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  Computer and television cords in disarray.  Check.  Nappy beanie cap that likely reeks of addictive reefer smoke.  Check.  Sloven robe hoodie and a neckbeard that indicates unemployment, living off the fats of a career and worthwhile life long past.  Check. Aside from sucking of his mother’s terror teat, Osama bin [...]

America is a Christian nation. We follow Christian ideals as well as Christian law. Part of that law is that our flag shall be respected by both legal and illegal immigrants from other countries. The constitution allows us, as citizens, to defend our land from any threat, domestic or foreign.

President Bush, with eyes squinted in brave focus, announced, “We will smoke you terrorists out of your holes”. This was after they bombed away our innnocence on 9/11. At first, the world stood behind us and stood strong. President Bush knew two countries were responsible: Saddam Hussein’s Iraq and Osama [...]

According to chrisTwire journalist Chuck Reagan, President Barack Hussein Obama is going to announce later this hour that his distant cousin Osama Bin Laden is dead. George W Bush promised he would be delivered Dead or Alive; that promise has now been fulfilled. The capture and abortion of Osama Bin [...]

The royal wedding fiasco is finally over.  Like many here, I had to sit through hours of girls retelling their wedding stories and how they think it would be so cool to marry a prince and future king.  Then when the ceremony started, the typical estrogen jealousy that leads to [...]

Today as I woke up to watch videos on YouTube to warn everyone about, I grabbed some bran oats and turned on the television.  I hate bananas and I quickly spat out my cereal in disgust! A big yellow bird that looked like the mask was hunching over the wedding.  [...]

Breasetes.  Milksacks.  The future queen is letting her royal jellies flop all around for all to lap up in the eyes and get their jollies.  There is no need for a dress to have such a cup section for the dandies. This is the problem with the British.  They are [...]

Over a few week period we will be honoring ten of the greatest Christian heroes with a short 30 second read. In our last report we profiled Mel Gibson. This time we profile the greatest American Christian father figure alive… History Harrison Ford was born on July 13, 1942 at [...]

A recent news story out of Iran has the Terror-Mulsim regime in power moving to outlaw dogs. “What kind of people hate dogs?”, you may be asking yourself. The same type that hate freedom and burn effigies of Sarah Palin. It has been asserted by certain terrorist organizations in the [...]

For years the gays have been the greatest threat to the purity of America and marriage, but now we find an even more grave threat. The eternally calculating Chinese have created new death weapons, more deadly than their SARS and avian bird flu attacks combined! It makes Pearl Harbor look [...]

This is a song about illegal immigration and the dangers of foreign things that are scary and bad for America. This is Gitmo, from my upcoming Tears of Bush LP. Enjoy and share, the iTunes single link will be available soon. A.G. WARNING: THIS VIDEO IS BEST VIEWED IN FULL [...]

-Every 45 seconds, one unsuspecting cat owner is mowed down by Satan possessed paws of feline fury. – Cats are viscious creatures that walk to the beat of Satan’s drum. Cat owners tend to be homosexual and get a requisite sassy attitude when confronted with this fact, though there is [...]

[poll id=23]  My Dearest Comrads: I bring your attetnion to our hard earned money and what/who it is funding: The corrupt soldiers in the middle east. They aren’t even ordered to kill most of these people. We shouldn’t allow this to happen, so, I will say this: Think twice about [...]

 -Secretary Hillary Clinton, Screeching Over Botched US/Nato/UN alliance responsibility in Libya. Hillary Clinton’s face was once again torn up in female hormonal rage, this time because everyone is laughing at her poor planning for the Libya war. What we have with Hillary Clinton is a rare opportunity to prove that [...]