We as a human race are going through one of the most perilous periods in our 6,000-year existence. I don’t think I need to explain what happened with 9/11, the election of America’s first Muslim president (with the help of ACORN, of course), Hurricane Katrina, and the 2003 Fiesta Bowl, [...]

My dear White Christian American friends, I am writing you today with a heavy heart and a disgusted sensibility. I am practically sputtering with range and indignation at the atrocity I have to report to you. My fingers are quivering with acerbity and umbrage as I type these very words [...]

At some point in your life, you may have heard of a band called “Beatles”. If not, here is a short description: Beatles are a band consisting of John Lennon (nicknamed “John Lenin” by his friends), Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, and George Harrison (an evil Muslim). They were formed in [...]

My dear White Christian American friends, I am writing to you today to alert you of a growing threat that I have been perceiving for many months now. This threat has been slowly, but surely, overtaking your local drug stores, your supermarkets, even your Wal Marts and Targets. It has [...]

The great American tradition of exchanging tokens of joy to celebrate the birth of our Savoir will soon be upon us. One cherished gift that ushers in the New Year is the monthly wall calendar. Calendars are handy records of weekends past, reminders of birthdays, notices of Federal holidays and [...]

My White Christian American friends, Feminesbian Barbara Walters is at it again, always trying to compensate for her post-menopausal depression by launching herself unashamedly into the spotlight. It would be quite sad if it was not so darn funny to watch. Kinda like watching someone else slipping on ice. This [...]

My White Christian American Friends, We have all heard of the betrayal of Tiger Woods to his fans and the American people. His wife and children as well. The number of harlots coming forward admitting there sinful fornications with the gofer grows by the day! And now, this latest scandal [...]

My White Christian American friends, I have already alerted you to the fact that the Sweeds are a nefarious group of foreigners who are Hell-bent on replacing God. Well, today I have come upon more evidence of there nefarious schemes. Somehow, they apparently uncovered the journal of Conrad Dippel (Also [...]

My White Christian American friends, I have just this morning become aware of a threat to our very society, a threat that could potentially cripple us irreparably. That threat is contractions. Now, before all you feminesbians out their get your tampons in a tizzy, I am not talking about labor [...]

My White Christian Friends, I am pleased and surprised to announce that a little tribe in Africa is finally taking the right steps towards ridding the world of Homogayality. This little village of quonset huts named Uganda is attempting to pass a bill that will make Homogayality illegal! Oh, bless [...]

My White Christian Friends, I am pleased and surprised to announce that a little tribe in Africa is finally taking the right steps towards ridding the world of Homogayality. This little village of quonset huts named Uganda is attempting to pass a bill that will make Homogayality illegal! Oh, bless [...]

There is a terrific irony in the liberal elite these days– they claim to support the gay agenda wholeheartedly, except when it touches their personal lives. Hollywood democrats will fund homosexual rights initiatives and celebrate flamboyantly gay characters in movies, but suggest that one of them enjoys frequent same-sex, and [...]

Hallelujah, my White Christian American Capitalist friends, Hallelujah! Our beloved Lord has, once again, stepped forward and venged his fury upon the Heathens Against Holiness! Late last night, a large group of young adult Communist Russians gathered to convene in one of the many, many houses of sin, debauchery, orgification, [...]

We all know that 2,000 years ago the Jewish race damned itself to an afterlife in Hell by committing the ultimate betrayal of killing our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, and then denying his Messiahety. Well, my friends, I am sad to report that they have, once again, stabbed all [...]

My White Christian friends, as we all know, everyday the subversive movement of the homogays draws ever closer to our homes. Despite all of our best efforts here at Christwire to warn the public at large of the homogay threat, more and more people seem to be embracing this concept [...]