I have once again uncovered a secret plot to overtake America. It seems that illegal Mexicans are now bleaching their skin and moving into gated communities with normal humans. While it is bad enough that these burrito eating banditos are sneaking across the border in the millions and creating new [...]

After a horrible week for Justin Bieber in England, rumors have been spreading that he is having a breakdown. Those rumors have become a fact recently, because Justin Bieber has been diagnosed with full blown AIDS two days ago. AIDS is a breakdown of white blood cells. Many people have [...]

As many of you know, I have recently been on a World-wide missionary trip. I have traveled to many faraway and exotic lands, bringing clean drinking water, technology and, of course, Christianity to the squalor of these third world countries. The truly amazing thing about these places is how happy [...]

We all know that the Catholic Church is a cult that is attempting to ruin the lives of true Christians by commit horrible acts of child abuse and worshiping the mother of Jesus rather than Jesus himself, that is a proven fact. Many people don’t realize that it is also [...]

Hello everyone.  I’m new to the Christwire Flock.  My name is Milton Freewater, Jr, and I am a Youth Minister with one of Christwire’s satellite churches.  I haven’t really read this website much because I was just recently hired on.  I hope we can all enjoy some great discussions of [...]

Women of America, brace yourselves for epic disappointment. There’s a new scourge upon the land and it’s going to leave you high and dry , or maybe  hot and bothered beyond belief. Sexual frustration has a new name and it has arrived on the scene as “Legalized Marijuana”. Ladies, start [...]

Everyone is hard at work making their New Year’s resolutions. I wonder why that is? Do you think it has anything to do with copious consumption ravaged by the average overweight American? New Year’s resolutions are a product of a country in deep denial. The problem is this: greed, gluttony [...]

AP (Associated Press) Topeka Kansas. Church authorities are calling the universal group prayer as having a significant impact on Mayan Apocalypse that never took place on 12-21-2012.Today Americans shared a collective sigh of relief that indeed the World’s End was narrowly defeated by the power of prayer.  Church authorities  around the [...]

  Have you noticed it’s a little darker than usual outside? It’s no coincidence that the Winter Solstice is on a crash course collision with The End  Days as predicted by Mayan Time keepers. That marks today’s sunrise on  12-21-2012 as the official Dawn of Destruction, it is upon us [...]

God has once again turned to mathematics to give the world a clear, divine sign of a great danger to us all.  Mathematics is mysterious and we all know that our Creator works in mysterious ways that can only be translated and interpreted by his clergy here on Earth.  That is [...]

Every day, millions of people allow themselves to be ruled by a demonic animal that fancies itself a Egyptian pharoah godking.  Cats are amongst the most arrogant of creatures, coyly strutting about and grooming themselves for hours on end, with no trace of loyalty or grace in their hearts.  As [...]