Everyone has long feared Obama would become the new FDR. He will not settle for just two terms in office. He is lame and he is going to start a global war. And scariest of all, Obama idolized Trotsky and Stalin. Obama thinks it is great that Stalin killed millions [...]

I wish I were God right now.  I’d wake up today and look at New York, wagging my head and then make an announcement:  “Meteor strike the homocity!” I would rain down meteor after metero on gay marriages until Obama and Eric Boehner cowered in fear and figured out that [...]

My friends, I have an urgent report for you all. The mainstream media has lashed out at a blood center in Indiana for not allowing an obviously gay man to donate his AIDS infested blood to the unsuspecting populace. For those who don’t know, there is a great law on [...]

July 19, 2011 – The staff of MakerBot, the wacky blaspheming 3D printer thingy manufacturer, needs someone with a whole list of qualifications to promote their plastic crap production equipment. Apparently the current marketing plan which includes word of mouth, a fat man with a placard waving at cars from [...]

Have you ever heard of a “feminist”? A feminist is a type of female atheist who worships human women instead of worshipping God. Feminist brains are so filled with liberal muck that they have forgotten the difference between men and women. Many feminists will try to tell you that “men” [...]

Recently I took time out of my busy schedule, running campaigns and browbeating liberals into submission, to have a talk with Cory and Lex from Green960 radio. I figured we could have a nice little chat and I could help our interns explain exactly what we do here at Christwire.org, [...]

The indoctrination of homosexuality ravages families California, irate parents and confused students forced to learn the history of gay lifestyle. Los Angeles (ChristWire) – In a shockingly unprecedented violation of Civil Rights, Democratic California Gov. Jerry Brown stated on Thursday that he signed a bill which will force public schools [...]

Hardcore music or Hxc as it is known in the community is a form of music that engages in intense homo-eroticism through violent thrusts and yelling mimicing the sounds of gay anal sex. This music is created and goes hand in hand of the homo pervasiveness of straight edge. As [...]

The days of book burnings are long over, due to the introduction of the Kindle and its indoctrination into decent society.  I recently purchased one in hopes of finding good Christian literature to read to the inner city youth I minister to every weekend. I came across this title and [...]

Movie Review: Mumblecore by Tao Lin and Megan Boyle Rating: S (for Sinister) for atheism, interracial kissing, twiddle rompus sex acts, heavy drug use, gambling, violence, irony, autism and subtitles. Have you ever heard of a “snuff film”? A snuff film is a Satanic video where a real person’s life [...]

Remember coloring books? They’ve been around for ages, we had them a children, and now our children have them, but what could possibly be hidden between the covers of a simple coloring book? Satan. That’s right, the devil himself has wormed his way into what we thought was safe. Coloring [...]

God willing, please remove all children under the age of 30 from the kitchen before you read this article. It contains extremely offensive and sinful contents and is a warning to fathers and mothers everywhere. If you haven’t already moved the computer to your kitchen, do so immediately. The kitchen [...]

After OJ was released there was rioting in South Central LA. Now that Casey Anthony has been released there is rioting in white cities everywhere. The internet is on fire with the back and forth accusations. Here are the facts. We just celebrated the birthday of the greatest NATION ON [...]

The world wide web is large and full of sin. The only way ensure avoidance of Satan while browsing the internet is to set your homepage to christwire.org and refuse to click any links that take you off-site. Be warned: I am about to link to a non-Christwire sin site. [...]

The strong journalistic reputation of Chris†Wire for tireless investigation, irrefutable opinion and solid reporting of Christian values is one the many reasons it is the number one Christian news and opinion source for many Americans. In spite of cruel attacks levied by The New York Times, poli-bi pundits like Rachel [...]