BLACK Veal Brides. My Chemical Romance. Avenged Semenload. Green Charlotte. Billy Biersack. These are the names that strike fear into the heart of every Christwire writer. Or, rather, they would strike fear into the heart of every Christwire writer was not every single member of the unbreakable Christwire fellowship courageous [...]
Christian University Gonzaga was bumped from the NCAA Tournament because they had too many White players The NCAA has...
Two homogays catching diseases in a gay bath house New York’s Health Department today announced that if you engage...
Comrades, It is time to reveal how messed up Obama is making our military branches. This is something not to be wreckoned...
I have once again uncovered a secret plot to overtake America. It seems that illegal Mexicans are now bleaching their skin and moving into gated communities with normal humans. While it is bad enough that these burrito eating banditos are sneaking across the border in the millions and creating new [...]Read more ›
After a horrible week for Justin Bieber in England, rumors have been spreading that he is having a breakdown. Those rumors have become a fact recently, because Justin Bieber has been diagnosed with full blown AIDS two days ago. AIDS is a breakdown of white blood cells. Many people have [...]Read more ›
As many of you know, I have recently been on a World-wide missionary trip. I have traveled to many faraway and exotic lands, bringing clean drinking water, technology and, of course, Christianity to the squalor of these third world countries. The truly amazing thing about these places is how happy [...]Read more ›
We all know that the Catholic Church is a cult that is attempting to ruin the lives of true Christians by commit horrible acts of child abuse and worshiping the mother of Jesus rather than Jesus himself, that is a proven fact. Many people don’t realize that it is also [...]Read more ›
Hello everyone. I’m new to the Christwire Flock. My name is Milton Freewater, Jr, and I am a Youth Minister with one of Christwire’s satellite churches. I haven’t really read this website much because I was just recently hired on. I hope we can all enjoy some great discussions of [...]Read more ›
Women of America, brace yourselves for epic disappointment. There’s a new scourge upon the land and it’s going to leave you high and dry , or maybe hot and bothered beyond belief. Sexual frustration has a new name and it has arrived on the scene as “Legalized Marijuana”. Ladies, start [...]Read more ›
Everyone is hard at work making their New Year’s resolutions. I wonder why that is? Do you think it has anything to do with copious consumption ravaged by the average overweight American? New Year’s resolutions are a product of a country in deep denial. The problem is this: greed, gluttony [...]Read more ›
AP (Associated Press) Topeka Kansas. Church authorities are calling the universal group prayer as having a significant impact on Mayan Apocalypse that never took place on 12-21-2012.Today Americans shared a collective sigh of relief that indeed the World’s End was narrowly defeated by the power of prayer. Church authorities around the [...]Read more ›
Have you noticed it’s a little darker than usual outside? It’s no coincidence that the Winter Solstice is on a crash course collision with The End Days as predicted by Mayan Time keepers. That marks today’s sunrise on 12-21-2012 as the official Dawn of Destruction, it is upon us [...]Read more ›
God has once again turned to mathematics to give the world a clear, divine sign of a great danger to us all. Mathematics is mysterious and we all know that our Creator works in mysterious ways that can only be translated and interpreted by his clergy here on Earth. That is [...]Read more ›
Every day, millions of people allow themselves to be ruled by a demonic animal that fancies itself a Egyptian pharoah godking. Cats are amongst the most arrogant of creatures, coyly strutting about and grooming themselves for hours on end, with no trace of loyalty or grace in their hearts. As [...]Read more ›