Kindle Book Review: “Chronicles Of The Rogue Pirate Ninja” Will Turn You Into A Heathen Gay And Should Be Banned

July 15, 2011 12:23 am30 comments
Kindle Book Review: “Chronicles Of The Rogue Pirate Ninja” Will Turn You Into A Heathen Gay And Should Be Banned

The days of book burnings are long over, due to the introduction of the Kindle and its indoctrination into decent society.  I recently purchased one in hopes of finding good Christian literature to read to the inner city youth I minister to every weekend. I came across this title and [...]

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Satanic Hipster Tao Lin Makes Sinful Snuff Film “Mumblecore”

July 12, 2011 1:54 am28 comments
Satanic Hipster Tao Lin Makes Sinful Snuff Film “Mumblecore”

Movie Review: Mumblecore by Tao Lin and Megan Boyle Rating: S (for Sinister) for atheism, interracial kissing, twiddle rompus sex acts, heavy drug use, gambling, violence, irony, autism and subtitles. Have you ever heard of a “snuff film”? A snuff film is a Satanic video where a real person’s life [...]

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There is No Such Thing as a Friendly Atheist

July 4, 2011 5:14 pm169 comments
There is No Such Thing as a Friendly Atheist

The world wide web is large and full of sin. The only way ensure avoidance of Satan while browsing the internet is to set your homepage to christwire.org and refuse to click any links that take you off-site. Be warned: I am about to link to a non-Christwire sin site. [...]

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Satanic rock

June 19, 2011 7:57 pm27 comments

Hi, I am from Norway and i just found yet another example of socially disruptive satanic rock! Have you ever heard of the band Dead Trooper? The name alone sends chills down my spine. Have you seen a rise in satanic rock in the UK in the last ten years? [...]

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Comic-Con Expected To Bring Rape, Crime, Satan, And Furry Anal Sex To San Diego

June 17, 2011 7:41 am100 comments
Comic-Con Expected To Bring Rape, Crime, Satan, And Furry Anal Sex To San Diego

San Diego is a city of roughians in and upon itself. It’s location in the north of Mexico lends many criminals to use it as a hub for their less than legal activities. The geek culture is no different, as in a few short weeks they will be showing their [...]

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The Dangers of Pride Parades: Is Your Family Safe?

June 9, 2011 7:54 pm80 comments
The Dangers of Pride Parades: Is Your Family Safe?

What’s that smell? Well, it’s June so gay is in the air, my friends. Are you ready? This is the month used by many sick, unrepentant homosexuals to flounce and stomp about our God-fearing heterosexual streets in the name of celebrating LGBTQ Pride. While many God-loving countries such as Iran [...]

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“The Deep Web”, DOT Onion sites, How Liberal Pedophile Homogays Use A Hidden Internet To Circumvent The Law

June 2, 2011 3:56 am51 comments
“The Deep Web”, DOT Onion sites, How Liberal Pedophile Homogays Use A Hidden Internet To Circumvent The Law

If you are reading this you know what the Internet is. It is an open network of websites accessible by anyone used to communicate throughout the world. What you may not know is that this isn’t the only ‘Internet’. There is also a hidden one, right underneath your very noses [...]

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Lolcats distroying American one feline at a time

May 30, 2011 7:45 pm60 comments
Lolcats distroying American one feline at a time

Many articles on Christwire as of late have told us of the dangers of cat ownership including: *http://christwire.org/2011/05/jackson-galaxy-invites-cat%E2%80%99s-attention-away-from-peeing-in-owner%E2%80%99s-mouth/ *http://christwire.org/2011/04/paul-ryan%E2%80%99s-favorite-cat-food-recipe-incites-p90x-imbroglio/ *http://christwire.org/2010/10/are-your-cats-keeping-you-single/ *http://christwire.org/2011/03/a-cat-for-claire-a-pure-pet-earth-documentary/ *http://christwire.org/2011/03/10-videos-of-evil-cats-turning-on-their-owners/ *http://christwire.org/2011/03/more-proof-your-pet-cat-is-violent-blood-thirsty-and-savage-nasty/ *http://christwire.org/2011/03/pictures-of-house-cats-using-hand-guns-against-their-owners/ *http://christwire.org/2011/03/bully-cat-taunts-innocent-poisonous-snake-with-its-tail/ *http://christwire.org/2011/03/another-cat-becomes-possessed-of-satan/ Now there is a new danger to Humanity from the feline scourge. LOLCATS. So what is a Lolcat? Wikipedia tells us: A lolcat is [...]

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17 Ways Liberal Single-Moms Are Destroying America

May 26, 2011 1:01 am131 comments
17 Ways Liberal Single-Moms Are Destroying America

Not beating their children Liberal laws in this country have forbidden us from doing our biblical duty, and that is to not spare the rod. This is because liberal mothers are scared their children will grow up to be good upstanding conservatives who know the holiness of a swift beating [...]

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Australia Unleashes Baphemot on America in Liberal Bookstores

May 24, 2011 10:41 pm35 comments
Australia Unleashes Baphemot on America in Liberal Bookstores

*Please send women, children, and especially impressionable teenagers out of the room before viewing the images in these article. While god-fearing Christians are cleaning their homes and shooting their pets, preparing for the Rapture, scheduled October 21 of this year, the rest of the world, heathen for the most part, [...]

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Steve-O Banned From Posting On Facebook For Being Homogay

May 22, 2011 9:04 pm25 comments
Steve-O Banned From Posting On Facebook For Being Homogay

In the last few hours, our research team has uncovered breaking news. It seems that MTV star and homogay actor Steve O was warned three times then banned from posting on his fan page because of homogay references. The heathen, better known for being gay on television and getting attention [...]

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Kim Kardashian Sent From the Depths of Hell

May 19, 2011 11:55 pm20 comments
Kim Kardashian Sent From the Depths of Hell

Over the years the clean christian world has been decreasing over the past centuries and even more rapidly in the past couple of decades. One of the leading causes to this (other than the increasing homosexual population) is masturbation, and what doesn’t help are these “women” who go about and [...]

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9 Closet Homogay Hollywood Actors

5:37 pm24 comments
9 Closet Homogay Hollywood Actors

Tommy Lee Jones Tommy Lee Jones is a man’s man; or so he would like you to believe. Not many people remember, but he had a homogay affair with Al Gore during his college years. This all came out a few years ago but was quickly swept under the rug [...]

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MTV Movie Awards Announces Nominations, Pushes Homogay Agenda

May 4, 2011 6:44 am28 comments
MTV Movie Awards Announces Nominations, Pushes Homogay Agenda

Many Christians may not know this, but Music Television, a known liberal satanic media outlet, also has an awards ceremony for movies as well. They use it to push the homogay agenda in every way possible, as we can tell by the recent list of nominations for ‘awards’.

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Why was Jordana Brewster Out-Trending Bin Laden? (photo sex proof)

May 2, 2011 3:02 pm11 comments
Why was Jordana Brewster Out-Trending Bin Laden? (photo sex proof)

I’m kind of new to the internets. I don’t have the twitter or the Facebook or the wikipedias, but occasionally I will check and see what’s “trending” as the kids call it. So last night when heroic Americans finally sent Osama Bin Laden where he belongs, I decided to check [...]

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