Tumblr is a dangerous website on the interweb that your child may be lurking on. As the most popular blogging platform on earth, it has lured many young teens into its clutches. Unfortunately, it harbors an extremely homoerotic leaning and contains dangerous media that children of any age should be exposed to. It is extremely malicious and will steal your child’s feelings, replacing them with sexualized isolation. Your child may become robotic and obsessed with gay porn. Tumblr is a predator, a predator gaining in liberal popularity.

I was outraged to see this joke about unicorns and Noah’s ark. Noah took two of every animal created by god in the garden of eden 6,000 years ago. Unicorns are abominations and were never created by god, worse still in this they talk which is completely against the will of god, [...]

When I imagine the ideal American future, an image pops up in my mind, the image of the smiling face of Rick Santorum. With his qualifications, knowledge, and Morals, he will easily lead America to Victory if he succeeds in this election. However, like any brilliant man, there are challenges [...]

It seems that everytime I turn around, George Takei is there. With his beaming happy smile. That gay dirty smile. You know where that mouth has been. He is admitedly and proudly gay. What HASN’T been in that mouth? It seems that everywhere you turn he is on the internet, [...]

Katy Perry Exposes Ripe Sin Treats to Hawaii/World and Destroys Christmas/Souls of Millions -Chuck D. Finley Hawaii-An amazing amount of christwire articles have chronicled the dirty whorishness of Katy Perry over the years. But I am afraid to report that she has befouled the most holiest of Christian Holidays. This [...]

Several members of the fellowship at christwire as well as several worried parents on facebook have asked me to look into a being known as Jefrey Star. Just like many of these Emosexuals that I have stumbled unto by a good worried parents lead, I had to research this thing [...]

The holy war against the ultimate Evil satan is waged daily on the sex laced cyberspace battleground of the internet. There is infinite space for Homogay hacking and gay agendas to be uploaded and It is no secret that one can log in and view all kinds of depraved dirty [...]

The award winning team of journalists here at Christwire have recently uncovered a scandal in suburban white neighborhoods. A video game for the gay Playstation console with the racist name “Black Ops” has been teaching young children how to do Columbine-like activities right under the noses of good parents all [...]

The website Japanese360 (http://japanese360.org/index.php) is planning to offer podcasts to spread Satan’s filth to our good, old, American-Christian youth. How do they plan to do this? They’re teaching the communist language we all know of as “Japanese”. For all of you concerned parents and teachers, this must be stopped. We [...]

As a strong supporter of the survival instinct, I find it difficult to grasp meaning from the junk thunking humor and injury that has spurred the last twenty or so generations to laud such things. Reminiscing my own childhood brush with the personalities that enjoy this sort of nonsense, I [...]

Recently I took time out of my busy schedule, running campaigns and browbeating liberals into submission, to have a talk with Cory and Lex from Green960 radio. I figured we could have a nice little chat and I could help our interns explain exactly what we do here at Christwire.org, [...]