When You Say “Happy Holidays”, You Destroy More Than Just The Sanctity Of Christian Dominance in America, Proof of the Defiance of the Seven Deadly Sins by Liberals

December 22, 2011 7:04 pm74 comments
When You Say “Happy Holidays”, You Destroy More Than Just The Sanctity Of Christian Dominance in America, Proof of the Defiance of the Seven Deadly Sins by Liberals

The politically correct liberals like to “be inclusive”. They believe this is more important than Jesus. Why? They’re liberals. It’s a cult, people. They’re brainwashed, like the South Koreans under Kim Jong. Now as you can see by my (New!!!!!) profile picture on here, I am a White, Christian, Heterosexual [...]

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White House 2011 ‘Holiday’ Card Analysis Reveals Hidden Sinister Message

December 21, 2011 10:46 pm37 comments
White House 2011 ‘Holiday’ Card Analysis Reveals Hidden Sinister Message

The ever vigilant former Governor of Alaska and Tea Party darling, Sarah Palin, offered her powerful insights on the newly released White House Christmas card. As a bulwark of freedom, Governor Palin is a dependable voice for the people disenfranchised with the current Democrat administration. In a statement to Fox [...]

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The Male Whore, The Homosexual and The Fatty: A Guide to the Evil Sons of the Evil Dictator Jim Kong Ill

2:50 am19 comments
The Male Whore, The Homosexual and The Fatty: A Guide to the Evil Sons of the Evil Dictator Jim Kong Ill

As we all know Thanks to the Incredible and Talented Articles some of our Great Writers wrote upon the death of the evil sinner, the evil sinner Jim Kong-Ill has died. This has prompted many a discussion on this subject: Who will replace him as President of South Korea? South [...]

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New Merit Badges are Sew Easy and Reject Gay Lifestyle

December 20, 2011 1:40 pm78 comments
New Merit Badges are Sew Easy and Reject Gay Lifestyle

Honey Badger Explorer scouting is a great way for young men, aged 13-19 years old, to develop themselves through group meetings and gaining leadership skills. Young men learn the values of national pride, horsing around in a loving Christian environment and community service. Parents would be well advised to call [...]

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Hollywood and Slandering True Americans: One Of The Most Vile Developments in Recent History

December 18, 2011 11:49 pm16 comments
Hollywood and Slandering True Americans: One Of The Most Vile Developments in Recent History

The other day, my Friend John from Church and I went to the movie theater. John had informed me that one of my Favorite Republicans, J. Edgar Hoover, was starring in a biopic about him. Mr. Hoover is a Personal Idol of mine. Mr. Hoover had a zero-tolerance policy and [...]

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Should Tattletales and Whistleblowers Go Straight to Hell?

10:47 am176 comments
Should Tattletales and Whistleblowers Go Straight to Hell?

My clock radio, tuned to the ‘Heartland Faithful Morning Jubilee Early Hour of Praise’ on AM 930, woke me on Saturday morning with the announcement of Bradley Manning’s out of the gay closet court appearance and other news on the continuing plight of the Sandusky sex offender. The radio’s undulatory [...]

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Texas to Start Imprisoning Blacks Upon Birth to Lessen Crime Rates

December 13, 2011 11:04 am49 comments
Texas to Start Imprisoning Blacks Upon Birth to Lessen Crime Rates

Before you start claiming I am a racist or that Texas is racist, there are some facts you need to know. A criminal case today was thrown out of court in Texas, due to the fact that the man convicted of the crime and sentenced to life in prison was [...]

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Newt Gingrich’s Bold Stand for Marriage Fidelity Reveals Obama’s Achilles Heel

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Newt Gingrich’s Bold Stand for Marriage Fidelity Reveals Obama’s Achilles Heel

The 31st GOP Presidential debate, held last weekend, was the first to broach the indelicate subject of marriage fidelity. It was a good opportunity for former Speaker Newt Gingrich to show that although he’s been a bad boy in the past, God forgives him of sin and we should too. [...]

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How To Ensure Your Daughter Is Not Dressed As A Whorelot: The Christian Man’s Pictorial Guide To Dressing Your Teenage Child

December 11, 2011 4:19 am127 comments
How To Ensure Your Daughter Is Not Dressed As A Whorelot: The Christian Man’s Pictorial Guide To Dressing Your Teenage Child

The other day at Church, my Beloved Comrade In Christ, Paul, approached me with a vile dilemma that was plaguing his life, and he asked me for advice. He said, “My Dear Partner, Christopher, whom I hold so close to my Heart, there is a terrible sinister presence of satan [...]

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Why do Young Boys Choose To Be homosexuals If They Know That We Christians Know The Truth?

December 7, 2011 11:33 pm57 comments
Why do Young Boys Choose To Be homosexuals If They Know That We Christians Know The Truth?

In the past year or so, homosexual Boys have started killing themselves. They clearly can not handle the Rightness and Morality of the Christians. But this brings up a question. Why, do these children choose this lifestyle if We, the Morality of This American Nation, will teach them the consequences? [...]

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The Rise In Feminism Is Causing The Homosexuality Boom in America

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The Rise In Feminism Is Causing The Homosexuality Boom in America

Satan has been infiltrating the minds of the naturally weak minded female species since the beginning of the human race, but within the past century he’s been really gaining a foothold. Of course, I am referring to the morally bankrupt, home-wrecking and downright abominable feminist movement. The godless homosexual liberal [...]

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Drugs, Debauchary, and Damnation: An Inside Look at Portland’s Stripper Awards

12:19 am11 comments
Drugs, Debauchary, and Damnation: An Inside Look at Portland’s Stripper Awards

A few months ago, I went deep undercover in Portland, Oregon’s Sex Industry as a Strip Club DJ to expose the truth behind these scandalous places. You can read about that here: http://christwire.org/2011/09/strippers-are-they-evil-whoelot-prostitues-or-the-only-thing-saving-the-economy/ Last Night, I was invited to the 2nd Annual PDX Strippies, an awards show for Portland’s sex [...]

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Are atheists Actually satanic Androids, and Thus Is There A Need To Destroy Them?

December 4, 2011 12:00 am15 comments
Are atheists Actually satanic Androids, and Thus Is There A Need To Destroy Them?

This is the famous atheist physician, Richard Fineman. Look at him. Look at his doughy skin, his beady eyes and his blank face. Look at his finely coiffed hair. Something isn’t right with this image. Mr. Fineman, best known for doing science that involves incredibly complicated math, doesn’t seem fully [...]

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5 Reasons women Must Cover Their Legs with Ankle Length Skirts: A Manifesto Against Dandy Dukes

November 28, 2011 10:02 pm25 comments
5 Reasons women Must Cover Their Legs with Ankle Length Skirts: A Manifesto Against Dandy Dukes

Warning! The following article possesses graphic depictions of the female body. I advise you to pray before reading and send all women and children out of the room. If this article provokes seizures or fainting from the horrors of the images you are about to see I will not pay [...]

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Why are the liberals So Obsessed With dolphins?

November 18, 2011 11:41 pm50 comments
Why are the liberals So Obsessed With dolphins?

Dolphins and liberals seem to have a very strange and perverted relationship. If you go to a zoo or an aquarium you will no doubt see the shameless promotion of dolphins. Young children everywhere have dolphin toys. The liberal elite constantly is making more and more movies and books about [...]

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