Salta, Argentina - Buried within the peaks of South American moutains, researchers discovered the nearly perfect preserved remains of three Incan children.  Sources indicate the names:  The Maiden, The Boy and The Girl of Lightning.  These remains were found in a cold and desolate summit of Mount Llullaillaco, the frigid isolation leaving remains so untouched by animals, bacteria and other humans [...]

Nefertiti the space spider died in D.C. today.  The red-backed mutant spider was born upon the International Space Station, a product of NASA’s mutant animal program.  Unlike spiders on Earth, Nefertiti could jump 6 feet from standing, spin 6 feet of web per minute and was trained to follow simple [...]

  By Rev. Billy Ray Sunday <chrisTwire> Newsweek magazine has become well known for its controversial magazine covers in recent times, but Newsweek’s September 24, 2012 issue which was released yesterday has pissed off all sorts of camel jockeys from the Middle-East. Newsweek has been taking flack over its “deliberately [...]

The children of Israel ran and screamed with panic after atheists unleashed their false god, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, over the birthplace of Christianity.  The FSM beast is able to duplicate the powers of the atheist created Large Hadron Collider, siphoning the souls of Christian and Jews (what atheists call Higgs Boson [...]

Barack Hussein Obama is once again abusing presidential powers, this time by brutally forcing our heroes the US Marines to perform Call Me Maybe against their will. As if it was not bad enough he’s forced our Marines to endure backside flesh bunker attacks by allowing gay troops to pitch [...]

The scarlet S on the chest stands for Supersin. Superman is the ultimate story of a magical ‘savior’ who tries to one up Jesus with all sorts of fantastical powers like eye laser, superbreath and flying all over the place. Like all of that is possible! He even raised himself [...]

SMIRK OF THE BATMAN PSYCHO… WHY DID HE DO IT? Ph.D. student in neuroscience… ‘Always Rooted For Bad Guys’ In Superhero Movies… ‘Really smart’… Struggled to find work… Collecting unemployment… ‘No one knew him; No one’… ‘Made some racially charged comments about rap’… Left loud music playing in his apartment… [...]

s Room gules with the black lights of Satanic spells, atheist superscientist Neil DeGrasse Tyson overlooks his team’s creation, the Large Hadron Collider.  The machine is capable of sucking the ‘God Particle’, or what we call the soul, right of a living human.  Such power is being used by atheists to [...]