Switzerland Makes Terror Threats Against President Bush, Issues Warrant for “Crimes against Humanity”

February 6, 2011 9:16 am11 comments
Candid in a rare still, sage and gentle President George W. Bush has a pensive moment.  In even the minds of mighty leaders, moments of reflection come to surface.

Some have called him the Stoic Knight of American Virtue.  Others, the Burning Bush of Freedom, who sat high upon a post of morality in the Hill of Washington, D.C., extolling unprecedented parables of virtue and decency for the world to follow. History shall regal him as the Last Son [...]

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Has Science Gone Too Far with the “Skin Gun”? : Is Aborted Fetus Stem Cell Juice Next?

February 4, 2011 1:00 pm15 comments
Has Science Gone Too Far with the “Skin Gun”? : Is Aborted Fetus Stem Cell Juice Next?

http://dvice.com/archives/2011/02/healing-burns-i.php Recent news of a “Skin Gun” burn treatment, reported on You Tube by the liberally funded National Geographic, has Christians in the United States wondering if scientists have gone too far in their actions to rationalize the use of stem cells, which are dependent on free sale abortion. The [...]

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Christian Chicken Eaten Out by Lesbian: Is Citizens United Clearing the Table?

February 3, 2011 7:21 pm7 comments
Christian Chicken Eaten Out by Lesbian: Is Citizens United Clearing the Table?

In an earlier ChristWire exclusive post, “Men Beware, The Gays Are Out To Get You!”, Dan Nordgren filed an initial report on the Chic-Fil-A scandal. This is a follow up to that story. The Sunday edition of NewYork City’s leading liberal and homo-gay newspaper, The New York Times, reported on [...]

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Punxsutawney Phil 2011: Latest Victim of Evolution Hoax?

7:20 pm21 comments
Punxsutawney Phil 2011: Latest Victim of Evolution Hoax?

Feb 2, 2011 – Google searches for “Punxsutawney Phil” were at an all time high today as school children across the nation learned that he is the latest victim of the Leftist Evolution Hoax. According to evolutionists, the type of groundhog used to predict the weather is not the same [...]

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Willie Nelson, Snoop Dog and the College Voter Marijuana Conspiracy

12:26 pm38 comments
Willie Nelson, Snoop Dog and the College Voter Marijuana Conspiracy

The recent surge in marijuana advocacy across the United States has caught many social conservatives off guard. In states like California and Massachusetts, proponents of so-called “medical pot” are opening the door to a much larger push to decriminalize cultivation and personal use across the country. At first this movement [...]

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I Love You Glenn Beck, But I’m Afraid

February 2, 2011 12:12 pm42 comments
I Love You Glenn Beck, But I’m Afraid

Glenn, we love you, we really do. For conservatives like me, you’re that big warm friend who holds us close when the world seems to be spinning out of control. You’re the man with the words (words of devasting brilliance!) when the rest of us are too tongue-tied with rage [...]

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Christian Perfect Resume: How to Beat the Obama Unemployment Scourge

February 1, 2011 7:57 pm31 comments
Christian Perfect Resume: How to Beat the Obama Unemployment Scourge

For unemployed Christians watching the SOTU address, the mocking tone and beady gaze of the Commander and Chief and liberal messiah as he talked about WTF solutions to unemployment in the United States of America was a cold reminder of the second place citizen status of Christians in Obama’s America. [...]

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What the Liberal Media Can Learn From Rachel Maddow’s Christwire Scandal

10:42 am163 comments
What the Liberal Media Can Learn From Rachel Maddow’s Christwire Scandal

MSNBC talking head Rachel Maddow lit up the conservative blogosphere Monday night with an unprecedented attack on Christian journalism in America today. In the middle of a discussion about the Egyptian crisis, she shocked many with a surprisingly vicious assault on Sarah Palin and her grassroots supporters across the country. [...]

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As Egypt Descends in Chaos, Should Sarah Palin Support a US-Led Invasion?

January 28, 2011 3:43 am234 comments
As Egypt Descends in Chaos, Should Sarah Palin Support a US-Led Invasion?

The escalating crisis in Egypt could become a defining moment for Sarah Palin. Rioters have taken over the streets, top presidential cabinet members have fled the country and numerous reports of Christians having their phone and internet services cut off have reached America. The thirty-year rein of Hosni Mubarak may [...]

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Is Pawn Stars Fake Or Are They Really Robbing People Blind?

January 27, 2011 8:51 am77 comments
Is Pawn Stars Fake Or Are They Really Robbing People Blind?

As the America economy continues to collapse on itself, the vultures are circling. Up against that wall, we may be forced to sell off our most prized possessions to put meager scraps on the table. Gone is that porcelain figurine collection we spent a lifetime building, out the window is [...]

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Why is Pet Turtle Masturbation One of the Internet’s Hottest New Trends?

January 26, 2011 3:37 am59 comments
Why is Pet Turtle Masturbation One of the Internet’s Hottest New Trends?

Popular American culture reveals much about who we are as a people. Sometimes our fascinations can lead to inspiring moments, such as the national movement to rescue homeless man Ted Williams once it was discovered that he had a beautiful singing voice. Other times, our obsessions shine a light on [...]

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Pope Touches Internets Inappropriately in Recent Blog Post

January 25, 2011 3:14 pm37 comments
Pope Touches Internets Inappropriately in Recent Blog Post

After a weekend review of “The Social Network” Pope Benedictus PP. XVI issued proclamation 00106-02.01 that touches the internets (translated from the original Italian): “In the digital world, transmitting information increasingly means making it known within a social network where knowledge is shared in the context of personal exchanges and [...]

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Are Facebook Sex Gangs Using “Wikileaks” To Target Your Teens?

9:38 am89 comments
Are Facebook Sex Gangs Using “Wikileaks” To Target Your Teens?

A 16-year-old girl recently bragged to her friends that she was home alone, trying on sports bras. That may sound innocent enough but this young person spread the news via Facebook, the popular social networking site where hundreds of millions across the globe had access to her most private information. [...]

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Just Say No to The Phish!

January 21, 2011 8:48 am934 comments
Just Say No to The Phish!

Crisscrossing the country to promote a dangerous mix of communism, cybercrime and drug culture, notorious rock band “The Phish” is pushing American communities to the breaking point. This sad fact can be seen in the headlines so commonplace they no longer shock us: “Phish Fest Nets $81,000 in Drugs; 1,200 [...]

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Elderly Stripper Wins Big in the Face of Liberal Biased Court

January 19, 2011 2:58 am13 comments

When will secular women learn what Christian women have known all along? KNOW YOUR PLACE! In 2006, “Candy” was 56 years old and employed with a Gentlemen’s club as a waitress. The club’s management began gently urging “Candy” to pursue opportunities outside the club with chivalrous comments regarding advancing Alzheimer’s [...]

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