Computer Games: Bootcamps of the Dark Lord

March 7, 2012 3:09 pm24 comments

As we venture full throttle into the 21st Century my friends, i worry at the state of our world and especially the future of it. Fifty years ago the world was a very different place. Respect was rampant, pollution was rare. But the ever expanding Digital Age has put our [...]

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Computer Games: Bootcamps of the Dark Lord

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As we venture full throttle into the 21st Century my friends, i worry at the state of our world and especially the future of it. Fifty years ago the world was a very different place. Respect was rampant, pollution was rare. But the ever expanding Digital Age has put our [...]

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Food: Pathway to the Soul?

February 27, 2012 3:06 pm35 comments
Food: Pathway to the Soul?

They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. I myself have never been one to repeat such a statement as i know this phrase to be anotomically incorrect. The heart is in no way directly connected to the stomach. I felt it a useful starting point [...]

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Devil’s Visual Devices (or DVD’s)

February 24, 2012 1:29 am94 comments

Owned, or at the very least, watched – everyone at some point in time over the past 20 or so years has succumbed to the temptation of the DVD. Whether it be to watch a movie, a concert or just something that has been compiled on one of those fandangled [...]

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Flying Rat demon’s calling themselves musicians and spreading evil

February 19, 2012 4:41 pm57 comments

I put this warring up to help other good Christian parents protect their children. For a while now I have been concerned about our daughter. She has been dressing wrongly, taking an interest in unchristian politics and listening to the devils music.   About a year ago we moved to [...]

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Did Scientists Find a UFO on the Ocean Floor?

February 6, 2012 7:11 pm8 comments
Did Scientists Find a UFO on the Ocean Floor?

Is That a UFO on the Ocean Floor? – Chuck D. Finley EUROPE – It is being reported that scientists may have found a UFO on the sea floor of the Baltic Sea’s Gulf of Bothnia, between Sweden and Finland. This isn’t the first time that this news has caused a [...]

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Starbucks: Are You Drinking The Gay?

February 4, 2012 7:29 pm29 comments
Starbucks: Are You Drinking The Gay?

A good Christian must be cautious with their choices of beverages. It’s a dangerous world out there. You don’t want to drink something homosexual, or something hipstersexual, or something liberal and atheist. But only one line of beverages is all three. Starbucks covers the entire unholy trinity, and it is dangerous to America and to the future of your children.

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A Warning To All Good White Christian Men

February 3, 2012 10:07 am230 comments
A Warning To All Good White Christian Men

We live in a humble abode, sleep in separate bedrooms and only lie down with one another for the purpose of procreation, as the good Lord instructs. But I recently discovered something my wife has been hiding from me since the day we met at the A&W almost 40 years ago…

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Scandinavia: Home of Emosexuality, Atheism, and Pretentiousness

February 1, 2012 7:56 pm74 comments
Scandinavia: Home of Emosexuality, Atheism, and Pretentiousness

Scandinavia is a continent full of deceptively beautiful people and deceptively beautiful landscapes. Everyone is tall, blonde, pale and thin. The images we see look like they’re from some fairytale adventure land. But there’s more than meets the eye. Canada’s neighbor to the east, Scandinavia seems to have adopted many of Canada’s sins, but ramped it up to eleven.

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Sinful Aussies Speak Out Against Christwire and God

January 26, 2012 5:53 pm106 comments
Sinful Aussies Speak Out Against Christwire and God

Just as I told you Australians are vile sinful criminals. They are savage people in a savage land. Now they are proving my words and lashing out on youtube against my article of truth and love. Just days ago I published the article The Devil Down Under: Why God Hates [...]

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Hillsong – How this church secretly converts millions to homosexuality

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Hillsong (hillsong.com) is a rapidly growing and highly influential church (particularly in Australia) that is a front for the leftist homosexual agenda. It purports to hate gays as much as any right-minded Christian, with leaders of the church loudly and frequently voicing anti-gay sentiments – but the church’s secret agenda [...]

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Obama Sings Al Green at Apollo, Should be Arrested for Illegal File Sharing

January 21, 2012 1:13 pm33 comments

Obama has promoted socialism in America once again, this time using his own body to illegally distribute Al Green’s classic “Let’s Stay Together”. In a move that shocked industry officials, Obama tricked a crowd of thousands and along with millions of television viewers into illegally hearing the music that Obama [...]

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Mad God Smites Earth for Sins

January 10, 2012 5:54 pm45 comments
Mad God Smites Earth for Sins

Alaska – Cordova, AK is being inundated by snow. In the last few weeks the town has been buried under almost 20 feet of snow. And there is no end in sight. It is so bad here that the states National Guard has been called in, to dig the town [...]

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Danglin’ Fury: One Man’s Hallowed Quest to Save America!

January 1, 2012 2:51 am16 comments
Danglin’ Fury: One Man’s Hallowed Quest to Save America!

Dangling Fury: One Man’s Hallowed Quest to Save America! By Brother Johnathan Bane BJ Ministries Augora Hills, California Sidebar: To my many Christian friends, let me say I am pleased to have recently become part of the Chris†wire flock and delight in having this media available to so many who [...]

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Ed Miliband Declares David Cameron’s Kiss with Barack Obama Brings ‘Depression Era Despair’

December 29, 2011 2:46 am2 comments
Ed Miliband Declares David Cameron’s Kiss with Barack Obama Brings ‘Depression Era Despair’

The shocking moment when David Cameron was caught giving Barack Obama more than a pecking kiss on the lips.   Is this the moment that solidified the new Great Depression of the modern age? At least one politician in the United Kingdom has his head on straight.  In a planned statement, [...]

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