BREAKING Beijing, China – Scientists in Beijing have caused a Supermoon.  This is terrifying and more details as details emerge… UPDATED: Every 18 years, the Chinese flex their ability to control the skies. It remains unknown how China is able to harnass this ancient power, but they unleash it as [...]

In this sinshot, Emma is using the arched heel’s technique to make boys become stiff with sin.  She is wearing a hooker’s shoe to make it so that her thighs and back arches at a cat in heat’s angle, making her touty toosh all out and it is nasty.  You [...]

Last Sunday three Orthodox Jewish travelers sparked fears on a flight from Mexico City to Los Angeles. The men were questioned, their bags searched, and it was determined they were not a threat according to the FBI. “Alaska Airlines embraces the cultural and religious diversity of our passengers and employees. [...]

During a recent press conference, defiant Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi brandished his vile finger and angered reporters to the point that they performed deadly Arabian shoe throws upon him.  Gaddafi spoke boldly about his dedication to hold power, upsetting the reporters who sat in on his press conference.  “I will stay in Libya until [...]

Japan’s recent disaster has brought shysters out of the woodwork. Less than 24 hours after an 8.9 magnitude earthquake struck a few miles off the coast of Tokyo, calls for Americans to donate money have already begun.

Soviet Premier Vladmir Putin has unleashed a new dance called “Shake that Bear.” The dance is the lastest in a flurry of Putin’s communist propaganda antics to entice various segments of the US population that he is ‘cool’ and that Russia is not a danger to US national security. It [...]

Some really stupid people try to heat the tension between China and U.S. Well, I will tell you – this is really not clever – our countries must collaborate! I understand, however, that American people might feel afraid of the big debt to our country. But every problem has the [...]

A few weeks ago chrisTwire sources were the first to reveal Asia’s plot to destroy our Caucasian Sun. Yesterday Chinese TV revealed the Asian sun to the masses for the first time According to Jim Kaler, the University of Illinois astronomer: “The case of a second sun 3 degrees and [...]

Yesterday my anger grew slowly by slowly, as the legions of pharyngula Dawkins attacked morality with technological terrors. I instantly fell upon prayer warrior knees and unleashed fury of 1,000 swiping prayers, as the tech team worked hard to resolve the great evil. There is still the smell of atheistic [...]

It is common knowledge that physicians and psychologists form a crucial part of our fearsome military force under President Bush. In this Christwire special, William (Bill) Stephens speaks with Dr. Hank Kirsch who served at Abu Ghraib before honorably retiring last year to spend time with his children on a [...]

Muslim pirate teenager Abduwali Abdukhadir Muse was sentenced New York today to 34 years in federal prison for piracy on the high-seas. During his sentence he revealed how his Muslim leaders forced him into attacking America against his will: I’m sorry very much for what happened to victims on ship. [...]

There is nothing lesbians hate more than the fact that they have eggcrates within, so what a non surprise to find Lady Gaga using “artistic symbolism” to batteram her gay agenda right into the 2011 Grammy Awards. Only moments ago, the Disco Queen of Decadence paraded into the 2011 Grammy [...]

Dallas, Texas. In this Christwire special, William (Bill) Stephens caught up with a long-time Editor with Conservapedia, the online collaborative Christian encyclopedia. Citing Christian humility, the Editor has requested anonymity. BS: Thank you for taking the time out of your busy day for an interview with Christwire. Ed: My pleasure. [...]

While the nation slept last night, President Barack Hussein OGoebbels revealed his latest piston of the 2-bit liberal propaganda engine. In a blatant slap in the face to unbiased media, AOL today announced the creation of AOLHuffington, a merger between AOL’s news services and liberal muckrag Huffington Post. Business Insider [...]

Some have called him the Stoic Knight of American Virtue.  Others, the Burning Bush of Freedom, who sat high upon a post of morality in the Hill of Washington, D.C., extolling unprecedented parables of virtue and decency for the world to follow. History shall regal him as the Last Son [...]