August 7, 2011 4:28 am
Usually questions of faith are handled by other members of the christwire community, but a facebook friend asked me this in a private message and I thought I would respond to him on here. Dear Sister Susan: I am a man in my early 40s. I am married and have [...]
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July 30, 2011 4:40 pm
US Government Intelligence Uncovers Operation Snowfire, Chinese Planning to Brainwash American College Girls in China to Become Feminist Lucretia, Changing Gold Price with Monex and Congressional Pant Tingling Geishas are a terrifying breed of Chinese spy women who are trained seductresses. Glamming up in enough make-up and dresses to give [...]
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July 29, 2011 6:16 pm
Mike Watson may be contacted at The Holymailbox or his facebook for questions and addendums regarding this shocking story. Eyes perpetually glossed with the most addictive marijuana residues and spirits all but defunct, the mouths of naive Electronic Daisy raver chicks chirp open in sexual glee as they wait to [...]
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3:26 pm
The mangy Mexicans are up to their old tricks again, this time trying to sneak into America by stealing all of our Facebook passwords. Frustrated with the continually shoddy coding and Portuguese gibberish on Orkut.com, a team of rarely seen Mexican web coders designed the “Faizbook” code that is now [...]
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July 28, 2011 3:18 pm
Sots NBC is being regaled as the potential saving grace for wise American investment. But is the show instead a primer for Americans slowly accepting Chinese power and prestige in the new century. Squawk on the street, or SOTS CNBC, is a new television show that is supposed to give [...]
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July 27, 2011 9:48 pm
As much as that title is long the debauchery stands stiff and tall into today’s look at America’s newest Sin Rag, L.A. Weekly. Staffed by a troop of defunct, drug-tingling comic writers for College Humor and a few beatnik beachside degenerates working for coffee and a cot to get of [...]
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9:02 pm
Does a secret FDR Power Group still exist in America and are there those who want to see the rise of Stalin and Mao in this nation? Democrats. Soviets. Communists. These three words are the bane of capitalism. When this Godly Nation was founded in 1776 as One Nation, Under [...]
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July 26, 2011 4:47 pm
There used to be a point in time when cell phones were the tools of the working. We would use these mobile devices to inform our boss if there was a traffic delaying us from getting to work on time. We could give the wife a quick call to see [...]
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July 19, 2011 9:51 pm
America’s Got Talent’s Piers Morgan and NBC lead conspiracy to debrand America’s strongest bastion for Republican news, Fox News, and it’s Golden Knight, Mr. Rupert Murdoch. The left wing media whore machine is on the prowl again. With 2012 just around the corner, the liberal horders of yellow journalism know [...]
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2:56 am
Have you ever heard of a “feminist”? A feminist is a type of female atheist who worships human women instead of worshipping God. Feminist brains are so filled with liberal muck that they have forgotten the difference between men and women. Many feminists will try to tell you that “men” [...]
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July 18, 2011 2:43 pm
A recent study by the University of York Tech State reveals that 4 out of 5 US tv journalists are suffering from Post-Casey-Anthony Partum Depression. The clinical signs are staggeringly obvious in qualitative analysis. After simply reviewing newscasts from television journalists most intertwined within the Casey Anthony trial, researchers were [...]
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July 17, 2011 11:59 pm
Recently I took time out of my busy schedule, running campaigns and browbeating liberals into submission, to have a talk with Cory and Lex from Green960 radio. I figured we could have a nice little chat and I could help our interns explain exactly what we do here at Christwire.org, [...]
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July 16, 2011 11:29 pm
When Bryan first exposed Cochella fest, I thought he had found the bottom of the barrel when it came to the debauchery that the younger generation in this great nation are capable of, the uncontrolled flow of homogay energy into unsuspecting young teens and children. I honestly thought that things [...]
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7:13 pm
As you may have heard today, there are billions of dollars worth of treasury department unclaimed bonds. Most of these date from WWII. The federal treasury has been holding onto these bonds and now actually face legal action from states. Like you, my question is does any of that money [...]
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7:10 pm
The good folks over at Dateline MSNBC.com have an interesting report titled Do You Have Money Waiting?, aka, you could already be rich. In an economy where gas is topping $4 a gallon and food is steadily increasing in price too, free money sounds better than ever. Right? So what’s [...]
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