By now, I’m sure many of you have read the rant by self-proclaimed “Investigative Journalist” Stephenson Billings entitled “As Valentine’s Day Approaches, Are Americans Thinking About Sex Instead of the Suffering in Haiti?”. Before I elaborate further, I’ll take a moment to answer Billings’ question: yes, Americans are thinking about [...]

MORAL ALERT Fallen Democrat President Bill Clinton has been rushed to a New York hospital. Bill Clinton, best known for his scandalous affair where he seduced a young intern and cheated on his wife and lied to America, has heart problems. Sources indicate that Clinton was rushed to a Manhattan [...]

Stop thinking about yourself for once in your Life! Donate to help Haiti! The American Red Cross! Faces From Top Left: Maggie Gallagher, National Organization For Marriage Head Dr. Laura Schlessinger, Conservative Author and Radio Sensation The Virgin Mary Beverly LaHaye, Concerned Women For America Anita Bryant, Heterosexual Rights Advocate [...]

Iran has called the UN to schedule a war against Earth, 1:30 pm sharp on February 11th. Their terror leader, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad made the call today to the General Secretary of the United Nations to schedule the war. What Iran is trying to accomplish by such actions remain a mystery. [...]

Us Christians know the story of Adam and Eve, with the talking snake and forbidden fruit. But is there still things out there that are forbidden for us to eat or consume in any way? Well the answer is yes. Mariwana is the most well known of these modern day [...]

Haiti has once again proved why they got judged. Troubling new reports from Haiti show that their people have racism against Americans. From our sources at CNN, we see that Haiti dared accuse ten Americans of child trafficking. How children would not be better off in America than the savages [...]

God hates evolution. This time he proved this fact by burning down a building that had an inflatable gorilla on top. Houston firefighters responded to a fire call, where they say an out-of-control inflatable gorilla caused a rooftop blaze at a local shopping center. Gorilla monkeys are the universal symbol [...]

The United States Military, a former ragtag revolutionary group that grew up to become the greatest fighting force in human history, the most high-tech and sophisticated state organization on the planet but still imbued with a youthful optimism rooted in the traditional virtues of a bygone era, died on the [...]

My brothers in Christ, we all know that Tim Tebow was the messiah of college football. While he might have had his virginity taken from him by the Alabama defensive line in the 2009 SEC Championship Game, he is still God’s chosen one on the gridiron. So when Tim Tebow [...]

YouTube has become so widespread that it seems almost dull. From Facebooks to news articles, people across America are inserting those little television screens on every inch of web space available. But the site is no longer the fascinating place of old movie clips, home video bloopers and personal memories [...]

A new Satanic band named the “Insane Clown Posse” is putting out a musical DVD called Real Money Rustlas. Sources indicate this band is evil and was created to make kids think it’s all about circus fun and big laughs, but really these clowns are veil wolves in sheep’s clothing. [...]

Print journalism is dead. The body is cold, the fluids have been drained. No matter what efforts might be made to charge for content, keep newspaper articles offline or even ban hotlinking, it’s still pancake makeup on a corpse. The cut-and-paste crews of internet blogs like Gawker.com are just too [...]

We’ve all been there before. You come home late from a catered event where maybe you had a glass too many of the table wine and you find yourself flipping through the cable channels for something, anything to distract you from the growing ache in your temple. Maybe you land [...]

Ladies and gentlemen, this month as we celebrate the beginning of another television season, I would like to be able to talk about what a glorious time this is. I would like to be able to say that no one finds Sarah Palin jokes funny anymore, that Conan O’Brien is [...]

The internet is very popular these days. It offers sports, news, movies, message boards and so much else. But as more and more Christian families and their children are catching on to this internet fad, are we prepared for the dark and unholy world that is possibly only a click [...]