Is Tumblr Stealing The Souls of Your Children?

February 6, 2012 12:26 pm63 comments
Is Tumblr Stealing The Souls of Your Children?

Tumblr is a dangerous website on the interweb that your child may be lurking on. As the most popular blogging platform on earth, it has lured many young teens into its clutches. Unfortunately, it harbors an extremely homoerotic leaning and contains dangerous media that children of any age should be exposed to. It is extremely malicious and will steal your child’s feelings, replacing them with sexualized isolation. Your child may become robotic and obsessed with gay porn. Tumblr is a predator, a predator gaining in liberal popularity.

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Valentines for Heathens

February 5, 2012 3:39 pm172 comments
Valentines for Heathens

Rather than allowing St. Valentine’s Day to remain a religious holiday of love, merchants and entrepreneurs have created expressions of endearment that defile the definition of Christian love by catering to a low brow variety of homosexual, racist and feminist agendas. I must warn you even the Syrims and Minecrafters [...]

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Starbucks: Are You Drinking The Gay?

February 4, 2012 7:29 pm29 comments
Starbucks: Are You Drinking The Gay?

A good Christian must be cautious with their choices of beverages. It’s a dangerous world out there. You don’t want to drink something homosexual, or something hipstersexual, or something liberal and atheist. But only one line of beverages is all three. Starbucks covers the entire unholy trinity, and it is dangerous to America and to the future of your children.

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A Warning To All Good White Christian Men

February 3, 2012 10:07 am230 comments
A Warning To All Good White Christian Men

We live in a humble abode, sleep in separate bedrooms and only lie down with one another for the purpose of procreation, as the good Lord instructs. But I recently discovered something my wife has been hiding from me since the day we met at the A&W almost 40 years ago…

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NOAH’S ARC AND UNICORNS, KIDS UNEDUCATED ABOUT SCRIPTURE!

February 2, 2012 4:59 pm71 comments
NOAH’S ARC AND UNICORNS, KIDS UNEDUCATED ABOUT SCRIPTURE!

I was outraged to see this joke about unicorns and Noah’s ark. Noah took two of every animal created by god in the garden of eden 6,000 years ago. Unicorns are abominations and were never created by god, worse still in this they talk which is completely against the will of god, [...]

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The truth of the Music World our Generation(Black Veil Brides, Falling In Reverse, Bring Me The Horizon), BryanStars, and Susan B. Xenu.

4:52 pm18 comments
The truth of the Music World our Generation(Black Veil Brides, Falling In Reverse, Bring Me The Horizon), BryanStars, and Susan B. Xenu.

When you open this you think “Oh god ANOTHER HATE POST OF MY BANDS?!?!?” Well No. I love these bands and Bryan :”) But Susan I hate. “He, She, Or It?” – Says Susan B. Xenu about our Beloved Ronnie Radke. Lady you clearly have no life. and your pathetic [...]

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Are Atheists Capable of Love? Again, NO

2:26 pm441 comments
Are Atheists Capable of Love? Again, NO

The question of love seems to be on the minds of many this time of year. Perhaps due to the cold weather and abrupt lull in sporting events, after the Superbowl and before March Madness, the minds of many turn to thoughts of love. Of course Christians are capable of [...]

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Hillsong – How this church secretly converts millions to homosexuality

January 26, 2012 5:51 pm4 comments

Hillsong (hillsong.com) is a rapidly growing and highly influential church (particularly in Australia) that is a front for the leftist homosexual agenda. It purports to hate gays as much as any right-minded Christian, with leaders of the church loudly and frequently voicing anti-gay sentiments – but the church’s secret agenda [...]

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Liberal Hypocrisies Within Science, Big Bang Theory Disproves Global Warming

5:51 pm28 comments
Liberal Hypocrisies Within Science, Big Bang Theory Disproves Global Warming

Any Good Christian knows that God created the world. God created the world perfectly, with Moral Americans giving him emotional support; with Canadians, Europeans, Australians, Asians and Blacks to laugh at; with hipstersexuals and emosexuals to present him with a fun challenge, basically they’re the villains in his video game; and a labyrinth known as the countries and continents completing it for his own personal enjoyment. However, the incessant liberals dispute this, arguing that we can’t prove the existence of God and that it simply happened as a result of the Big Bang. Ignoring the fact that the theory is a double entendre that seems to want us to believe that a bunch of particles are engaging in an orgy, that’s illogical, to steal a quote from my fictional nemesis Spock. Something cannot come from nothing.

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Hipstersexuals: The Obnoxious Ninjas of Terrorism

January 25, 2012 6:00 pm13 comments
Hipstersexuals: The Obnoxious Ninjas of Terrorism

When you picture terrorists, you picture islamists with stolen uzis and hand grenades running into a government building of this Christian Nation. But there’s a more subtle type of terrorism going on in America. Yes, terrorism of the mind. That, we can mainly credit to the hipstersexual movement and traitors like Obamney who tolerate or motivate them.

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GOP South Carolina Primary Race Card Educates Voters

January 18, 2012 12:04 am8 comments
GOP South Carolina Primary Race Card Educates Voters

Spartanburg, SC – Nikki Haley, Governor of South Carolina has been facing the slings and arrows of Northern aggression when it comes to making sure all citizens of the state not only have the opportunity to vote, but vote for the wight GOP candidate. The bill requires people to present [...]

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13 Great Reasons to Take Away Your Teen’s Cell Phone

January 17, 2012 11:05 am137 comments
13 Great Reasons to Take Away Your Teen’s Cell Phone

Teens with cell phones are more likely to engage in: same sex encounters, posting explicit photographs to the internet, cussing, pre-marital sex, Nazism, animal cruelty and socialism. Teens with cell phones are more likely to end up prostitutes and internet gamblers with little hope for college or a productive life. [...]

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New Andy Sixx Biersack Portrait Reveals New Clean Cut Image

January 13, 2012 11:04 am168 comments
New Andy Sixx Biersack Portrait Reveals New Clean Cut Image
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2012 GOP Pageant Drag Show in South Carolina (EXCLUSIVE CHRIS†WIRE PHOTOS)

January 12, 2012 6:49 pm22 comments
2012 GOP Pageant Drag Show in South Carolina (EXCLUSIVE CHRIS†WIRE PHOTOS)

Early debates for the Republican nomination enjoyed an enormous popularity. Unfortunately the thrill and novelty of the question-answer debate format is limited. Taking a cue from Hollywood, the South Carolina Republican League of Women Voters is hosting a GOP Pageant Talent Show on the theme of “Women and Marriage” to [...]

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CES: Convention of Evil and Satanism

11:10 am72 comments
CES: Convention of Evil and Satanism

The time has come again for the CES, the Consumer Electronics Show or the Convention of Evil and Satanism expo as we know it here in the Lord’s presents. Thousands of atheist nerds descend upon hell on earth or Las Vegas if you will, to take part in the worship [...]

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