iPhones, not suitable for good christians?

November 14, 2011 7:11 am6 comments
iPhones, not suitable for good christians?

The iPhones allow way too much access to the internet and are a gateway to sin. You may ask yourself why would these be a gateway to sin, I use one to say my sermons every sunday and wednesday but be no mistaken they will cause you to sin more [...]

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An Investigative Report on gifted education, Satan’s new sinfest

November 13, 2011 3:46 pm20 comments
An Investigative Report on gifted education, Satan’s new sinfest

In 1920, jewish psychiatrist Sigmund Fraud invented the IQ test to please doctors and professors by giving them superiority complexes by telling them that their children are awesome, incredible people because they can solve puzzles. Little did the man know how perverse the IQ system would become. In the IQ [...]

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Police Evict #OccupyPortland Protesters by Spraying Them With Firetrucks Full of Axe Shower Gel, No Arrests Required

November 12, 2011 9:20 pm5 comments
Police Evict #OccupyPortland Protesters by Spraying Them With Firetrucks Full of Axe Shower Gel, No Arrests Required

As I have reported in the past, Portland, Oregon is a very Liberal city. They allow Trans-Gender people to use health care for sex changes, they allow hippies to smoke “medical marijuana” and they allow 70 year old Basketball players like Greg Oden to pretend he is “just out of [...]

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Carpets Unsafe for Christians?

November 11, 2011 12:16 pm24 comments

Carpets harbour the particles of SATAN. Whenever you buy a house, you never really know the sexuality and/or the origin of the person you bought it from. For all you know, it could have been a sinning, devil worshiping GAY. Whenever the gay owner involved themselves in incestuous actions, you [...]

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What Is The 11-11-11 Meaning

November 10, 2011 9:52 pm5 comments

As many of you may be well aware, here is what atheists expect will happen to Earth in 2012: In the make pretend world of atheism, where up is down and Dawkins, gays are normal and Dawkins is their mangod, Armageddon was predicted by Ancient Incans 30,000 years ago (like [...]

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Kansas tells Women to buy “Rape Protection” Abortion Insurance

November 3, 2011 12:11 pm44 comments
Kansas tells Women to buy “Rape Protection” Abortion Insurance

Once again, Kansas is on the leading edge of the Law. Earlier this month, Kansas legislators approved a bill that requires those who want their health insurance to cover abortion to buy supplemental policies that only cover the procedure. The Governor of Kansas seems to think of Women as a [...]

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Portland, Oregon… Now Giving Gender Reassignment Surgery to Cats

October 30, 2011 7:36 am13 comments

Portland, Oregon is known for being “Weird”. Their motto is “Keep Portland Weird”. Enough said. There is even a Television Picture Show about this city called “Portlandia” which starts its second season in January. Here is the only clean video of that filth I can find: Portland recently passed a [...]

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Black Man from Tennessee has Gay Anal Sin Docking with a Dog

October 29, 2011 9:06 am28 comments
Black Man from Tennessee has Gay Anal Sin Docking with a Dog

I have never been a big fan of Tennessee, until I met Stephenson Billings. Once that happened, I realized that actual Humans lived there, and not “Incest Rape Zombies” and Blacks only Today, however, I read a story about a tribal man practicing Zulu witch doctoring sex acts on a [...]

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Beavis and Butthead: Former Enemies of Truth and God, Now Fighting the Twilight Menace

October 28, 2011 9:17 am6 comments
Beavis and Butthead:  Former Enemies of Truth and God, Now Fighting the Twilight Menace

In the early 80′s, Beavis and Butthead were Devil Worshipping, Mentally Challenged kids. This is just a cartoon on the Television though, so we didn’t think to worry about it. That was fine thinking, until Yu-Gi-Oh and Pokemon came out and started turning our kids into Communist Japanese supporters (Where [...]

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New Facebook Trend:Visually Bragging About Poverty

October 27, 2011 12:19 pm46 comments
New Facebook Trend:Visually Bragging About Poverty

New Facebook Trend:Visually Bragging About Poverty -Chuck D. Finley When I was a kid people didn’t brag about how poor they were, mostly because it was something to be ashamed of. Do you think that Pollock family down by the train tracks that wore burlap sack shirts to school came [...]

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Illegal Mexicans Turn Monopoly into a Crime

11:42 am37 comments
Illegal Mexicans Turn Monopoly into a Crime

We were all Children at one time. We played fun board games and sometimes cheated to make our friends or siblings look dumb. After we grew up, we realized that God didn’t want us to cheat, so we grew up. Apparently, A Female woman in Santa Fe, NM didn’t get [...]

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Police in Oakland, CA finally show #OccupyWallStreet Protestors a Taste of Their Own Stink Medicine

October 26, 2011 5:49 am21 comments
Police in Oakland, CA finally show #OccupyWallStreet Protestors a Taste of Their Own Stink Medicine

Finally, A Police force in America has stood up to these #OccupyWallStreet hippies and demand “Either take a shower or we will show you how awful you smell”. Police on Tuesday in Oakland, CA fired canisters of “Tear Gas” into a crowd of over 100 protestors. This was a way [...]

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Typical of Europeans, Drunk Irishman man attempts to turn his feces into gold

October 21, 2011 10:17 am15 comments
Typical of Europeans,  Drunk Irishman man  attempts to turn his feces into gold

As I have stated before, I love our lesser European Allies, but most of them seem to be almost in a vegetative state. Don’t start with the Liberal calls of “Racist” or “Bigot” or “Xenophobic” until you have heard about this New’s article. As we all know for a fact, [...]

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I am Extremely Terrified of Midgets

October 20, 2011 1:48 pm30 comments
I am Extremely Terrified of Midgets

I need to take a moment to collect myself, I just saw a midget playing basketball in a movie… I will continue this article in a minute. Midgets are very small people who look like babies, but without the cuteness. Babies show God’s love while these tiny “people” are spawns [...]

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Tokidoki Barbie – The Hipstersexual Barbie

October 19, 2011 4:28 pm6 comments
Tokidoki Barbie – The Hipstersexual Barbie

Liberals around the world must be cheering knowing their latest propaganda toy, Tokidoki Barbie, is hitting the toy stores right before Christmas. Barbie now has a tattoo running down her neck and chest, and another one on her arm. This is not an image we should be promoting to our [...]

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