January 6, 2012 7:37 pm
When I imagine the ideal American future, an image pops up in my mind, the image of the smiling face of Rick Santorum. With his qualifications, knowledge, and Morals, he will easily lead America to Victory if he succeeds in this election. However, like any brilliant man, there are challenges [...]
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January 2, 2012 5:45 pm
It seems that everytime I turn around, George Takei is there. With his beaming happy smile. That gay dirty smile. You know where that mouth has been. He is admitedly and proudly gay. What HASN’T been in that mouth? It seems that everywhere you turn he is on the internet, [...]
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December 28, 2011 2:37 am
Katy Perry Exposes Ripe Sin Treats to Hawaii/World and Destroys Christmas/Souls of Millions -Chuck D. Finley Hawaii-An amazing amount of christwire articles have chronicled the dirty whorishness of Katy Perry over the years. But I am afraid to report that she has befouled the most holiest of Christian Holidays. This [...]
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December 6, 2011 5:06 pm
Many people are aware of my war on Emosexuality and send me links that they find. Last night Brother Bruce sent me a link to a facebook program that will allow the Emosexual rock group Black Veal Brides to talk to you. I understand that homosexual band members, Andy Beersack, [...]
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1:53 am
Some of you have probably heard the Walking Dead is a pretty good show. That is mostly liberal lies. I was recently charged to review the series and immersed myself in the show (Obtained legally through Netflix of course) and even went so far as to read the comic. I [...]
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November 11, 2011 9:22 am
Remember to like this one on Facebook. It may help you prevent random acts of douchebag from your friends and their future children. 1. Not tipping People who provide good service should always be tipped. Don’t be an asshat. Folks in certain industries depend on that bit of change. If [...]
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November 7, 2011 3:12 pm
Several members of the fellowship at christwire as well as several worried parents on facebook have asked me to look into a being known as Jefrey Star. Just like many of these Emosexuals that I have stumbled unto by a good worried parents lead, I had to research this thing [...]
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October 26, 2011 4:01 am
The holy war against the ultimate Evil satan is waged daily on the sex laced cyberspace battleground of the internet. There is infinite space for Homogay hacking and gay agendas to be uploaded and It is no secret that one can log in and view all kinds of depraved dirty [...]
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October 24, 2011 10:33 am
This Band christwire classifies as demonic is not demonic at all, its time somebody posted some truth on this site. They have twisted everything and made theese wonderful poetic musicians sound like horrible devil worshipers. Where do I begin? Well the title. It is not “Black Veiled Brides” its “Black [...]
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September 26, 2011 4:07 pm
It is time once again for a rousing game of He/She/It. Readers of my many articles on emosexual culture will remember this game that I play with my grand kids and sometimes great grand kids. The rules are simple. You see an emo (in this case a picture of an [...]
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September 5, 2011 9:36 pm
The award winning team of journalists here at Christwire have recently uncovered a scandal in suburban white neighborhoods. A video game for the gay Playstation console with the racist name “Black Ops” has been teaching young children how to do Columbine-like activities right under the noses of good parents all [...]
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August 10, 2011 2:22 pm
The website Japanese360 (http://japanese360.org/index.php) is planning to offer podcasts to spread Satan’s filth to our good, old, American-Christian youth. How do they plan to do this? They’re teaching the communist language we all know of as “Japanese”. For all of you concerned parents and teachers, this must be stopped. We [...]
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July 26, 2011 11:37 am
During my cornfed rearing in small-town America I never much questioned the position of the goodly American citizen (read: white American citizen) within the hierarchy of faith. No one did more to uphold blessed Jesus’ example, and no one did more to spread his good word among the unsaved in [...]
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July 18, 2011 11:52 pm
As a strong supporter of the survival instinct, I find it difficult to grasp meaning from the junk thunking humor and injury that has spurred the last twenty or so generations to laud such things. Reminiscing my own childhood brush with the personalities that enjoy this sort of nonsense, I [...]
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July 17, 2011 11:59 pm
Recently I took time out of my busy schedule, running campaigns and browbeating liberals into submission, to have a talk with Cory and Lex from Green960 radio. I figured we could have a nice little chat and I could help our interns explain exactly what we do here at Christwire.org, [...]
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