Food: Pathway to the Soul?

February 27, 2012 3:06 pm35 comments
Food: Pathway to the Soul?

They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. I myself have never been one to repeat such a statement as i know this phrase to be anotomically incorrect. The heart is in no way directly connected to the stomach. I felt it a useful starting point [...]

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Shocking Truth Revealed… Danica Patrick is a Man!!!

February 26, 2012 11:00 pm13 comments
Shocking Truth Revealed… Danica Patrick is a Man!!!

I informed my contact that as an investigative journalist for one of the top Christian conservative publications in the nation I just couldn’t take her word for it. I would need solid indisputable evidence before I could make something as sensational as this public.

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Is Pyramid Scheming Mormon Billionaire Frank VanderSloot Secretly Using Mitt Romney’s Candidacy to Promote Occultism and Pedophilia?

February 17, 2012 10:03 pm82 comments
Is Pyramid Scheming Mormon Billionaire Frank VanderSloot Secretly Using Mitt Romney’s Candidacy to Promote Occultism and Pedophilia?

The machinations of America’s billionaires have become a hot topic this presidential campaign season. Barack Obama has the likes of George Soros firmly planted in his back pocket and independent-minded citizens are duly outraged. Yet on the other side, there is one man whose influence raises warning flags of corruption and an endgame that can be described as nothing less than apocalyptic.

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Despite Years of Sodomy and Scandal, Elite Pepperdine University Remains Steadfast in Banning Homosexuality

7:15 pm41 comments
Despite Years of Sodomy and Scandal, Elite Pepperdine University Remains Steadfast in Banning Homosexuality

Nestled in the lush, ostentatious hills of Malibu, California, Pepperdine University has long been a fortress of academic conservatism. Its Christian principles stand in righteous contrast to the jet set Hollywood types who call the nearby beaches their playground. Indeed, one can spy the luxury sex palace of 70s musical icon Cher from Pepperdine’s mountainside perch. Billionaire homosexual David Geffen’s waterfront mansion, with its revolving door of South American male models, is frustratingly close.

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Under Investigation for Campaign Finance Violations, Viacom Cancels Stephen Colbert’s “Colbert Report”

February 16, 2012 1:32 pm78 comments
Under Investigation for Campaign Finance Violations, Viacom Cancels Stephen Colbert’s “Colbert Report”

Years of political mudslinging and questionable financial schemes have finally caught with popular Comedy Central host Stephen Colbert. Sources inside the Federal Election Commission have revealed that an investigation was launched some weeks ago and has now garnered the interest of the FBI. According to the website Politico.com…

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Is My Child Engaging In Oral Sodomy?

February 15, 2012 2:06 pm82 comments
Is My Child Engaging In Oral Sodomy?

In a world full of angry liberals, flashy homosexuals and jolly fat men obsessed with technicolor ponies, it’s no surprise that many of our more misguided youth are engaging in unGodly intimate procedures. However, it hasn’t been this bleak in American schools since the 80s. The sinning is getting even stranger and much more macabre.

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Anatomy of a Teen-aged Thrill Killer

February 11, 2012 3:04 am69 comments
Anatomy of a Teen-aged Thrill Killer

It is a horrific crime for such a young girl to carry out, but even more shocking is the premeditation Bustamante exhibited. With her large pretty eyes, beautiful auburn hair and freckled face Bustamante admitted that she killed Olten… “Just to see what it felt like.”

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Is Tumblr Stealing The Souls of Your Children?

February 6, 2012 12:26 pm65 comments
Is Tumblr Stealing The Souls of Your Children?

Tumblr is a dangerous website on the interweb that your child may be lurking on. As the most popular blogging platform on earth, it has lured many young teens into its clutches. Unfortunately, it harbors an extremely homoerotic leaning and contains dangerous media that children of any age should be exposed to. It is extremely malicious and will steal your child’s feelings, replacing them with sexualized isolation. Your child may become robotic and obsessed with gay porn. Tumblr is a predator, a predator gaining in liberal popularity.

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Starbucks: Are You Drinking The Gay?

February 4, 2012 7:29 pm29 comments
Starbucks: Are You Drinking The Gay?

A good Christian must be cautious with their choices of beverages. It’s a dangerous world out there. You don’t want to drink something homosexual, or something hipstersexual, or something liberal and atheist. But only one line of beverages is all three. Starbucks covers the entire unholy trinity, and it is dangerous to America and to the future of your children.

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Are Atheists Capable of Love? Again, NO

February 2, 2012 2:26 pm441 comments
Are Atheists Capable of Love? Again, NO

The question of love seems to be on the minds of many this time of year. Perhaps due to the cold weather and abrupt lull in sporting events, after the Superbowl and before March Madness, the minds of many turn to thoughts of love. Of course Christians are capable of [...]

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Scandinavia: Home of Emosexuality, Atheism, and Pretentiousness

February 1, 2012 7:56 pm74 comments
Scandinavia: Home of Emosexuality, Atheism, and Pretentiousness

Scandinavia is a continent full of deceptively beautiful people and deceptively beautiful landscapes. Everyone is tall, blonde, pale and thin. The images we see look like they’re from some fairytale adventure land. But there’s more than meets the eye. Canada’s neighbor to the east, Scandinavia seems to have adopted many of Canada’s sins, but ramped it up to eleven.

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Hidden Behind the Cross – Exclusive to ChrisTwire

January 30, 2012 11:14 pm22 comments
Hidden Behind the Cross – Exclusive to ChrisTwire

† Hidden Behind the Cross† Wal-Mart… Satan’s Outpost of Hell on Earth! An Exclusive Report to chris†wire…   By Brother Johnathan Bane BJ Ministries Augora Hills, California   January 30, 2012   Sidebar: ¹“Today I’m ready to join the ranks of all right–thinking people the world over in declaring Wal-Mart [...]

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How science and ‘’rational thinking’’ gave birth to racism.

January 29, 2012 1:41 am114 comments
How science and ‘’rational thinking’’ gave birth to racism.

   It is often said that religion is what causes racism, some associate good god fearing religious conservatives with bigotry and racism, how many times have we read bad accusations of racism being purported against religious conservatives by badly educated liberal kids. The purpose of this scholarly article is to [...]

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Hillsong – How this church secretly converts millions to homosexuality

January 26, 2012 5:51 pm4 comments

Hillsong (hillsong.com) is a rapidly growing and highly influential church (particularly in Australia) that is a front for the leftist homosexual agenda. It purports to hate gays as much as any right-minded Christian, with leaders of the church loudly and frequently voicing anti-gay sentiments – but the church’s secret agenda [...]

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Liberal Hypocrisies Within Science, Big Bang Theory Disproves Global Warming

5:51 pm28 comments
Liberal Hypocrisies Within Science, Big Bang Theory Disproves Global Warming

Any Good Christian knows that God created the world. God created the world perfectly, with Moral Americans giving him emotional support; with Canadians, Europeans, Australians, Asians and Blacks to laugh at; with hipstersexuals and emosexuals to present him with a fun challenge, basically they’re the villains in his video game; and a labyrinth known as the countries and continents completing it for his own personal enjoyment. However, the incessant liberals dispute this, arguing that we can’t prove the existence of God and that it simply happened as a result of the Big Bang. Ignoring the fact that the theory is a double entendre that seems to want us to believe that a bunch of particles are engaging in an orgy, that’s illogical, to steal a quote from my fictional nemesis Spock. Something cannot come from nothing.

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