Should I Let My Son Date the Girl He Met Online?

April 7, 2012 1:02 am10 comments

Dear Amber, I need to ask you dating advice for my son. He has been ‘seeing’ this girl on a website named match.com and thinks he has found his true love. I do not believe in the computer and I do believe dating on it can only lead to bad [...]

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Food: Pathway to the Soul?

February 27, 2012 3:06 pm35 comments
Food: Pathway to the Soul?

They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. I myself have never been one to repeat such a statement as i know this phrase to be anotomically incorrect. The heart is in no way directly connected to the stomach. I felt it a useful starting point [...]

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Ashley Purdy – The Man all Women Want

February 13, 2012 3:51 am13 comments
Ashley Purdy – The Man all Women Want

Hello once again. Time to address another matter here. One dealing with a certain Outlaw known as Ashley Purdy. So called ‘journalists’ have placed up an article last year that stated he was, and I quote, “Gayer than Andy Bearsack”. I do not know this Bearsack that they speak of, [...]

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TRUTH ABOUT THE ‘SATANIC’ BAND BLACK VEIL BRIDES!!!

February 12, 2012 12:43 pm79 comments

Has our holy ministry affected you?  If you have any lovemail or hatemail, feel free to email ChristWire at holymailbox@christwire.org.  Be blessed! Yes, this is going to be nothing but truth. You may sign this all off as me being biased and an “Emosexual whorelot” teenaged girl. Maybe this is true. Maybe [...]

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Can You Have Sex in Skyrim?

February 2, 2012 10:24 pm58 comments
Can You Have Sex in Skyrim?

Send your advice questions to Amber at askamber@christwire.org Dear Amber, There is a new video game named Skyrim.  I’ve heard mixed reviews about it and as a single father, was wondering if you can provide some insight to it for me and my boys. My three sons insist the game [...]

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Ask ChristWire: Should Christian Women Wear Bikinis?

January 23, 2012 4:31 am55 comments

Dear ChristWire, My wife and I were recently married and with all the new family, the holidays and the like, we’ve really packed on the pounds. We’ve been working out quite a bit over the last few weeks and want nice bodies to show off for our Caribbean honeymoon we’ll [...]

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An open Response to Amber (RE: Word of Warcraft is Evil)

January 10, 2012 3:53 pm18 comments

Article that appeared on the website Christwire.org June 25, 2009 World Of Warcraft is Evil – Boy Goes Insane After Parents Cancel Account. Among the myriad dangers that face out youth today, one of the most provocative and diverse is the video game market. Greedy corporate executives seduce a youngster’s [...]

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George Takei Gets Sassy With ChristWire

November 14, 2011 4:31 pm4 comments
George Takei Gets Sassy With ChristWire

ChristWire intern and BigAmerican TV host Bryan Blake is still not answering his phone after one hour alone at the United State’s biggest gay bar, The Brass Rail. After attempting to contact the show’s producers via phone, Facebook and tweets, we’ve contacted everyone who was slated to be at the [...]

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You Slobs Sitting Around Waiting for the Rapture? IT ALREADY HAPPENED! YOU MISSED IT!

November 2, 2011 7:53 pm3 comments
You Slobs Sitting Around Waiting for the Rapture? IT ALREADY HAPPENED!  YOU MISSED IT!

Dear Editor of Christwire: Remember the other Friday when everyone was sitting around joking about the Rapture? Like, “wow, dude! Today’s the Rapture! Let’s get drunk!” Now, me and my buddies didn’t believe any of that bullshit, but it was as good a reason as any to go out and [...]

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Concerning People Who Claim Black Veil Brides Are Demon Possessed for Wearing Black Clothing

October 31, 2011 12:46 am44 comments
Concerning People Who Claim Black Veil Brides Are Demon Possessed for Wearing Black Clothing

Here is a message for you judgmental people who like to read your Bible. For it is written, as your Reverend seems fond of saying: St. Matthew 7 Judging Others 1 Judge not, that ye be not judged. 2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and [...]

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the truth about ‘demonic’ bands

October 28, 2011 3:53 pm21 comments

The truth about these ‘demonic’ bands christwire is that they are not demonic. for instance black veil brides, not black veiled brides or black veal brides consisted of 5 straight guys. some say the music is sinful, how? saviour is dedicated to the BVBarmy,” Saviour, Will be there When you [...]

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