THE year is circa 560 to 540BC. The book is 2 Kings. The weather is apocryphal. Elisha, the hard-working prophet of the Christian god, is shuffling up the long and dusty road to the ancient near-eastern town of Bethel. Then, seemingly out of nowhere, comes a gaggle of hard, rough, [...]
Humor
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Furries, Bronies, Porn and Ponies: Signs of a Culture in Decline
By Eunice W. Trends in social media reveal increased deviant behavior towards animals, cartoons and fantasy creatures....
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Top Ten Worst Christmas Toys : Let Christ be your Shopping Assistant!
Christmas the way it was meant to be. Note the two parent family; one man and one female. Here at The Institute...
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Hetalia Anime Review-
Axis Powers Hetalia is the first Series of a popular anime(japanese animation), the next series name is World Series. Let’s...
Disney contepmlates making a movie with Gay characters, next step towards acceptance.
Disney studios, having worked with many people in the past who were openly homosexual admits that they are a “gay friendly” company. This is a good step towards the new generation to not tolerate, but accept people for who they are. Isn’t that what being Christian is all about? Serving [...]
Read more ›Women Aren’t Funny: Female Comedians Are Minions Of Satan
Comediennes are the lowest of the low. Instead of providing good, intelligent family entertainment like Jeffrey Dunham and Bill Engval, they spread vile, vaginocentric propaganda, brainwashing audiences with their radical feminist agendas.
Read more ›Food: Pathway to the Soul?
They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. I myself have never been one to repeat such a statement as i know this phrase to be anotomically incorrect. The heart is in no way directly connected to the stomach. I felt it a useful starting point [...]
Read more ›Valentines for Heathens
Rather than allowing St. Valentine’s Day to remain a religious holiday of love, merchants and entrepreneurs have created expressions of endearment that defile the definition of Christian love by catering to a low brow variety of homosexual, racist and feminist agendas. I must warn you even the Syrims and Minecrafters [...]
Read more ›NOAH’S ARC AND UNICORNS, KIDS UNEDUCATED ABOUT SCRIPTURE!
I was outraged to see this joke about unicorns and Noah’s ark. Noah took two of every animal created by god in the garden of eden 6,000 years ago. Unicorns are abominations and were never created by god, worse still in this they talk which is completely against the will of god, [...]
Read more ›Legal Help For Those That Hate Christwire
For years those that hate Christwire have suffered in despair. But now there is hope. Now you can take legal action against Christwire for all of those hours that you have been in pain. Â
Read more ›If Rick Perry and Katy Perry Had a Love Child…
This public service announcement was brought to you by the letter O for Oh My God, My God, Never Let this Happen! Now that Katy Perry is playing the field and her parents are trying to sell her jolly clencher to Tim Tebow, I’m guessing they would be willing to [...]
Read more ›How Andy Beersack Stole Christmas
All was quiet through out the house. Nothing made a noise, not even a mouse. But then there was a scream and a clatter. It was the daughter…She had recently begun listening to sinful bands such as Black Veal Brides. The music had warped her fragile little mind, and turned [...]
Read more ›I Love Stealing Your Internet
Thank you, thank you for making my life so very easy. It was so nice of you to read all the user reviews you could find in order to make sure you were making a good decision. Then you walked the extra mile and read the Radio Shack circular, too. [...]
Read more ›9 Things Men Should Know About Women
They do not go on the interwebz If you meet a girl anywhere in the tubes of the interwebz, she is either: a) a gay trucker b) a scheming Nigerian c) me having a joke, or d) a FBI agent trying to get pics of your junk so he can [...]
Read more ›Happy 200th Birthday Franz Liszt, Bugs Bunny
Tom & Jerry Hungarian Rhapsody No 2 Liszt – The funniest videos clips are here Today is the birthday of Franz Liszt. If you are not sure what that means, do not pay any mind to the great cartoon moment.
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