New York’s Health Department today announced that if you engage in homosexualist backside dallying, you need to be vaccinated for meningitis. This adds to the already long list of Gay Bowel Diseases caused by the sinful act of poo-pushing. For years, we at Christwire have warned of the consequences of [...]

IT’S no secret that cyclists are the most annoying, irresponsible, anti-social, smug, self-righteous hipster scofflaws on our roads. Whether you’re a pedestrian or you drive a 22-wheel road train delivering new Hummers to the local dealership, you know very well the sinister scourge of the cyclist. These self-styled “lycra louts” are [...]

Recently, I wrote about a bakery in Portland, Oregon that was being unfairly protested, and now it seems that a Florist in Richland, Washington is suffering the same fate. The woman, Baronelle Stutzman, told her longtime homosexualist customer, of over 20 years, that she could not supply flowers for his [...]

Everyone is hard at work making their New Year’s resolutions. I wonder why that is? Do you think it has anything to do with copious consumption ravaged by the average overweight American? New Year’s resolutions are a product of a country in deep denial. The problem is this: greed, gluttony [...]

The biggest event of 2012 is right around the corner ; Armageddon is December 21st and  everyone’s going! But the question on most lips is what to wear. How you look is going to matter A LOT , but dressing for functionality and comfort will never be so important. As [...]

  Here at The Institute for Moral Consumerism, we’ve spent countless hours researching the latest hot toys to hit the market, just in time for the holidays. The ladies at church ask, ” Eunice, why would you spend eight weeks locked in a cellar with 3,000 inappropriate  toys?” Why, you [...]

By Mark E. Figs Yes. Everyone knows that Twitter is a cyberspace hangout for steampunks, web-rebels and porno freaks, all of whom hangout in chat forums and sin against the Bible by tweeting on Sunday. With all of the depraved sinners (Garfield, Skrillex, Doug The Bounty Hunter) on Twitter , [...]

Several days ago, a new meme appeared on Facebook and it involved a young woman named Amanda Todd.  If you do not know about Amanda Todd, you can read about the backstory here, but I just want to say I am so shocked and appalled by how some people are [...]

Well, I warned all of you.  I told you the meaning of the Japanese word anime, how it didn’t just mean ‘animation’.  I told you the day would come, when your daughters would literally turn into little anime fantasies and then do all sorts of wide-eyed, terrible things.  Well now [...]

More and more, children’s school libraries are moving away from good books like the Bible and towards sickening material that could hurt children on their path to Jesus.  Schools want to pervert children while they are still tender enough to enjoy the touch of Jesus’ hand.  However, as Christwire parents, [...]

There is something that has really been bugging me. Why do you Christians all believe in a book that is over two thousand years old? I get that there is the whole factor of life after death, which provides security for people who don’t want to die. I get that [...]