Requisite image of a smarmy, yet trendy, iPhone 5 user looking away in aloof disinterest at the fact he’s taking a picture in a major ad campaign, his feigned arrogance flying in contrast with the overpriced foreign clothing he’s tediously picked for the photo shoot. Apple customers.   It is well [...]

Addiction comes in many shapes and forms. In recent years, we have seen a rise in obsessive video gaming so severe that it leads to health problems and even suicide. The internet itself has become a dangerous meeting place, allowing pedophile predators direct access to our children’s private lives. Nowhere [...]

State of Georgia Caught Importing Drug Sodium Thiopental from Fake UK Business Operated behind a London Warehouse, Planned to Use Illegal Drug to  Troy Davis in Early January Sodium thiopental is a drug that was traditionally used to kill criminals in America until the only American company that produced the [...]

Last night before I went to bed I decided to check my facebook account, and it seems that little demonic imp Mark Zuckerberg was up to it again. Making changes and perverting things from their natural order. I was very annoyed. As I awoke this morning I again checked my [...]

It looks like big journalism has finally caught up with Joe McGinniss. For years, the ignominious Irishman has been crafting tales that reek of malted myth-making and shrewd self-promotion. From “The Selling of the President, 1968” to “The Last Brother,” the author has been alternately celebrated and vilified by the [...]

It probably doesn’t surprise many that the Authors of Christwire are almost universally Republicans. We are conservative when it comes to God, society, culture and many other things. So we are looking for conservative leaders to lead this nation starting in 2012. But with the choice of so many candidates [...]

CHRISTWIRE HACKED BY 4-CHAN AND EMO FAGS! Attention: This is a Christwire breaking story! This article is part 1 of a series I will do as more information comes in. In case you haven’t noticed, An article stating that emo bands are “awesome” was posted over the weekend. As I [...]

As you all know, I was recently married to my beautiful wife Claire. Things turned sour, maily due to her 402 cats, and I filed for divorce. After talking with my high priced lawyer, I found that I can get an annulment instead of a divorce. What this means for [...]

Todays Forecast = Sodomy with a Strong Chance of Death – Chuck D. Finley Maumelle, Arkansas – KARK 4 News weatherman, Brett Cummins has had the party of his life. On Monday, Cummins went to a party thrown by John Barbour around 11 at night. He was accompanied by “friend” [...]

The award winning team of journalists here at Christwire have recently uncovered a scandal in suburban white neighborhoods. A video game for the gay Playstation console with the racist name “Black Ops” has been teaching young children how to do Columbine-like activities right under the noses of good parents all [...]

  Both are/were angry speakers Hitler was angry at the Jews, Mr. Obama, however, is angry at the Anglo-Christian Republican Right in this country. He got Glenn Beck fired simply because he was a white guy. I’ll bet that when Hitler started he got some guy fired for being a [...]

As if there is nothing unusually immoral about a group of degenerate radioactively orange tinted Italians who relish in the most festering must of bedroom acts, yesterday we found more proof that the cast of Jersey Shore may be demented. Why would any sane person beat their head into the wall and [...]

In creepy news today, Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi is apparently a candidate for Law and Order: SVU’s Detective Stabler to punch in the face. In addition to being a psychotic dictator who enjoys rending the flesh of his political enemies with fire and hot objects, Gadaffi is also a creepy [...]

“Bodies in conflict wage battle in the square ring. The scent of sweat, warm spandex and hairy backs spice the air with a lingering sexual funk as a rabbit punch to the nose. This is low brow, land-of-lost-toys wrestling. Forget about the high production and fancy costumes of the WWF. [...]

For many Christians, the study of the scriptures inevitably leads to a focus on the body as a temple for God’s word. A beautiful human body in motion or a rest can be visually uplifting or even incite prayer and belief in God’s grace. The body truly is a stunning [...]