Legenday singer and wild child Willie Nelson was ordered today to sing a song, or go to prison with the illegal sneakers, prowling black drug dealers and criminal misfits.  It is probably Nelson sang a sweet tune so Bubba would not rock him to beddy-bye by night. Proof:

Selena Gomez seems to be cheating on Justin Bieber with closet straight normal Perez Hilton. Perez Hilton tries to act like he’s a Habanero hottie, when in reality he’s just another Democrat silver daddy in the making. His tactic is apparently using the “friendly, bubbly pink cotton candy pajama time” gay friend, [...]

 NEW YORK (CW NewYork) – The Egyptian cobra who used unprecedented skill and deft planning to escape its prison at the Bronx Zoo has now found a new place to enjoy freedom:  the internet. Sprawling an impressive 20 inches, the cobra has wasted no time making headlines all across the [...]

A Satanic emo band named Slipknot and R & B singer Justin Bieber have teamed up to do a duet named Psychosomatic Baby.  This song is very disturbing and showing how gangster rappers are recruiting suburban youths (e.g., Justin Bieber, Rebecca Black) and then combining them with Satanic artists.  Bieber [...]

The clothing company Abercrombie and Fitch, infamous for using advertisements with young people in skimly clothing, has gone too far now for many parents. The clothing giants are now marketing a ‘push-up bikini’ for the elementary aged and parents are naturally upset.

I am not sure where this comes from, but my guess would be somewhere in Asia.  They have completed destroyed my childhood memories with this statue of Princess Peach.  Why are her panties showing, as her thick thighs ripple and mount what appears to be a gentically malformed Toad.  It [...]

Say what you will about my good friends the black community people, but they sure do enjoy life.  It must be really fun being a black, because somewhere down in their genes they have the ability to turn off regimented sense of time and responsibility.  They can just lay back [...]

There is not much more justice words can do this one, so we’ll just skip straight to the images. It remains uncomfirmed in what capacity drugs are influencing events here.WARNING: THIS IS SIMPLY VERY SICK. KICK YOUR WOMAN/CHILDREN OUT OF THE ROOM AND THEN PRAY BEFORE REVIEWING.      

After refusing to attack his Muslim blood brother despite Gaddafi’s genocidal rampage, Barack Hussein Obama finally had his hand forced to action when the worldwide coalition, the cowards who were too afraid to ravage Iraq with President Bush, demanded the US please do something and they would help attack Libya. In a [...]

Chris Brown is a gang rapper who blacks have entirely forgiven after he beat the beautiful singer Rihanna. Why this boy is still allowed to do his raps is beyond me, but they put him back on the pedestal and said he is a new man. The new Chris Brown [...]

Many of you may not have heard of this website, The Pirate Bay. It exists in the darkest corners of the World Wide Web, alongside 4chan.com and Wikileaks, destroying our youth.

I found the question on this one to be funny but want to shake hands with the person who left the response.  I’ve eaten from the employee fridge too and if it’s not labeled, good things will head to my stomach.

Gays are a sick species of mouth breathers who enjoy nothing more than sucking in the concocotions of coital carnality! For every one gay, four children are dallied and it doesn’t matter if it’s a little Johnny or Sally! As long as it has a back side it is all [...]

Corruption is present in elementary schools in the Obama world. When Bush was president, you could trust elementary and middle schoolers to be decent. They would turn in good reports and keep journals. But a concerned mom recently shared a journal that was being kept by her son Brian. This [...]

Say what you will about the Japanese, but they are some of the most industrious people on Earth. With the efficiency and tenacity of a pack of adrenaline huffing ants, the Japanese can build faster than anyone else. It is truly amazing and it is making me think lower of [...]