Wisconsin Governor, Scott Walker, innocently accepted a call from whom he thought was a conservative supporter, but in fact was a poe-holer. Because conservatives and fundamentalist have a built in immunity to poe-holing, much has been written and reported regarding the 20 minute conversation between the Wisconsin governor and Ian [...]

After countless scandals of corruption and perversions New York City Councilwoman Julissa Ferreras is again making headlines. In a show of typical feminazi hatred she is using Craig’s List to sell Queens statue, “Triumph of Civic Virtue”, according to AP wire reports. The statue, crafted more than 100 years ago, [...]

Teacher Whores are ruining the promise of America by increasing unemployment, home foreclosures, killing babies, hating Jesus and increasing crime. All of the fiscal and moral issues ripping apart the greatest country in the world are due to the collectively bargaining teacher whores that put all of us in harm’s [...]

I am going to tell you a story about a man named Carlos Estevez. He was born in New York in 1965. Although he grew up in a prominent family (Liberal of course) Carlos had a penchant for trouble. He was headed down a bad path.

Dear friends, as I woke up today to get an early started on my Thank Goodness it is Friday show, I saw horror terrorist at the gas pump.  Prices said $3.97!  $3.97 per gallon and it is sick.  I remember when President Bush was in office it all cost not [...]

Only weeks ago, we looked into a dangerous new trend where school girls were taking pictures of themselves in Batman panties and sharing them with millions of strangers on Facebook. Was there a comic book writer’s nerdy scheme behind the uncouth antics? Or was it a deeper cultural impact these [...]

In a satan-like, disturbing, left wing surprise move, Planned Parenthood announced it’s “buy five, get one free” abortion campaign this week. “We hope these cards will encourage young women to get the sexual education and abortions necessary to sustain our mission.” Cecile Richards, current president of Planned Parenthood of America [...]

The Sleeping Dragon of Red Chinese Communism has awakened and  it has already found the most deadly fire to rain upon the home of each and every American. China has long sought to overtake America, but like the rest of the world cowers beneath the clouds of our nuclear might. [...]

Since women invented sin 6000 years ago in the garden, people have been trying to use oral sex as a way to defy Gods command to go forth and multiply. Now secular science is finally catching up to what we have long known. Oral sex is a deadly sin. “Adolescents [...]

Auburn University school officials have confirmed that urine from the drunken co-eds during the last celebration January 10 has been identified as the “herbicide” that will likely kill the Oaks trees of historic Toomer’s Corner. Officials also commented that the urine was deliberately applied in lethal amounts and there is [...]

Babies. They are adorable blessings that suck the life out of a struggling economy. Governor Sarah Palin recently reversed her position on milk sack feeding from supportive to an economic need for those unmarried baby-mammas too lazy to get up and get to work. While the urine stream liberal media [...]

It is common knowledge that physicians and psychologists form a crucial part of our fearsome military force under President Bush. In this Christwire special, William (Bill) Stephens speaks with Dr. Hank Kirsch who served at Abu Ghraib before honorably retiring last year to spend time with his children on a [...]

Over 400 years ago they came, hands shackled to keep them from jumping off the boat in fear of the scary, big water.  Never before had they seen such wonders:  sailing ships, thatched roofs and seasoned food.  The original Afircan-Americans were innocent in their knowledge, yet deadly in their potential. [...]

The Valentine’s Day issue of the best fish wrapping paper ever produced, The New York Times, included an editorial from SCOTT TUROW, PAUL AIKEN and JAMES SHAPIRO entitled, “Would the Bard Have Survived the Web?” These three wise men attempt to pander around some lame imaginary relationship between how intellectual [...]

Muslim pirate teenager Abduwali Abdukhadir Muse was sentenced New York today to 34 years in federal prison for piracy on the high-seas. During his sentence he revealed how his Muslim leaders forced him into attacking America against his will: I’m sorry very much for what happened to victims on ship. [...]