Does Enjoying a Bowel Movement Make You Gay?

August 7, 2011 4:28 am88 comments
Does Enjoying a Bowel Movement Make You Gay?

Usually questions of faith are handled by other members of the christwire community, but a facebook friend asked me this in a private message and I thought I would respond to him on here. Dear Sister Susan: I am a man in my early 40s. I am married and have [...]

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Operation Snowfire: Chinese Feminist Lucretia Changing Gold Price with Monex, Congressional Trouser Tingling

July 30, 2011 4:40 pm14 comments
Operation Snowfire:  Chinese Feminist Lucretia Changing Gold Price with Monex, Congressional Trouser Tingling

US Government Intelligence Uncovers Operation Snowfire, Chinese Planning to Brainwash American College Girls in China to Become Feminist Lucretia, Changing Gold Price with Monex and Congressional Pant Tingling Geishas are a terrifying breed of Chinese spy women who are trained seductresses. Glamming up in enough make-up and dresses to give [...]

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Electric Daisy Electronic Dance Raver Orgy Leaves 100s Sodomized, Drugged in Hollywood (DJ Kaskade Tweets at Mann’s Chinese Theater)

July 29, 2011 6:16 pm649 comments
Electric Daisy Electronic Dance Raver Orgy Leaves 100s Sodomized, Drugged in Hollywood (DJ Kaskade Tweets at Mann’s Chinese Theater)

Mike Watson may be contacted at The Holymailbox or his facebook for questions and addendums regarding this shocking story. Eyes perpetually glossed with the most addictive marijuana residues and spirits all but defunct, the mouths of naive Electronic Daisy raver chicks chirp open in sexual glee as they wait to [...]

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Do Not Fall For Mexican Faizbook Scheme

3:26 pm7 comments
Do Not Fall For Mexican Faizbook Scheme

The mangy Mexicans are up to their old tricks again, this time trying to sneak into America by stealing all of our Facebook passwords. Frustrated with the continually shoddy coding and Portuguese gibberish on Orkut.com, a team of rarely seen Mexican web coders designed the “Faizbook” code that is now [...]

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Is Sots CNBC Stock Market Watch Really Just a Chinese Communist Primer? sots.cnbc.com

July 28, 2011 3:18 pm8 comments
Is Sots CNBC Stock Market Watch Really Just a Chinese Communist Primer?  sots.cnbc.com

Sots NBC is being regaled as the potential saving grace for wise American investment. But is the show instead a primer for Americans slowly accepting Chinese power and prestige in the new century. Squawk on the street, or SOTS CNBC, is a new television show that is supposed to give [...]

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LA Weekly Now Forcing Hot College Girls to Dress in Sultry DC and Marvel Comic Costumes, Have Hot Steamy Fights in the Street and then Upload the Photos to Facebook

July 27, 2011 9:48 pm8 comments
LA Weekly Now Forcing Hot College Girls to Dress in Sultry DC and Marvel Comic Costumes, Have Hot Steamy Fights in the Street and then Upload the Photos to Facebook

As much as that title is long the debauchery stands stiff and tall into today’s look at America’s newest Sin Rag, L.A. Weekly. Staffed by a troop of defunct, drug-tingling comic writers for College Humor and a few beatnik beachside degenerates working for coffee and a cot to get of [...]

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Is FDR Power Group Behind American’s Stale Economy?

9:02 pm10 comments
Is FDR Power Group Behind American’s Stale Economy?

Does a secret FDR Power Group still exist in America and are there those who want to see the rise of Stalin and Mao in this nation? Democrats. Soviets. Communists. These three words are the bane of capitalism. When this Godly Nation was founded in 1776 as One Nation, Under [...]

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Is Boost Mobile The New Fried Chicken of Cell Phones?

July 26, 2011 4:47 pm13 comments
Is Boost Mobile The New Fried Chicken of Cell Phones?

There used to be a point in time when cell phones were the tools of the working.  We would use these mobile devices to inform our boss if there was a traffic delaying us from getting to work on time.  We could give the wife a quick call to see [...]

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News Corp Murdoch Scandal, A Piers Morgan Led Liberal NBC Euro Conspiracy

July 19, 2011 9:51 pm13 comments
News Corp Murdoch Scandal, A Piers Morgan Led Liberal NBC Euro Conspiracy

America’s Got Talent’s Piers Morgan and NBC lead conspiracy to debrand America’s strongest bastion for Republican news, Fox News, and it’s Golden Knight, Mr. Rupert Murdoch. The left wing media whore machine is on the prowl again. With 2012 just around the corner, the liberal horders of yellow journalism know [...]

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Feminism is the Same as Satanism

2:56 am107 comments
Feminism is the Same as Satanism

Have you ever heard of a “feminist”? A feminist is a type of female atheist who worships human women instead of worshipping God. Feminist brains are so filled with liberal muck that they have forgotten the difference between men and women. Many feminists will try to tell you that “men” [...]

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Study: 4/5 TV Journalists Suffering from Post-Casey-Anthony Partum Depression

July 18, 2011 2:43 pm2 comments
Study:  4/5 TV Journalists Suffering from Post-Casey-Anthony Partum Depression

A recent study by the University of York Tech State reveals that 4 out of 5 US tv journalists are suffering from Post-Casey-Anthony Partum Depression.  The clinical signs are staggeringly obvious in qualitative analysis. After simply reviewing newscasts from television journalists most intertwined within the Casey Anthony trial, researchers were [...]

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Why Are Cory And Lex Of Green960 Radio Afraid Of Alex Keating?

July 17, 2011 11:59 pm15 comments
Why Are Cory And Lex Of Green960 Radio Afraid Of Alex Keating?

Recently I took time out of my busy schedule, running campaigns and browbeating liberals into submission, to have a talk with Cory and Lex from Green960 radio. I figured we could have a nice little chat and I could help our interns explain exactly what we do here at Christwire.org, [...]

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Videos Games: The threat leaves home.

July 16, 2011 11:29 pm33 comments
Videos Games: The threat leaves home.

When Bryan first exposed Cochella fest, I thought he had found the bottom of the barrel when it came to the debauchery that the younger generation in this great nation are capable of, the uncontrolled flow of homogay energy into unsuspecting young teens and children. I honestly thought that things [...]

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Treasury Department Unclaimed Bonds, Billions of Dollars Unclaimed

7:13 pm1 comment

As you may have heard today, there are billions of dollars worth of treasury department unclaimed bonds.  Most of these date from WWII. The federal treasury has been holding onto these bonds and now actually face legal action from states.  Like you, my question is does any of that money [...]

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Dateline MSNBC.com Wants To Make You Rich with Oodles of Money

7:10 pm7 comments

The good folks over at Dateline MSNBC.com have an interesting report titled Do You Have Money Waiting?, aka, you could already be rich.  In an economy where gas is topping $4 a gallon and food is steadily increasing in price too, free money sounds better than ever.  Right? So what’s [...]

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