Disney contepmlates making a movie with Gay characters, next step towards acceptance.

July 13, 2012 12:37 am79 comments

Disney studios, having worked with many people in the past who were openly homosexual admits that they are a “gay friendly” company. This is a good step towards the new generation to not tolerate, but accept people for who they are. Isn’t that what being Christian is all about? Serving [...]

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Women Aren’t Funny: Female Comedians Are Minions Of Satan

June 7, 2012 8:59 pm134 comments

Comediennes are the lowest of the low. Instead of providing good, intelligent family entertainment like Jeffrey Dunham and Bill Engval, they spread vile, vaginocentric propaganda, brainwashing audiences with their radical feminist agendas.

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Food: Pathway to the Soul?

February 27, 2012 3:06 pm35 comments
Food: Pathway to the Soul?

They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. I myself have never been one to repeat such a statement as i know this phrase to be anotomically incorrect. The heart is in no way directly connected to the stomach. I felt it a useful starting point [...]

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Valentines for Heathens

February 5, 2012 3:39 pm172 comments
Valentines for Heathens

Rather than allowing St. Valentine’s Day to remain a religious holiday of love, merchants and entrepreneurs have created expressions of endearment that defile the definition of Christian love by catering to a low brow variety of homosexual, racist and feminist agendas. I must warn you even the Syrims and Minecrafters [...]

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NOAH’S ARC AND UNICORNS, KIDS UNEDUCATED ABOUT SCRIPTURE!

February 2, 2012 4:59 pm71 comments
NOAH’S ARC AND UNICORNS, KIDS UNEDUCATED ABOUT SCRIPTURE!

I was outraged to see this joke about unicorns and Noah’s ark. Noah took two of every animal created by god in the garden of eden 6,000 years ago. Unicorns are abominations and were never created by god, worse still in this they talk which is completely against the will of god, [...]

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Legal Help For Those That Hate Christwire

January 31, 2012 2:13 am0 comments
Legal Help For Those That Hate Christwire

For years those that hate Christwire have suffered in despair. But now there is hope. Now you can take legal action against Christwire for all of those hours that you have been in pain.  

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If Rick Perry and Katy Perry Had a Love Child…

January 14, 2012 3:54 am5 comments
If Rick Perry and Katy Perry Had a Love Child…

This public service announcement was brought to you by the letter O for Oh My God, My God, Never Let this Happen! Now that Katy Perry is playing the field and her parents are trying to sell her jolly clencher to Tim Tebow, I’m guessing they would be willing to [...]

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How Andy Beersack Stole Christmas

December 23, 2011 5:46 pm198 comments
How Andy Beersack Stole Christmas

All was quiet through out the house. Nothing made a noise, not even a mouse. But then there was a scream and a clatter. It was the daughter…She had recently begun listening to sinful bands such as Black Veal Brides. The music had warped her fragile little mind, and turned [...]

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I Love Stealing Your Internet

November 11, 2011 9:27 am11 comments

Thank you, thank you for making my life so very easy.  It was so nice of you to read all the user reviews you could find in order to make sure you were making a good decision.  Then you walked the extra mile and read the Radio Shack circular, too.  [...]

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9 Things Men Should Know About Women

November 2, 2011 8:15 pm34 comments
9 Things Men Should Know About Women

They do not go on the interwebz If you meet a girl anywhere in the tubes of the interwebz, she is either: a) a gay trucker b) a scheming Nigerian c) me having a joke, or d) a FBI agent trying to get pics of your junk so he can [...]

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Happy 200th Birthday Franz Liszt, Bugs Bunny

October 22, 2011 11:27 am0 comments

Tom & Jerry Hungarian Rhapsody No 2 Liszt – The funniest videos clips are here Today is the birthday of Franz Liszt. If you are not sure what that means, do not pay any mind to the great cartoon moment.

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