Why are the liberals So Obsessed With dolphins?

November 18, 2011 11:41 pm50 comments
Why are the liberals So Obsessed With dolphins?

Dolphins and liberals seem to have a very strange and perverted relationship. If you go to a zoo or an aquarium you will no doubt see the shameless promotion of dolphins. Young children everywhere have dolphin toys. The liberal elite constantly is making more and more movies and books about [...]

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Numbers of Evil (Part II)

October 4, 2011 10:14 am25 comments
Numbers of Evil (Part II)

Numbers of Evil – Part II There are probably many doubters about numbers killing people as proposed in the first article, and yes, one of the commenters is right: It’s not the numbers killing people but people killing people. But as time progresses, patterns will evolve that substantiate the numbers [...]

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7 Things Barack Obama And Hitler Have In Common

September 3, 2011 9:30 pm122 comments
7 Things Barack Obama And Hitler Have In Common

  Both are/were angry speakers Hitler was angry at the Jews, Mr. Obama, however, is angry at the Anglo-Christian Republican Right in this country. He got Glenn Beck fired simply because he was a white guy. I’ll bet that when Hitler started he got some guy fired for being a [...]

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Is FDR Power Group Behind American’s Stale Economy?

July 27, 2011 9:02 pm10 comments
Is FDR Power Group Behind American’s Stale Economy?

Does a secret FDR Power Group still exist in America and are there those who want to see the rise of Stalin and Mao in this nation? Democrats. Soviets. Communists. These three words are the bane of capitalism. When this Godly Nation was founded in 1776 as One Nation, Under [...]

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Why Are Cory And Lex Of Green960 Radio Afraid Of Alex Keating?

July 17, 2011 11:59 pm15 comments
Why Are Cory And Lex Of Green960 Radio Afraid Of Alex Keating?

Recently I took time out of my busy schedule, running campaigns and browbeating liberals into submission, to have a talk with Cory and Lex from Green960 radio. I figured we could have a nice little chat and I could help our interns explain exactly what we do here at Christwire.org, [...]

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TMNT, Treacherous Mephistopheles’ Nonbelieving Terrors

July 11, 2011 9:21 pm6 comments
TMNT, Treacherous Mephistopheles’ Nonbelieving Terrors

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were created by Kevin Eastman, owner, publisher, and editor of Heavy Metal Magazine, and Peter Laird, founder of the Xeric Grant. I do not expect my Father’s faithful flock to know anything about the sin-saturated pages of Heavy Metal Magazine, so I shall explain its [...]

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The She Devil Amongst Us

June 18, 2011 11:46 pm169 comments
The She Devil Amongst Us

As Christians we know that the devil is always two steps behind us. Waiting for us to screw up and stop listening to our better Christian Nature. But did you know there is a demon in our mist? The sinful whorelot known as Claire has been posting sinful and disgusting [...]

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“The Deep Web”, DOT Onion sites, How Liberal Pedophile Homogays Use A Hidden Internet To Circumvent The Law

June 2, 2011 3:56 am51 comments
“The Deep Web”, DOT Onion sites, How Liberal Pedophile Homogays Use A Hidden Internet To Circumvent The Law

If you are reading this you know what the Internet is. It is an open network of websites accessible by anyone used to communicate throughout the world. What you may not know is that this isn’t the only ‘Internet’. There is also a hidden one, right underneath your very noses [...]

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Australia Unleashes Baphemot on America in Liberal Bookstores

May 24, 2011 10:41 pm35 comments
Australia Unleashes Baphemot on America in Liberal Bookstores

*Please send women, children, and especially impressionable teenagers out of the room before viewing the images in these article. While god-fearing Christians are cleaning their homes and shooting their pets, preparing for the Rapture, scheduled October 21 of this year, the rest of the world, heathen for the most part, [...]

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Gay Agenda Liberals Promoting Edible Arrangements Panties for Mother’s Day

May 8, 2011 11:27 am9 comments
Gay Agenda Liberals Promoting Edible Arrangements Panties for Mother’s Day

The golden key point of the Gay Agenda is pretty clear.  Make Gays Seem Normal. Gays want everyone to treat them as normal, as if it is a part of nature for a man to lick the clammy coyster of a man at the urinal, then have happy poppy time [...]

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Is it Okay to Use the Word Retard?

April 5, 2011 8:00 pm55 comments
Is it Okay to Use the Word Retard?

Recently I have noticed an upswing in the use of the word retard amongst the unintelligent. At first I assumed it was due the fact that saying “that’s so gay” is no longer politically correct. This link was found online posted by a common offender . You notice how the [...]

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Chinese Reveal Asian Sun, Evil Plan Moves Forward

March 5, 2011 8:24 pm19 comments
Chinese Reveal Asian Sun, Evil Plan Moves Forward

A few weeks ago chrisTwire sources were the first to reveal Asia’s plot to destroy our Caucasian Sun. Yesterday Chinese TV revealed the Asian sun to the masses for the first time According to Jim Kaler, the University of Illinois astronomer: “The case of a second sun 3 degrees and [...]

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Proficient Pressure Pays: interview with a medic at Abu Ghraib

February 18, 2011 2:45 pm2 comments
Proficient Pressure Pays: interview with a medic at Abu Ghraib

It is common knowledge that physicians and psychologists form a crucial part of our fearsome military force under President Bush. In this Christwire special, William (Bill) Stephens speaks with Dr. Hank Kirsch who served at Abu Ghraib before honorably retiring last year to spend time with his children on a [...]

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Lady Gaga Now Calling Herself Queen Gaga – New Vessel For Freddie Mercury?

2:33 pm14 comments
Lady Gaga Now Calling Herself Queen Gaga – New Vessel For Freddie Mercury?

Only several months ago, I brought the world urgent news about a tragic discovery. There was a little sashaying minstrel on the hateful program American Idol, singing his little heart out and trying to become Satan’s next big Star. What was shocking that despite being a fruity pebble, this boy’s [...]

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Grammy Awards, Justin Bieber Wins Best New Female Artist (Justin Bieber Shaved Head 2011)

February 13, 2011 8:53 pm31 comments
Grammy Awards, Justin Bieber Wins Best New Female Artist (Justin Bieber Shaved Head 2011)

We were so focused on the little ferret boy Bieber dressing like a black and boomshakaling the rear ends of our daughters after his concerts, we overlooked the more important aspect of this child.  Lesbianism. Sure, it looked like Bieber always had a lesbian’s hair. It shook with the sassily [...]

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