I have once again uncovered a secret plot to overtake America. It seems that illegal Mexicans are now bleaching their skin and moving into gated communities with normal humans. While it is bad enough that these burrito eating banditos are sneaking across the border in the millions and creating new [...]
Go ‘Murrica!
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Giant Crab Monster Tests Mitt Romney For Power Over The USA
My most loyal friends, Mitt Romney has been challenged by the communists most recent invention, Giant Crabs, fighting...
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Bieber Slams Prince William’s Hair, Becomes True ‘MURRICAN
Days after America showed the British Redcoats up by putting a space rover on the moon, Justin Bieber helped keep the...
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Shoud ‘Murrica Put Missile Defense on Mars, YES!
Now that America has shown dominance on Mars, all other countries are Jonesing for what’s not theirs. We’ve...




