December 22, 2011 7:04 pm
The politically correct liberals like to “be inclusive”. They believe this is more important than Jesus. Why? They’re liberals. It’s a cult, people. They’re brainwashed, like the South Koreans under Kim Jong. Now as you can see by my (New!!!!!) profile picture on here, I am a White, Christian, Heterosexual [...]
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December 21, 2011 10:46 pm
The ever vigilant former Governor of Alaska and Tea Party darling, Sarah Palin, offered her powerful insights on the newly released White House Christmas card. As a bulwark of freedom, Governor Palin is a dependable voice for the people disenfranchised with the current Democrat administration. In a statement to Fox [...]
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2:50 am
As we all know Thanks to the Incredible and Talented Articles some of our Great Writers wrote upon the death of the evil sinner, the evil sinner Jim Kong-Ill has died. This has prompted many a discussion on this subject: Who will replace him as President of South Korea? South [...]
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December 20, 2011 1:40 pm
Honey Badger Explorer scouting is a great way for young men, aged 13-19 years old, to develop themselves through group meetings and gaining leadership skills. Young men learn the values of national pride, horsing around in a loving Christian environment and community service. Parents would be well advised to call [...]
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December 18, 2011 11:49 pm
The other day, my Friend John from Church and I went to the movie theater. John had informed me that one of my Favorite Republicans, J. Edgar Hoover, was starring in a biopic about him. Mr. Hoover is a Personal Idol of mine. Mr. Hoover had a zero-tolerance policy and [...]
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10:47 am
My clock radio, tuned to the ‘Heartland Faithful Morning Jubilee Early Hour of Praise’ on AM 930, woke me on Saturday morning with the announcement of Bradley Manning’s out of the gay closet court appearance and other news on the continuing plight of the Sandusky sex offender. The radio’s undulatory [...]
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December 13, 2011 11:04 am
Before you start claiming I am a racist or that Texas is racist, there are some facts you need to know. A criminal case today was thrown out of court in Texas, due to the fact that the man convicted of the crime and sentenced to life in prison was [...]
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2:27 am
The 31st GOP Presidential debate, held last weekend, was the first to broach the indelicate subject of marriage fidelity. It was a good opportunity for former Speaker Newt Gingrich to show that although he’s been a bad boy in the past, God forgives him of sin and we should too. [...]
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December 11, 2011 4:19 am
The other day at Church, my Beloved Comrade In Christ, Paul, approached me with a vile dilemma that was plaguing his life, and he asked me for advice. He said, “My Dear Partner, Christopher, whom I hold so close to my Heart, there is a terrible sinister presence of satan [...]
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December 7, 2011 11:33 pm
In the past year or so, homosexual Boys have started killing themselves. They clearly can not handle the Rightness and Morality of the Christians. But this brings up a question. Why, do these children choose this lifestyle if We, the Morality of This American Nation, will teach them the consequences? [...]
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4:45 am
Satan has been infiltrating the minds of the naturally weak minded female species since the beginning of the human race, but within the past century he’s been really gaining a foothold. Of course, I am referring to the morally bankrupt, home-wrecking and downright abominable feminist movement. The godless homosexual liberal [...]
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12:19 am
A few months ago, I went deep undercover in Portland, Oregon’s Sex Industry as a Strip Club DJ to expose the truth behind these scandalous places. You can read about that here: http://christwire.org/2011/09/strippers-are-they-evil-whoelot-prostitues-or-the-only-thing-saving-the-economy/ Last Night, I was invited to the 2nd Annual PDX Strippies, an awards show for Portland’s sex [...]
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December 4, 2011 12:00 am
This is the famous atheist physician, Richard Fineman. Look at him. Look at his doughy skin, his beady eyes and his blank face. Look at his finely coiffed hair. Something isn’t right with this image. Mr. Fineman, best known for doing science that involves incredibly complicated math, doesn’t seem fully [...]
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November 28, 2011 10:02 pm
Warning! The following article possesses graphic depictions of the female body. I advise you to pray before reading and send all women and children out of the room. If this article provokes seizures or fainting from the horrors of the images you are about to see I will not pay [...]
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November 18, 2011 11:41 pm
Dolphins and liberals seem to have a very strange and perverted relationship. If you go to a zoo or an aquarium you will no doubt see the shameless promotion of dolphins. Young children everywhere have dolphin toys. The liberal elite constantly is making more and more movies and books about [...]
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