon America with another unprecedented attack on Hollywood. This time, Hollywood has done the unthinkable and assaulted children’s movie Kung Fu Panda. In an unabashed display of Communist hijinx, it seems Chinese spiritualists have colluded with graphic artists to [...]
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June 17, 2011 6:33 am
Almost twenty years have passed from the moment when we, Americans won the Cold War and destroyed Soviet Union. Russian communists had to accept their defeat and set our righteous American lifestyle in their country. Also, American democrasy was succesfully imposed in Russia, everything was getting normal in this coutry [...]
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June 6, 2011 1:35 pm
It’s hard to imagine comic Ricky Gervais as anything more than a caricature of a European intellectual. Bloated, pompous and forever attired in black t-shirts, he fills the role to a T. Add to this image a difficult accent and an unpleasant sexual persona, and we have some sort of [...]
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June 4, 2011 6:32 am
Let me preface this article by saying, I do not hate all the Dutches, just the evil drug abusing, homogay loving, prostitution usering, pornographfying Dutch people. It sickens me to have learned that the once wholesome Dutch people, with their windmills and wooden shoes, have decided on a horse-drawn carriage [...]
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June 2, 2011 1:49 am
Recently Christwire author Jack Gould wrote about the dangers of “German Scheiße Porn, Germany’s Raunchy Answer to Japanese Anime”. Revealing that Germany has tried to outdo Japan’s anime which is animated porn, with their own animated porn to lure Europe’s youth further down the hole of filth. Now God strikes [...]
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May 25, 2011 9:41 am
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkNbibpJ4_E&feature=player_embedded A foreign communist trained baseball player uses all his training to try to take out our president George W. Bush. This is more proof of why we must make baseball a pure AMERICAN past time again. Notice how the American catcher does all in his power to save our [...]
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May 24, 2011 10:41 pm
*Please send women, children, and especially impressionable teenagers out of the room before viewing the images in these article. While god-fearing Christians are cleaning their homes and shooting their pets, preparing for the Rapture, scheduled October 21 of this year, the rest of the world, heathen for the most part, [...]
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May 20, 2011 11:21 am
China is a mystical land of horrible dragons that have orgies in a demonic brook, so that one day they can all emerge and sear America with the fiery heats of a Stalin’s demonic wrath. So it is no surprise that China was cheering for Osama bin Laden when he [...]
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May 15, 2011 2:18 am
As you now know, anime is the Japanese word for pornography. And when Japan and Germany combine forces, we get tragedies where the world is torn asunder under the bloodied boots of goosestepping armies and flying yellow bumblebee menaces. On the last union of Germany and Japan, it took the [...]
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May 13, 2011 10:44 pm
My rockets red glare when I saw this $1,515 silk shirt depicting the burnt symbol of our American Heritage for sale on the interwebs by none other than the French designer house, Balmain’s. The tank is silk with faded prints of what is the American flag, held by safety pins [...]
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8:18 pm
Chinese MTV has a tendency to take all songs from America and copy them into their language, all without paying royalties. Subverting Hollywood and our American economy is one of China’s common ploys and just one more reason we must eventually nuke Beijing if we are to protect the Western [...]
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May 12, 2011 1:26 pm
China is a blood dragon nation, a people whose power and might have laid dormant in a cold, tepid pool of brooding jealousy for over a millenia. Now, as warned in history lessons of past, the Great Sino dragon has reared its head and is ready to terrorize the lands [...]
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