Chinese Scientists Fire Bomb Los Alamos, Fifty Foot Nuclear Flames Tower over Nevada

June 29, 2011 2:31 pm16 comments
Chinese Scientists Fire Bomb Los Alamos, Fifty Foot Nuclear Flames Tower over Nevada

The Chinese have just firebomed Los Alamos! The Chinese dragon has reared its ugly head and it yearns for the flesh of seared American! Great visionaries have loudly warned us this day was coming but no one took heart and nuked China before it was too late. Amber Cooper warned [...]

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Lightning Fast Chinese Death Snail Brutally Strikes and Eats a Worm

June 26, 2011 4:29 am71 comments

Nature is vicious and today we see that even a Chinese Snail is terrifying. Sources report that this snail is genetically engineered by the Chinese, a part of a plan by their government to unleash an invasive species in America to wipe out all of our worms. As any agriculturalist [...]

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Russian Communists strike Again: ElectroStalin

June 19, 2011 7:25 am12 comments
Russian Communists strike Again: ElectroStalin

Cold war has not ended! American capitalists have won the battle, but they din’t win the war. The ghost of communism is still walking on streets of Russia. More and more people there are joining communist party. Pro-american government in Russia has lost it’s power and communists are planning to [...]

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China Persecutes America By Stealing Kung Fu Panda

June 18, 2011 5:32 pm45 comments
China Persecutes America By Stealing Kung Fu Panda

China has once again persecuted capitalism and continued their economic warfare upon America with another unprecedented attack on Hollywood. This time, Hollywood has done the unthinkable and assaulted children’s movie Kung Fu Panda. In an unabashed display of Communist hijinx, it seems Chinese spiritualists have colluded with graphic artists to [...]

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Lenin is a Power Generator

June 17, 2011 6:33 am3 comments
Lenin is a Power Generator

Almost twenty years have passed from the moment when we, Americans won the Cold War and destroyed Soviet Union. Russian communists had to accept their defeat and set our righteous American lifestyle in their country. Also, American democrasy was succesfully imposed in Russia, everything was getting normal in this coutry [...]

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Ricky Gervais: Profiting Big From Bigotry

June 6, 2011 1:35 pm50 comments
Ricky Gervais: Profiting Big From Bigotry

It’s hard to imagine comic Ricky Gervais as anything more than a caricature of a European intellectual. Bloated, pompous and forever attired in black t-shirts, he fills the role to a T. Add to this image a difficult accent and an unpleasant sexual persona, and we have some sort of [...]

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Are You A Dutch? You Might Be The Devil!!!

June 4, 2011 6:32 am39 comments

Let me preface this article by saying, I do not hate all the Dutches, just the evil drug abusing, homogay loving, prostitution usering, pornographfying Dutch people. It sickens me to have learned that the once wholesome Dutch people, with their windmills and wooden shoes, have decided on a horse-drawn carriage [...]

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Germans Smited for Scheibe Porn

June 2, 2011 1:49 am4 comments
Germans Smited for Scheibe Porn

Recently Christwire author Jack Gould wrote about the dangers of “German Scheiße Porn, Germany’s Raunchy Answer to Japanese Anime”. Revealing that Germany has tried to outdo Japan’s anime which is animated porn, with their own animated porn to lure Europe’s youth further down the hole of filth. Now God strikes [...]

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Foreign Baseball Player Almost Hits President Bush in Head

May 25, 2011 9:41 am9 comments

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkNbibpJ4_E&feature=player_embedded A foreign communist trained baseball player uses all his training to try to take out our president George W. Bush. This is more proof of why we must make baseball a pure AMERICAN past time again. Notice how the American catcher does all in his power to save our [...]

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Australia Unleashes Baphemot on America in Liberal Bookstores

May 24, 2011 10:41 pm35 comments
Australia Unleashes Baphemot on America in Liberal Bookstores

*Please send women, children, and especially impressionable teenagers out of the room before viewing the images in these article. While god-fearing Christians are cleaning their homes and shooting their pets, preparing for the Rapture, scheduled October 21 of this year, the rest of the world, heathen for the most part, [...]

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China Gives Pakistan 50 Fighters Jets, Makes Blood Pact

May 20, 2011 11:21 am12 comments

China is a mystical land of horrible dragons that have orgies in a demonic brook, so that one day they can all emerge and sear America with the fiery heats of a Stalin’s demonic wrath. So it is no surprise that China was cheering for Osama bin Laden when he [...]

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German Scheiße Porn, Germany’s Raunchy Answer to Japanese Anime

May 15, 2011 2:18 am56 comments
German Scheiße Porn, Germany’s Raunchy Answer to Japanese Anime

As you now know, anime is the Japanese word for pornography. And when Japan and Germany combine forces, we get tragedies where the world is torn asunder under the bloodied boots of goosestepping armies and flying yellow bumblebee menaces. On the last union of Germany and Japan, it took the [...]

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$1,515 Charred Flag Shirt Could be Worn to Next US State Dinner – Stop Embarrassing Us FLOTUS!

May 13, 2011 10:44 pm8 comments
$1,515 Charred Flag Shirt Could be Worn to Next US State Dinner – Stop Embarrassing Us FLOTUS!

My rockets red glare when I saw this $1,515 silk shirt depicting the burnt symbol of our American Heritage for sale on the interwebs by none other than the French designer house, Balmain’s. The tank is silk with faded prints of what is the American flag, held by safety pins [...]

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Chinese Empire Releases Rebecca Black Friday Cover

8:18 pm10 comments

Chinese MTV has a tendency to take all songs from America and copy them into their language, all without paying royalties. Subverting Hollywood and our American economy is one of China’s common ploys and just one more reason we must eventually nuke Beijing if we are to protect the Western [...]

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Are New Changes at McDonalds Signs of Impending Chinese Imperialism over America?

May 12, 2011 1:26 pm25 comments
Are New Changes at McDonalds Signs of Impending Chinese Imperialism over America?

China is a blood dragon nation, a people whose power and might have laid dormant in a cold, tepid pool of brooding jealousy for over a millenia. Now, as warned in history lessons of past, the Great Sino dragon has reared its head and is ready to terrorize the lands [...]

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