The British are crying their tears today, as America was forced to downgrade their credit rankings. For far too long the British have been living off our coattails, begging for alms ever since we saved them from being conquered during World War II. For all of America’s sacrifice, the British [...]
My fellow comrades: I have come across some dazzling new information about the X and Y Pokemon games and what they contain....
Exactly a year ago I told you people that Australia was an evil god forsaken place. You doubted me. Do you doubt me...
By Eunice W. Trends in social media reveal increased deviant behavior towards animals, cartoons and fantasy creatures....
Mexican President Felip Calderon has launched a new initiative that would coerce the United States to open its border to the country currently known as Mexico. Under Calderon’s bold new plan, Mexico’s official name would be switched from The United States of Mexico to simply ‘Canada’. Calderon argues that over [...]Read more ›
By Rev. Billy Ray Sunday <chrisTwire> Escalating events in the Middle East and at the United Nations this week makes it clear that Iran poses a clear and imminent danger to world peace. President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran in his eighth and final address to the UN General Assembly’s annual [...]Read more ›
In the end history has proven out time and time again that Truman’s decision to destroy these two large Japanese military production complexes’ at Hiroshima and Nagasaki was the right choice.Read more ›
Police Officer Ross Hancock, of the Gwinett County Police was the first to arrive at the Atlanta Golf Center on Beaver Ruin Road. He said Laventure was running all around the range, through a nearby pond, half naked, out of his mind. Hancock’s partner first pulled his pepper spray. Hancock said of the zombie, “He didn’t even wipe his eyes, he just kept them open.”
That’s when the officer pulled out his Taser and the zombie went down, but then got right back up! “We had to Tase him approximately five more times on scene to get him down. It took several officers to hold him down to get him cuffed.” Hancock adds.Read more ›
We need to keep our young ones away from the influence of Wizards and Satan. It’s a crying shame that I have to even say that in God’s America.Read more ›
The vast majority of Americans really don’t think about Canada that much. Why would they? Isn’t it just an arctic wasteland, sparsely populated by uneducated hunter-gatherers who sit shivering in their igloos smoking marijuana and arguing about the price of beaver pelts? Well, yes it is.Read more ›
For four days in May, over Memorial Day weekend, hordes of Devil worshiping, drug crazed evildoers descended upon the unsuspecting city of Baltimore to participate in a bacchanalia of promiscuous sex, drugs, Satanic music, vandalism, arson, and enough horrid perversions in the eyes of the Lord to fill a entire library full of St. Peter’s books. This celebration of death and all that is evil made no bones about it’s purpose, titling itself “Maryland DEATHFEST”!Read more ›
Almost 4 million Americans are now in Europe and many are said to be cowering in their hotel rooms, terrified of the sickening perversion taking place all around them.Read more ›
Skrillex fans are reeling after Norwegian mind terrorist Tommy Life has struck at the world of Dubstep.Read more ›
In the past while, we’ve seen young American ladies begin to embrace a new harlotry, a dangerous side to themselves. Everyone from Mikey Cyrus to that birth control abuser in the news, Sandra Fluke, has gained an unhealthy level of sexual rage. They may find themselves flailing in the sight [...]Read more ›
I have in fact been on a grand missionary trip for christianity and christwire to that dark skinned continent of Africa. Many of you liberals claim that we christwire authors are racist and that we hate the more unfortunate amongst us that are cursed with darker skin. The truth is that I actually have many sin colored friends in life and that are on my facebooks, including many African friends. Many of them have invited me to visit with them and engage in a missionary position with them in their land over the years.Read more ›