Asians Attempt to Destroy Sun: Ruin Solar System for Caucasians

February 15, 2011 4:42 pm94 comments
Asians Attempt to Destroy Sun: Ruin Solar System for Caucasians

In another unforeseen consequence of the Tower of Babel, a new link in a in a long assault chain on mankind has been revealed. Asia has long been a pestilence on the rest of the world. Among its history shines: SARS Giant Robots Pearl Harbor Sex toys aimed at kids [...]

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God Tosses Mubarak Into a Coma

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The mean Pharoah of Foolishness has fallen and the Egyptian people are now free from a dictator. Now with Mubarak out of the mix, we can next cripple the Egyptian army with a mighty explosion that ushers in a new era of peace. It is said that change is swift [...]

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Gawker Political Culture Vulture Max Reed Soars Under the Liberal Media Radar

February 14, 2011 6:04 pm8 comments
Gawker Political Culture Vulture Max Reed Soars Under the Liberal Media Radar

Praise click of the day goes to Max Read. Including his name and a quote from our beloved Speaker of the house John Boehner, Max Reed, Gawker blogger, honorably used 213 words and irony laced bloggard-fu to highlight the truth behind Barry’s birth certificate, the promise of American democracy and [...]

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Catholics Launch Black Ops in Support of Homo-Gay Agenda

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Catholics Launch Black Ops in Support of Homo-Gay Agenda

In a recent article here on ChristWire, it was reported a homosexual bully in the UK was acting as David to the Catholic Church’s Goliath. For anyone with a true anointing of scriptural knowledge it is clear the Catholics are still pandering to the Homo-gay agenda, actively recruiting homo-gays into [...]

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When Wikipedia Wilts: an interview with a Conservapedia Editor

February 13, 2011 8:44 pm66 comments
When Wikipedia Wilts: an interview with a Conservapedia Editor

Dallas, Texas. In this Christwire special, William (Bill) Stephens caught up with a long-time Editor with Conservapedia, the online collaborative Christian encyclopedia. Citing Christian humility, the Editor has requested anonymity. BS: Thank you for taking the time out of your busy day for an interview with Christwire. Ed: My pleasure. [...]

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Justin Bieber Bald Head Shows Further Dip into Socialist Lesbianism

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Justin Bieber Bald Head Shows Further Dip into Socialist Lesbianism

Justin Bieber has fallen to a class two lesbian, one matching the likes of Sinead O’Connor. It remains largely speculative as to why Justin Bieber shaved his head, but insider reports reveal “Diddy” has made statements indicating a “Church of Justin” will be started soon. No word on if this [...]

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iConfess: Homosexual Bullying

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iConfess: Homosexual Bullying

A homosexual bully in the UK is sticking his manicured claws into the burgeoning popularity of a required iPhone application, “Confession: A Roman Catholic App” because one of the questions in the review of conscience is “Have I been guilty of any homosexual activity?” and the application just jumped to [...]

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In “Everything… Dinosaur Sex” Author Defies the Smithsonian, Thumbs Nose at Evolution Hoax

February 11, 2011 4:40 pm46 comments
In “Everything… Dinosaur Sex” Author Defies the Smithsonian, Thumbs Nose at Evolution Hoax

In a recent article published by the Smithsonian; while rife with liberal, Atheist, junk science editing and misinformation; Brian Switek deftly supports claims made by many evangelicals. The author, obviously a devout Christian and evangelical, provides conclusive evidence of the existence of God’s hand in the 6,000 year history of [...]

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Biographies of the Christwire Authors!

February 10, 2011 7:19 pm131 comments

Abe Goodman Mr. Abe Goodman was born and raised on a cow farm in Goatlove, Arkansas and currently resides in a trailer next door. At the age of 18 he attended the Goatlove School for Mental Handicaps and received a degree in Oatmeal Spitting. At age 20 he married his [...]

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Fellacio: Is It Really Like Flowers for Men?

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Fellacio: Is It Really Like Flowers for Men?

Valentine’s Day is fast approaching. For American Christian women this is a blessed day to review the Song of Solomon, iron that Catholic Schoolgirl outfit and plan a day of romance. While beyond the understanding of Atheist (see “Are Atheist Capable of Love: No. Happy Valentine’s Day“), Christians have celebrated [...]

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Sex Toys Smuggled into American Schools

February 9, 2011 1:43 pm24 comments
Sex Toys Smuggled into American Schools

Sex toys are being smuggled into American schools with something sinister from Japan. See pictures below for how Pearl Harbor has never been forgotten. The yellow menace continues to seek Tora Tora Tora through our innocent children. Bananas are used to lull unsuspecting American Mothers across the nation into making [...]

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Stop Equating Homosexuality with Pedophila and Bestiality

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The notion that homosexuality is no better than pedophila or bestiality, or that homosexuals engage in both of those behaviors, is simply wrong and insulting. Christian Conservatives love to use the old “If gays can marry, then I can marry the box turtle that lives down the street” excuse when [...]

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ObamaCare Pharmacy Gives Pregnant Woman Abortion Pill

February 8, 2011 3:07 pm4 comments

Horror grips a local community, after an area Safeway pharmacy gave a woman the wrong prescription.   The name of the medicine is methotrexate, a prescription drug used in a treatment regimen for chemotherapy patents. The drug has one other use:  early term abortions. While this particular story is heartwreching [...]

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What Recession???

February 7, 2011 3:47 pm5 comments

Movies, tv shows and all sorts of reports surfacing over the internet and the more traditional avenues of spreading news (newspaper, radio, magazines) have been bombarding us with doom and gloom on our economy. Foreclosures, job loss and such seem to support this claim but I must say that for [...]

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Are Atheists Capable of Love?: No. Happy Valentine’s Day!

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Are Atheists Capable of Love?: No. Happy Valentine’s Day!

The short answer to this question is no, Atheists are not capable of love because in fact and practice love requires thinking outside of their own interests and experience as well as expressing an emotional maturity beyond their ability. They just can’t help it.   Romans 1:21 – Because that, [...]

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