The days of book burnings are long over, due to the introduction of the Kindle and its indoctrination into decent society.  I recently purchased one in hopes of finding good Christian literature to read to the inner city youth I minister to every weekend. I came across this title and [...]

Movie Review: Mumblecore by Tao Lin and Megan Boyle Rating: S (for Sinister) for atheism, interracial kissing, twiddle rompus sex acts, heavy drug use, gambling, violence, irony, autism and subtitles. Have you ever heard of a “snuff film”? A snuff film is a Satanic video where a real person’s life [...]

The world wide web is large and full of sin. The only way ensure avoidance of Satan while browsing the internet is to set your homepage to christwire.org and refuse to click any links that take you off-site. Be warned: I am about to link to a non-Christwire sin site. [...]

Hi, I am from Norway and i just found yet another example of socially disruptive satanic rock! Have you ever heard of the band Dead Trooper? The name alone sends chills down my spine. Have you seen a rise in satanic rock in the UK in the last ten years? [...]

If you are reading this you know what the Internet is. It is an open network of websites accessible by anyone used to communicate throughout the world. What you may not know is that this isn’t the only ‘Internet’. There is also a hidden one, right underneath your very noses [...]

Many articles on Christwire as of late have told us of the dangers of cat ownership including: *http://christwire.org/2011/05/jackson-galaxy-invites-cat%E2%80%99s-attention-away-from-peeing-in-owner%E2%80%99s-mouth/ *http://christwire.org/2011/04/paul-ryan%E2%80%99s-favorite-cat-food-recipe-incites-p90x-imbroglio/ *http://christwire.org/2010/10/are-your-cats-keeping-you-single/ *http://christwire.org/2011/03/a-cat-for-claire-a-pure-pet-earth-documentary/ *http://christwire.org/2011/03/10-videos-of-evil-cats-turning-on-their-owners/ *http://christwire.org/2011/03/more-proof-your-pet-cat-is-violent-blood-thirsty-and-savage-nasty/ *http://christwire.org/2011/03/pictures-of-house-cats-using-hand-guns-against-their-owners/ *http://christwire.org/2011/03/bully-cat-taunts-innocent-poisonous-snake-with-its-tail/ *http://christwire.org/2011/03/another-cat-becomes-possessed-of-satan/ Now there is a new danger to Humanity from the feline scourge. LOLCATS. So what is a Lolcat? Wikipedia tells us: A lolcat is [...]

*Please send women, children, and especially impressionable teenagers out of the room before viewing the images in these article. While god-fearing Christians are cleaning their homes and shooting their pets, preparing for the Rapture, scheduled October 21 of this year, the rest of the world, heathen for the most part, [...]

In the last few hours, our research team has uncovered breaking news. It seems that MTV star and homogay actor Steve O was warned three times then banned from posting on his fan page because of homogay references. The heathen, better known for being gay on television and getting attention [...]

I’m kind of new to the internets. I don’t have the twitter or the Facebook or the wikipedias, but occasionally I will check and see what’s “trending” as the kids call it. So last night when heroic Americans finally sent Osama Bin Laden where he belongs, I decided to check [...]

In the next few weeks, you will be hearing a lot in the news about E:3, a so-called electronics convention. Most of the news will concern the new console to be announced by homogay video game maker, Nintedo.

There is perversion in the House of Windsor.  It shall fall by the hand of the Almighty, who frowns on all such things.  Today I launched an investigation based on my gut instinct, that the camera work from the Royal Wedding was patently shoddy.  It was clippy and surreal, as [...]

One of the greatest written movies of all time contained the now infamous line: “The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist”  The line instantly reverberates to the reader that if Satan ever revealed his true obvious self to the world that he would [...]

Recently I have noticed an upswing in the use of the word retard amongst the unintelligent. At first I assumed it was due the fact that saying “that’s so gay” is no longer politically correct. This link was found online posted by a common offender . You notice how the [...]

Often times, here at Christwire we preform Christian services for heathen organizations, such as the advice our staunchly Christian interns, Mike Watson and Bryan Blake, have been giving out to the listeners of Green 360 Radio for the past few weeks.

Selena Gomez seems to be cheating on Justin Bieber with closet straight normal Perez Hilton. Perez Hilton tries to act like he’s a Habanero hottie, when in reality he’s just another Democrat silver daddy in the making. His tactic is apparently using the “friendly, bubbly pink cotton candy pajama time” gay friend, [...]